ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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"The only thing he said to me after the game was that he heard I got beat up in a club. What is wrong with this guy? Man, I don't even hang out in clubs. But that's what this guy says to me after spitting in my face? Something is wrong with the guy and the league should do something about it."

OK the bolded part is the funniest thing that he could've possibly said.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I heard you got beat up in a club is going to be my new all purpose apology from now on.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"I heard you got beat up in a club. I didn't mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow. I apologized and am moved on."

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW if this was still ILX and its own separate board with its own moderators, you would've been instantly banned for posting such a hideous picture, Eisbar. Do not take this as a sign you should push your luck; if I see that kind of ugly again I'm sending the guards to the mod board and requesting the board be recreated, specifically to ban you.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Daer Eisbar:

How about not being such a bandwagon ho and actually posting when your team isn't the shit? And, god yes, fuck that Garcia pinky shit.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

losing to jeff garcia always hurts double

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair who would have thought a transsexual would have done so well for her/himself in the nfl

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

the last time he raped the giants my neighbor down the hall was incredulously screaming NO! louder and louder as it became apparent just wtf jeff garcia was doing to them.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I don't care about the Giants losing at this point, the more they lose to people like Jeff Garcia the more likely it is that Coughlin's ass is gonna get saaaaaaaaaaaaaacked and that is the best outcome this season can have for the Giants at this point.

I AM TOM COUGHLIN
GONNA LOSE MY JOB AT SEASON'S END
(you have to sing this to the tune of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath, FYI, preferably during that stupid ass truck commercial that plays "Iron Man")

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw the 4th quarter of that game- that wasn't the same Garcia who played for the Browns.

As an added bonus they showed Garcia kissing the dude that intercepted that tipped ball at the end.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I stopped paying very good attention to the game during the 3rd quarter to be honest.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

boo to the Bills getting their shit together only at the end of the season

But you know this is CLASSIC, right?

― Name Not Found (rogermexico), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i figure Garcia's at a huge advantage here because that reid/holmgren jr. offense is the same as the mooch/holmgren jr. offense he uh flourished under. smart pickup by the iggiez! it's probably time for them to draft a QB though.

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

There was a commercial during the Ladanian Tomlinson Sunday Night Special, where the Taco Bell prez apologized for his meat making people sick, right?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow I completely, completely misread your post, Daver. I need some sleep.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

the lollersk8 thing said last night speaking of Eagles' QBs, "After the Super Bowl, why couldn't TO have been on the cover of Madden instead of poor McNabb?"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

the bills @ 7-7 is totally blowing me away right now, even more than the titans or jets. i mean... WAHT.

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

That's why they play the games!

― Name Not Found (rogermexico), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

YES, the Taco Bell dude was on Sunday. They should've shown him taking a bite out of a taco and spitting it on D. Hall.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

also, my friend Bills crazed friend Frank (West Seneca) has been freakily non-chalant about the team this year. I'm more excited than he his. He said the Chargers game was blacked out a couple weeks ago.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i figure Garcia's at a huge advantage here because that reid/holmgren jr. offense is the same as the mooch/holmgren jr. offense he uh flourished under. smart pickup by the iggiez!

exactly -- that's what i'd been saying all along (well, at least to folks off ILXor).

neither the eagles nor the giants will get very far if either makes the playoffs, though.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

JARED ALLEN

HOME SCHOOL

THANKS MOM :(

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

meanwhile, in MN, Tavaras Jackson mania has hit:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v482/ultravikingfan/?action=view¤t=t
j.flv

― M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

CHAD JOHNSONS SHOES YAY!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ Peyton getting kinda pissy with Michelle Toyota or whatever the hell that frumpy sideline girl's name is.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 19 December 2006 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU BENGALS for bowing down to the "daunting" Colt "defense".

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

But you know this is CLASSIC, right?

dude, I grew up in Buffalo. nobody knows this better than I do. it's just hard on the fans, man.

the bills @ 7-7 is totally blowing me away right now, even more than the titans or jets. i mean... WAHT.

you heard it here first: my Bills are going to be Super Bowl contendahs next season! it's possible I'm just drunk after watching MNF at a bar and will be really embarrassed about this declaration tomorrow, but I think Willis McGahee's got a couple more good years in him.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 07:59 (seventeen years ago) link

also, I love Chad Johnson's shoes and Chad Johnson in general, but I'm glad the Colts won and I just wish Peyton Manning would crack a smile once in a while. I just want him to be happy.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 08:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the colts won last year too! oh yeah, those poor colts, A BLOO BLOO BLOO ;__________; (nb. I am happy they won too, but only because a Bengals loss gets my precious Titans one step closer to the playoffs)

i sort of like TO again after finding out that he rides a volkswagon beetle with 20 inch dubs.

― aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe, where'd you watch the game?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Grand Central, I think the bar was called? I've never been there before, was dragged by a friend. it was overly lincoln parky, but there was cheap beer.

I do not know what to make of TO driving a Beetle. whaaaaat?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Nine Chargers Pro Bowlers! Holy cow. This has easily been the best Chargers season of my life, better than even the super bowl season, which seemed mostly like luck and inevitable destruction.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

does this guy http://media.scout.com/Media/NFL/92104_Marty_Schottenheimer.JPG make you a little nervous?

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

schottenheimer makes consistently great faces - entire first gis page is gold.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

really u guys should take a http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/marty1120.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i can't wait til that image gets cock-souped.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2005/09-30/0930schottenheimer_300.jpg are u even hearing the words coming out my mouth jeez

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCKING http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/albums/051211dolphins/051211marty_tell.jpg GOOGLE ME!!!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.chargers.com/assets/002/4679_w220h.jpg ok sorry i yelled - but it was pretty great right? who's yr buddy? it's me, marty!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

does this guy make you a little nervous?

Well I mean of course, but no more than the Chargers' natural birthright to losingness.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I go away for one day and you guys just post pix of Schottenheimer?? ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

those are some good pix of schottenheimer

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait - shouldn't that CSTB pic already be cock-souped?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I agree. But still...there is only a couple of them.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah likely cause felonious bengals losing to manning et al was kind of a downer - especially since the night started so auspiciously with chad johnson custom shoes.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't usually find that outcome at all a downer but learning that it clinched the Ravens was a downer indeed.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait - shouldn't that CSTB pic already be cock-souped?

seriously, i'm disappointed in gc. perhaps joel could do something about it.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

pats/jag(bags) game is on cbs in chicago this sunday! THANK EWE SANTA!!!

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Good news: I'll be out of town and will miss the Bucs/Browns super debacle bowl

Bad news: I'll be getting the Lions game.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

FOR THE CHAMPEENSHIP:

Who should I start as my W/R: Morencey (Packers vs. Vikes) or the Griffith d00d (Falcolns vs. Panzers)?

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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