ja spell thread

"Is behave one word or two?"

i just remembered "no impesions."

recent text from him:

she dude...shem...lmao love me some tina day freeky dikey

he just called denzel washington "...uppity, pickaninny..."

uhh

Portuguese pequenino boy, child, use as noun of pequenino very small, tiny

they say actors are often smaller IRL than they seem on the screen

from a colleague at another university:

"lead me thru the higher archy here...."

GOD DAMN IT I took the modium and the dia is still hear LOL

from my former work nemesis:

"I was thinking we would role this out in the summer at the beginning of the new year."

what?

ja on edith piaf:
"I love how instigatory and shit-stirry she is."

joan crowfard

retarded email i got (not from ja):

the cost be $7
but wait, if glasses worn
it will be reduce to $5
to honor the theme of the night!
early arrival is recommended to
guaranty your admission(for real)

wtf.

person better be japanese ESL or i don't know what

in ja world slattering = slandering

what the fuck times are being asked about, exactly?? jesus, people.

Please let me know what your schedule will be for the dates and times listed below.

Monday, May 12, 11am - 12pm, or between 1-3pm Tuesday, May 13, 1-4pm Wednesday, May 14, 11am - 12pm, or between 1-4pm Thursday, May 15, 10am - 12pm, or 1-4pm

Please.....let me know what your schedule will be for the dates and times listed below.............

Monday, May 12, 11am - 12pm.......or between 1-3pm Tuesday, May 13...1-4pm Wednesday............,
May 14, 11am - 12pm, or between 1-4pm..................

Thursday, May 15, 10am - 12pm, or 1-4pm...

WTF?:

Unless it's something else item #8 is referring to, out on the web, Stevent Court Addition Single Student Rates and Family housing have rates changes effective 7/1/2008. is it correct that this is the only one facility, we are housing for FH/SS tenants under class id 12 and 13.

i appricate u thinking bout it we need a good photo day just wandering around with shit bags full of film :)

aw, it's good to hear from ol JA again!

"Feleing good is good enough"

"While doing rounds I encountered a large (4ft long) piece of offensive graffiti depicting male gentiles."

i love my jewish brothers and sisters but that's over the line

its good to hear form u
its been hetic around hear so much to share and ketch up on
i hope ur trip goes well think of me in ching chong land

thrusdyay

Shall we contact this eleven people...

i think it's 'all this eleven people'

"precautious"

example of poor use of quotation marks:

We are very concerned that the "cramped" quarters that are provided for a "triple" room would not be a good fit. I can see where the "in-state" students could survive as they could go home on the weekend.

they work around "triple"

My Life In Porn - The Bobby Blake Story

...very dubious grammar ("determin-ation," "of whom more later," "it didn't please me over so much," "unquestion ably," "respon-sible"). There's the gayest use of the already gay semicolon that I've ever come across: "He wasn't that ambitious; he was just a man who happened to have a foot-long dick." I mean, this is a guy who had "well-hung arch rivals"

"sandox"

aristic

expection

"Asbestos gloves protected hands in the past from hot objects."

oh my god the people i work with are idiots.

in happier news, i just discovered that the word "buttinsky" is in the dictionary.

there is one person at my work who is not an idiot. here's why:

I think the thing that bothers me about them is the CAPS they use for his name. I mean, they don’t even do that in the Bible for GOD or JESUS.

JA just stopped by. here was his big election pronouncement: "Michelle Obama isn't black enough. There can only be one Claire Huxtable."

"doom room" made us LOL

(supposed to be dorm)

EMAIL FROM PERSON I WORK WITH:

...In a recent survey, 4,234 people said they like numbers versus 293 that didn’t.

WHEN QUERIED ABOUT FURTHER DETAILS OF THE SURVEY HE RESPONDED:

Actually I made up the idea of the number survey. But if I were a student....

THAT MAN TOTALLY LIED!!!

(context: he works for the woman who was the subject of a recent discussion on the oopsie thread)

worlds colliding!

if you misspell or even make a typo here, ppl get super butthurt :(

HE HAS A TWITTER but has never posted anything. he'd be the most perfect twitterer.

is that you who just started following me on twitter? i had forgotten all about it till i got the email alert.

y

"is that you who just started following me on twitter?"
this sounds stalkerish and absurd

the words that make up that phrase, not either of you for participating in the phenomenon, that is.

should 'definately' annoy the shit out me?

y, though not as much as defanitely.

water bottol

Hearly = Hurley

"We can defiantly talk about it at our next meeting."

"During last week end in this apartment the supply water line to the toilet raptured and cause severe damage...."

<3

i might love slightly broken english to an unreasonable degree.

Could you please let me know how many chance do i have to move to a double room? And because i am a international student, i have to bring many stuff, therefore, i may need more place. So could you please help me to effort a double room.

often it makes so much sense.

btw JA is misspelling things in NYC right now

wtf dictionary.com

No results found for clothes rack:

Dictionary suggestions:
Glyceric
glycosuric
glucosuric
goliath frog

"But, for all intensive purposes, they should expect...."

ohboy

"same-sex domesticated partners"

No worry Lisa! I don’t think it is fair you were not shown how to do it. None of us born to know everything!

we are a bit “dear in the headlights with what is on our plate”

(quotes are not mine)

distinguishment

it's kind of a double innuendo

Facilities has been called regarding the fume we are currently experiencing in Schmitz Hall.

It’s not technically pheasable.

(oh tammy)

bunge cord

daniel: "how was the lake?"