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― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't like earl or that scrubs show but will gladly sit through both to get to the office and/or 30 rock. i know it is exceptionally warm out for january in chicago but i still wish it were summer. i want to walk to thirsty thursday in my shirtsleeves and think how nice the breeze feels coming off the lake.

then go into that dank little bar and get liquored up.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah! Speaking of, the OJ came to the office yesterday for a printout of his time sheets so he could talk about everything he'd done over the summer during an upcoming interview (which is kind of INSANE given that once people figured out he was impossible to work with, they stopped giving him assignments, and most of his work consisted of pulling cases off Westlaw BUT ANYWAY) and I stopped in the lobby to chat because I'm fucking nice and three males came by and they all shook his hand and I wanted to be like "Are you doing that just to fuck with me???" because the whole not shaking hands with women thing was a well known affront to the females in the office.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, so they were three non-OJs who happened to shake his hand and not yours?

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, yes, but it would have been bizarre for them to shake my hand under those circumstances since I had seen them all five minutes before. Just the fact that they shook his hand at all instead of saying, "Oh, hello former clerk whom we asked not to come back because really you were a terrible employee" seemed weird. I mean, it's not like they are peers or anything.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always wondered if the handshaking thing causes a problem for OJ men & women in secular, professional jobs.

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

If by problem you mean fostering resentment among the women in the office then yes, absolutely.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Yup. Does he not make direct eye contact as well?

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, my boss shakes hands with men. She also buys her own clothes from ladies' department stores according to what SHE finds modest, and she doesn't wear a wig or cover her head i her professional life. Of course, she also didn't marry until late in life so I think she was more independent by necessity but I can't imagine her having knuckled under regardless.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

He will make direct eye contact and hand things directly to women. I'm guessing those are his concessions to operating in non-Orthodox society.

There are different levels of Orthodoxy, obv. The OJ talked about the teachings of a particular rabbi once that slotted him into a particular sect but I can't remember which one it was.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i think his rabbi was e. bloom and he was slotted in the blue oyster cult.

whoo ooo ooo oooo..... GOD ZILLA!

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't fear the rabbi.

― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

STICK IT IN THA FRIDGE JENNY!!!!-

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

My housemates watched about three seasons worth of Scrubs in November and December. I hadn't seen it before. Not bad. Interesting that it looks more like a commercial than a TV show, with all the camerawork and the fantasy sequences.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.eldoblaje.com/datos/FotosCaratulas/5887.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Good God I hate Scrubs, mostly because of Barf.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Someone send me a link to the Braff-hating Salon article.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to think Scrubs was really funny until I saw 900,000 episodes of it, each with a life-changing lesson.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I watch it with a bored expression on my face. I don't HATE hate it, though. Not like I HATE Garden State.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeh, I don't really hate the show, but I do hate that guy. The show is just kind of boring.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of loathe "Scrubs", plus there is always "Grey's Anatomy"! Which is awes except for the moralizing voice-overs at ends of eps but one can foward past/mute those.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out who "OJ" was.

Everyone I've met who likes Scrubs is weirdly proud that they like it. They're always saying, "You know what's a good show? Scrubs. I know, you might not realize it, but that shit's funny." Of course, I haven't heard anyone say this since 2003, so I don't know if there'd be any post-Garden State backpedaling these days.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Funny parts of Scrubs = pretty good.
Mawkish parts of Scrubs = unbearable.

― n/a (n/a), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i refuse to watch grey's anatomy. i tried but i just can't do it. before nbc juggled their line up i'd read or go to the bar early.

is there a tt going on this week?

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

O.J., original jewster.

Scurbs reminds me of Office Space. I saw both of them for the first time in the company of a superfan. They both have the nice guy in the lead who's having little crises of masculinity and conformity.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of think Grey's Anatomy is a bad show. But there's a whole genre of prime-time soap opera that I totally avoid, so maybe it's not meant for me, anyway.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm trying to think if there are any other "critically acclaimed" TV shows that I want to start watching on DVD after Arrested Development and Undeclared. I hope not, because I kind of want to get back to movies, but on the other hand, it's pretty awesome to watch an episode or two of something before bed, without the commitment of a two-hour movie.

xpost Yeah, I don't have any interest in Grey's Anatomy or House or anything like that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Do I really have to say that I love House? The show, the character, take your pick.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that the one Sandra Oh is on? I've never seen GA but she is great. I mostly think so because of Last Night.

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"Why would I want to watch 'The Sopranos'? It's all 'I'm gonna kill that guy.' 'No, f-k you, I'm gonna kill that guy'."
-Jaymc, November 2006.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I like House a lot, too. But I get the feeling from Grey's Anatomy that it's kind of all about "oh look hott boyz/oh no boy problems". House has a drug addiction. That's the kind of problem I can get behind.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't actually know anything about House except that it stars an asshole doctor named House. But I don't have any interest in it. Also not interested in The Sopranos, The Wire, The Shield, Entourage (first ep was really bad, like Swingers the TV show), Weeds, Big Love, Nip/Tuck. Maybe interested in The OC and Six Feet Under.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Grey's Anatomy was good for the first season, but after that I got tired of those people. I've seen House twice and it was nearly unbearable, the show, the guy, take your pick. No, actually, don't take your pick, I will: the guy.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I've got the first discs of Freaks & Geeks and the Wire on my queue, but I'm almost loathe to get sucked in because I also have been enjoying movies, and the Wire especially seems like a big committment.

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

The Wire is pretty damn great. No, really.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Also interested in 30 Rock. Not interested in Desperate Housewives.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I also have been enjoying movies, and the Wire especially seems like a big committment.

Laurel said the exact same thing the other day.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

: D The Sopranos, on the other hand, I have no interest in.

I dunno, I don't find anyone on GA hott except Katherine Heigl, and I'm happy to admit that probably 2/3 of the characters are "types" (cf "the Nazi", the beautiful smart girl, etc), but they're well played and I like their interactions with each other.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I found the second season of Entourage used at Reckless and watched in all in two or three days. I had that same Swingers impression of the one season-one episode I'd seen, but I think it's improving.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

John, the OC? Really?

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

30 Rock is a treat. it is difficult to say whether I love Fey, Baldwin, or Morgan most.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Not interested in Carnivale, Rome, Ugly Betty, Deadwood, or anything Law and Order- or CSI-related. Interested in The Office.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I should own some Curb on DVD. That might be my all-time favorite show. (Bold words.)

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

The OC is intolerable for me, although I have much-admired friends who rave about it. I don't think I give a shit about beautiful teenagers. Ugly Betty, though, hmm. I'd at least try one or two eps if someone said I should bother.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

John, the OC? Really?

Yeah, why not? I guess I'm hoping it's like Dawson's Creek.

xpost: beautiful teenagers: I could've just said this.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

what the fuck is in maggie valley, north carolina and why does my phone have two missed phone calls from there?

crunkle? jenny? jeff? what's out there?

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Interested in Mr. Show. Not interested in Oz or Queer as Folk.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, I can't imagine anyone disliking The Office. it's brilliant.

I love Ugly Betty, but watch it only semi-frequently. it's on at the same time as The Office, which is kind of a bummer.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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