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mind fixing a spelling error in a thread title for me?

i'm seeing wu-tand on Sep 1st - how many members will actually show up?

thanks.

-- gr8080, Friday, 17 August 2007 18:49 (1 week ago) Link

Heh. You daft sod. I fixed it.

-- Pashmina, Friday, 17 August 2007 21:44 (1 week ago) Link

<3 Pashmina.

recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".

-- Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (49 minutes ago) Link

jon had his birthday at applebees already?!

-- and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (47 minutes ago) Link

-- sanskrit, Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:51 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

do you consider yourself normal karachi folk?

-- gr8080, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:34 (Yesterday) Link

yup

-- Heave Ho, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:34 (Yesterday) Link

we need a bummers thread then

-- jergïns, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:46 (Yesterday) Link

There should be [a board] called "I'd Love to Understand Cricket".

-- Jaq, Thursday, August 30, 2007 4:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I'm considering wearing my lavender crocs w/smartwool sox - if you are going to hate on me, plz be creative about it :D

-- Jaq, Saturday, 1 September 2007 16:06 (1 hour ago) Link

in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever

-- creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:52 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/codeoftheboys.jpg

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 17:23 (1 hour ago) Link

from noise board faq

I'm totally gay for my tivo right now.

-- forksclovetofu, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:03 (2 hours ago) Link

the discussion is annoying but this comment is LOL:

i think this just does not look good on a tall person. tiny japanese girls can pull it off not because it is any less hideous but because there is just LESS of it. it's like putting a sailor outfit on a kitten.

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:02 (36 minutes ago) Link

everyone is being a million year old homo right now

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:57 (2 hours ago) Link

and then there was the follow-up:

did you just call me the Highlander?

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:00 (2 hours ago) Link

Dear me! Do you think my valet handles anything but my wardrobe?

-- Michael White, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 7:37 AM (Tuesday, September 25, 2007 7:37 AM) Bookmark Link

According to graffiti, yes.

-- Matt, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 8:21 AM (Tuesday, September 25, 2007 8:21 AM) Bookmark Link

from the BAN MAX R thread

just you wait tho pretty soon there will be a "John Justen r" and you'll see how im feeling

-- max, Friday, 28 September 2007 00:14 (Yesterday) Link

"fuck the atf, i want to show everyone the colors of apples in a mixed-media piece"

-- max, Friday, 28 September 2007 00:46 (Yesterday) Link

i <3 max

after he posted a picture on the wdyyl, couldn't see it, and posted it again:

aw, for fuck's sake. how did that happen? tits.

twice the value, or something.

-- grimly fiendish, Saturday, 29 September 2007 21:06 (7 minutes ago) Link

i don't drink coffee anymore. is there a such thing as a timed bacon cooker?

-- bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:48 (Yesterday) Link

come to the dark side gradski

-- Scott Spezio, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 04:03 (11 hours ago) Link

ILX 2

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Return to Front Page.

^guilt by association

funny assed shit. thanx sanskrit my first ban

Boston sucks, dudes.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:15 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

so move, dickwipe

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

a smudge on my screen made it look like that said "dickwipé"

-- max, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and i thought "how cultured"

-- max, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

haha!

the highest of fives to you good sir

-- Lingbert, Monday, 16 July 2007 06:03 (2 months ago) Link

soccer:

Lampard's mum probly boos him when he goes round to see her.

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, 13 October 2007 17:12 (16 minutes ago) Link

i like "the final lolution", mainly because some ilxor is bound to get angry about it, which can only guarantee more lols, like a perpetual loling machine.

-- John Justen, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:56 (Yesterday) Link

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a self clowning oven

-- omar little, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:57 (Yesterday) Link

i once went on an internet date with someone who sent me a photo of a girl who looked like lucy liu and when i picked her up she looked like a short, squat javier bardem.

-- omar little, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:43 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and i love javier bardem but come on now

-- omar little, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:43 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

HOOS have you ever caught people having sex in a public area? I did once, but i just pretended like i didn't see them.

-- gr8080, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:11 (1 hour ago) Link

also, i didn't start a thread about it.

-- gr8080, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:12 (1 hour ago) Link

Spunky Canyon is near my school. It may be due East of Chuck E. Cheese and Circuit City. At least, so the legend goes.

-- admrl, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:53 (14 minutes ago) Link

I was once tricked into putting my hand over my heart to Chad Kroger's "Hero" at a motorcycle competition.

-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 15:19 (7 minutes ago) Link

19. joined a mormon scout troop because i kept getting the shit kicked out of me in the catholic one. kids kept calling me a fag. i asked my mom what a fag was, and she told me it was something that started fires. next time kids called me a fag, i agreed. i started fires. not only that: i told them i was probably a better fag than them.

two weeks later the mormon scout leader tried to kick me out of the troop, thinking i was a nascent homosexual, but one of the troop moms came to bat for me, and argued that i wasn't beyond help if i hadn't "done" anything yet. then the leaders all had a round table with me and talked about being gay. i wasn't used to any attention, and i liked being chatted with. i was twelve, kind of naive, and rather than admit i was just wrong about what 'fag' meant i played off as being gay -- still not knowing exactly what it meant -- for most of the next year. i took it as a badge of my individuality.

-- remy bean, Thursday, 25 October 2007 21:27 (12 minutes ago) Link

header bar on ILX:

ILX will be out of action for a while later tonight (BST). The database needs refilled with zings.

sandbox still zingin' while ilx sits

ha, this is why you're the first post after I brought it back up!

i saw him on a spanish mountain side but i wasnt sure whether his name was pronounced eye-el-ex or illx or whatever so i just yelled out AUTOMATIC THREAD BUMP. THIS POLL IS CLOSING TOMORROW!!!!

-- jhøshea, Monday, October 29, 2007 10:15 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY HELPED JUST BY HELPING I WILL CHECK AND LET YOU KNOW

YES YOU DID

-- John Justen, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 21:30 (Yesterday) Link

blah blah blah Seattle blah blah blah Sonic chili cheese dog and tots nom nom nom blah blah blah cast iron pan blah blah blah esoteric engineering energy blah blah blah baking soda xylitol floss your teeth blah blah blah

-- Jaq, Friday, November 9, 2007 1:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

from i love hoops:

I PREDICT THAT JHØSHEA IS THE BIGGEST HOMER ON THIS BOARD AND THAT IS SAYING A LOT

-- Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:51 (3 hours ago) Link

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thats more of an observation really

-- jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 15:20 (2 hours ago) Link

mn winter is sort of like 30 days of night except i'm the vampire and booze is the townspeople.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 9:45 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I <3 JOHN JUSTEN

and then, on christmas day, a trip to lewisburg PA to spend two hours sitting in a room that looks like the dmv and smells like microwave popcorn.

-- bell_labs, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 11:02 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I have the worst driver's license, it's from when I weighed 190 lbs. and was high all the time – I figured if I was stoned for the DL picture cops who might pull me over would think I looked that way just naturally. It is embarrassing.

-- Abbott, Thursday, 1 November 2007 00:29 (2 weeks ago) Link

if i was abbotts bf i would be like 'yo baby get off the computer and lets make out'

-- chaki, Monday, November 19, 2007 11:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I always have to turn off my swears when talking to my family, and I end up saying very...uh...LJ-ish things? Phrases that aren't often spoken

"What a bunch of shit" ---> "that's horribly rotten."
"Fuck that" ---> "I really don't appreciate that." "That is totally foolish," etc

-- Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:47 (3 minutes ago) Link

I think it as licksy, like a good lollipop.

-- stet, Sunday, December 9, 2007 10:52 PM (Sunday, December 9, 2007 10:52 PM) Bookmark Link

i <3 stet. again. always.

more nips less lips

-- jergïns, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:47 (39 minutes ago) Link

the My favorite Thanksgiving photo is still making me laugh so much.

i need to do this at work, for real. i've been great about regular bed times, relatively healthy eating, and frequent exercise, but my internet vs. working time at my desk is a problem.

-- Jordan, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 4:00 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'm not going to ask any of you people for tips because you've obviously lost the battle already

-- Jordan, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 4:01 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Up there searching Jesus's Flickr account in heaven, now.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, December 23, 2007 2:21 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

give sample pape3r og gujarat board scince all subject

-- konark, Tuesday, February 6, 2007 3:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link
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i want to give you a sample spanking, you silly sailor.

-- A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Tuesday, February 6, 2007 11:15 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

I got confused by my mobile phone boarding pass and showed the flight security attendant an Instagram of a bee.

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