J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

billups to heat is possiblee ?

hey guys so cp3 was traded to the lakers last night then i went out to dinner and read a book and went to bed and then

http://www.reclusland.com/compass/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/fd2140ebc47fed75f7f18b8cd0566adb.jpg

seriously what is going onnnnn

rip brandon roy

@EthanJSkolnick -- The Heat got 3 years each of Battier and Jones for a combined total of less than $15M. Clippers paid $24M for 3 years of Caron.

and i guess samuel dalembert has gone into hibernation until nene decides where he's going

yeah i take back my initial reaction to the caron signing pls

24m is a lot no matter what the cba is all about

yeah

who r u btw?

dirt mcgirt aka big baby jesus aka joe bananas aka formerly agent hibachi

ahhh i was trying to run down the list of ilh regs and i knew i was forgetting someone!!

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA -- As teams wait to re-engage Hornets on Chris Paul, here's one executive: "Truly feel for those guys, but we're all gonna lowball them now."

lol now maybe lakers can get CP3 for world-peace.

that can certainly be sold to the league:

"yeah, lakers are getting a superstar player. but the hornets are getting WORLD PEACE, and that's something money can't buy."

yeah i think i have everyone sorted but you carnitas-- who are you?

lol daniel

wait!, who are you, concussion section?

carne asada aka aerosol

that was xp to CS

concussion section = agent hibachi
carnitas = Aerosol
k3vin k. = frogbs

lol

ah. got it. i need a playbook.

btw, daniel, esq. = newgod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GXgFC8q32Q

4 years / 26 million

lol @ teams overpaying/overrating c's role players

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA -- As teams wait to re-engage Hornets on Chris Paul, here's one executive: "Truly feel for those guys, but we're all gonna lowball them now."

hey look tweeting something uncritically that doesnt understand the concept of competition in sports

i mean that just doesnt make any sense

the knicks backcourt is pretty terrible huh

you're putting it lightly

who guards wade when they play the heat?

i guess they're really relying on shumpert for that

they actually might suck with this lineup?

yes, i outlined a very simple scenario that has them finishing w/ the 8 seed this year

last night

they could probably be a .500 team even without any injuries

who guards wade when they play the heat?

http://www.defynewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/larry-johnson-grandmama.jpg

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA -- New Orleans, Houston and Lakers are re-engaged in talks to find a new way to complete Chris Paul blockbuster trade, league sources tell Y!

impeach stern

#occupydavidstern

Yeah like how do they revisit this now?

easy!

yeah was thinking maybe they just send some more pieces nolas way get another team involved etc, should prob ask stern 1st tho

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7335951/been

lol typo in the first sentence, never change boo

@TheDerekFisher

The trade would also have allowed Lakers coach Mike Brown to get creative. One of the things that instantly popped into my mind when I heard about the deal (before the NBA put the kibosh on it, that is) was the possibility of Paul and Bryant running the pick and roll together. Bryant rarely acts as the roll man; in fact, he did so only twice last season.

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THIS GET SOME SLEEP

looool

i think synergy or some shit keeps track of that -- reading heat index pieces last year was all about haberstroh talking about how many times x player played y role in the p&r with z player -- whoever puts that stuff together REALLY gets no sleep

ah ok haha

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/7335743/portland-trail-blazers-brandon-roy-retiring-brings-mixed-emotions

aw hollinger getting sentimental (free)

so uh... the Nets tampered with Howard last week and might lose draft picks and the right to trade for him.

also, Brandon Bass>>>>>Glen Davis, wtf Otis Smith

the contracts that are being handed out right now are so amazing. These fucking moron owners will never learn!

need a lockout

somebody needs to save the owners from themselves