c/d: that creepy guy in your office

I am afeared that the next time I get in Gerry's car, he's going to secretly wish I was in the boot. However this revelation does mean I don't have to buy you pints any more, as I wouldn't want to scare you by handing it over to you.

I got my job in December, but didn't start work until January. But because they knew who I was, they invited me to the Christmas bash. So there's me, trying not to get too drunk in front of my new boss who wasn't even my boss yet and not managing particularly well but anyway. When moving to another bar, I found out who the Office Creepy Guy was because he followed me up the street, checking me out from behind and repeatedly telling me how sexy I was. Way to introduce yourself to a new colleague... I must have said about a dozen words to him since then. He's on long-term sick at the moment so I don't have to make any kind of effort, thankfully.

i'm not sure i've ever worked with someone who was a full-on CREEP. the only one i can think of was a sadsack blogger-type-guy who mouthbreathed and tried to ingratiate himself by making lame jokes. he wasn't a perv though, i don't think.