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Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

haha sorry for the surprising peen links

elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

I was going to say "It's full of cocks!" but then I thought that was your Tumblr?

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

ha no they were good posts, it was a v strong set of images, it just wasn't the tapestry of well-coordinated plaids & wools i had come to so anticipate

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

haha i had to unfollow elmo un tumblr, beautiful pix but i just cant handle that much cock in my feed, not that i ever look at tumblr anymore so w/e

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 9 December 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

I check Tumblr less often than I do Twitter and when I do it's always a little jarring. SO MUCH PEEN. There are some great images though, that's true.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 9 December 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

haha thanks i guess! the necktie blog is on hold atm, i am pretty stressed at work (retail!) which kinda precludes caring about how i look for the entire month of december

elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

tho maybe i should work on some crossover stuff? bowtie on a cock dot tumblr dot com

elmo albatross, Friday, 9 December 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

i would be into a photo record of sweatpants-mode elmo, just to round off the picture of what you wear in general, but i understand if the whole cataloguing outfits & posting updates thing is a lil much

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 9 December 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XWJw8.png

am0n shumpert (dayo), Sunday, 11 December 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

your voice of treason, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

just got the official twitter account to crash on iOS 4.2.1 aw yeah

your voice of treason, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

official twitter app, rather

your voice of treason, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

did twitter just blow up in the last couple years? my account turned 5 the other day /braggin

knackered housecat, Wednesday, 14 December 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

That's some nice bragging! I remember it starting in 2007, and the killer app, back crucially when your twitters* would be texted to your phone, was that there were twitter feeds for each of the London Underground subway lines, and you could get near-real-time updates if any of them were delayed, to plan your journey. It sort of took off a bit, then hovered around forever, and I only really remember it coming back in 2009, with Ashton Kutcher / Stephen Fry, when the real killer app of "Do you want to know what your favourite celebrities really think?" appeared.

*as was the style back then...

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

why the fuck are SA joke acounts changing their characters

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

RIP thebibandit

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

why the fuck are SA joke acounts changing their characters

there was probably a namechange thread

ohh (ok), Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

what??? i could handle the sputtering-out of BARTSIMSON_REAL but this one is different

reddening, Thursday, 15 December 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

max did some reporting on scott baios untimely diaper death http://gawker.com/5868180/how-a-twitter-cabal-of-diaper+obsessed-madmen-killed-scott-baio

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

RIP thebibandit

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 14, 2011 9:41 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

where did this dude go need to know thx

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

ok http://twitter.com/#!/UtilityLimb hat tip to ilx sandbox usr max max

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

PRINCE INVESTS IN TWITTER

OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

^Disapointed that it wasn't the musician.

Ralph Molina, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

I was, too

OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

a friend of my dads has been non stop tweeting at me the last couple days, he is ruining my personal brand lmbo

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

oh and btw our v own polyphonic unfollowed me, dont pretend like i dont use an app to track these things bro

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

j/k i totally understand bro sometimes im p intense w/the tweets

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha

ooooh that musta stung dude

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, 19 December 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

so madd rite noe

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

oh and btw our v own polyphonic unfollowed me, dont pretend like i dont use an app to track these things bro

You are too real for me!

polyphonic, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

*bows respectfully*

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

feeling like i should start a public list w/in my followers titled "people who do not fucking liveblog the television all the time because that shit is beyond boring and makes me hate you" but would that be too pass-agg?

paid, famous and sad (c sharp major), Monday, 19 December 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

it's still there, mocking me with its flatness #livetweetingTV

OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/umairh/status/148945863484518400

your voice of treason, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/umairh/status/148224696528277504

your voice of treason, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

wish i could access real ilx to read about social media assholes & find out what is up with that guy

Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

is he a cyborg y/n

Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 10:53 (twelve years ago) link

So uh my account got mysteriously suspended about a week ago (and the last tweet was something I sent, so I don't think it's a hacking issue) and I've already tried appealing it a couple of times via email - anything else I can do?

Simon H., Thursday, 22 December 2011 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations, r0dney

http://i.imgur.com/Zq3Ow.png

miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

It's just a childish unfunny politically incorrect joke (which he has for money), like on Top Gear.

James, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link


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