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pudding: big pyrex bowl, whisk, microwave, milk (skim is fine), corn starch, vanilla extract (always more than the recipe calls for), eggs, sugar. i think that's it...i'll look up a recipe for you.

awesome awesome comfort food and oh look you're getting so much calcium!

and yay for healthy rat, i was too distracted by pudding thoughts to understand.

― mmm pudding (JuliaA), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

This is probably a stupid question, but I need to send someone an email and I don't want to start it off with "I hope you had a lovely New Year" if it would be inappropriate, and so: Do non-Orthodox Jews celebrate Jan. 1 New Year's or do they stick to Rosh Hashanah? Is it okay to start an email to someone whom I assume, but do not know for sure, is Jewish with the aforementioned New Year's greeting?

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Healthy pets are far preferable.

I watched the premier of "Dirt" last night on F/X, and while the show didn't blow me away despite a hefty helping of sex, violence, and mental illness, the subplot involving a sick (and finally dead) cat proved almost too much to take. I had to give the kitties treats after that and make them promise never to die.

― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

huh, i just realized i haven't had a cigarette today. and probably haven't had one in 13 hours. i wonder why i'm not nic-fitting?

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes Jenny, NY greeting is perfectly fine.

I was just making fun of a Jew on NYE for already having had their shot, but I don't seriously know any Jews who ignore western-calendar New Year's.

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, Jordan. I will send the email. My Jewdar tells me that this particular fellow is Reform to nonpracticing so I figured it would be okay but one can never be too careful.

Everybody come back and entertain me. Work blows and I'm all alone in my little law hole. Also I worked out my schedule over the next two weeks to conform with my coworkers and she keeps freaking changing things and messing me the hell up. Grrr.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't have much to say. I wish I did.

― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess I could share with you that I'm excited about an all-new NBC Thursday lineup tomorrow.

― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

lol lawhole

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"Fuck you, lawhole!"

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it sad to get excited about TV? It's been so long since I've done it. But with Earl and The Office and 30 Rock on the same night... come on. This is good shit.

― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I just wish they would move Scrubs t0 7 and mash the rest of the shows together, thus giving me a clearer option if I'm in a non-Braffy mood.

― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, they call it "the library" but that makes it sound warm and inviting instead of windowless and harshly lit by fluorescents and furnished with cast off office furniture remnants. There are a lot books in here, however.

I like The Office. Sometimes I get excited about TV. I'll be glad when BSG and Lost come back.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes I call it the "clerk hole."

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a weird relationship with Scrubs. I kind of hate it and yet I watch it at the gym a lot, because it is on Comedy Central ALWAYS and it's better than a lot of other tv.

I should have Harvey Birdman dvds in my mailbox tonight.

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I went out to a kosher steakhouse for lunch and I am FULL of "fillet". Because the fillet mignon is a NON-KOSHER CUT, so they serve something else and the menu reads "fillet". It was all right, not terribly special. Also, the non-dairy garlic mashed pot. were almost tasteless, I'm taking them home and slathering 'em in butter, thank you very much. I've had non-dairy ice cream at another steak place around here that's indistinguishable from the real thing, but today's dessert was a little...thin. Icy. No depth of flavor.

Overall, adequate but nothing I'd tell my friends about. Of course my friends aren't obsessed with THREE THOUSAND YEAR-OLD DIETARY LAWS INTENDED TO MAKE LIFE DIFFICULT.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I never get annoyed by kashrut until someone starts putting soymilk in my coffee. Then I go from zero to cranky.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Why did you go to a kosher steakhouse? I asked the OJ about kosher restaurants this summer and he said there were a lot of him in his 'hood but that he didn't like to eat out because he didn't like eating in public. That led to a rousing mental game of "Jewish law or OJ neurosis?" which was always fun to play.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

lol jews

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

For example: the OJ brushed his teeth after he arrived at work and again in the afternoon. Jewish law or OJ neurosis?

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ lol jews

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Because it was a business lunch and my boss is Ortho.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

orthopedic jews

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't like earl or that scrubs show but will gladly sit through both to get to the office and/or 30 rock. i know it is exceptionally warm out for january in chicago but i still wish it were summer. i want to walk to thirsty thursday in my shirtsleeves and think how nice the breeze feels coming off the lake.

then go into that dank little bar and get liquored up.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah! Speaking of, the OJ came to the office yesterday for a printout of his time sheets so he could talk about everything he'd done over the summer during an upcoming interview (which is kind of INSANE given that once people figured out he was impossible to work with, they stopped giving him assignments, and most of his work consisted of pulling cases off Westlaw BUT ANYWAY) and I stopped in the lobby to chat because I'm fucking nice and three males came by and they all shook his hand and I wanted to be like "Are you doing that just to fuck with me???" because the whole not shaking hands with women thing was a well known affront to the females in the office.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, so they were three non-OJs who happened to shake his hand and not yours?

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, yes, but it would have been bizarre for them to shake my hand under those circumstances since I had seen them all five minutes before. Just the fact that they shook his hand at all instead of saying, "Oh, hello former clerk whom we asked not to come back because really you were a terrible employee" seemed weird. I mean, it's not like they are peers or anything.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always wondered if the handshaking thing causes a problem for OJ men & women in secular, professional jobs.

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

If by problem you mean fostering resentment among the women in the office then yes, absolutely.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Yup. Does he not make direct eye contact as well?

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, my boss shakes hands with men. She also buys her own clothes from ladies' department stores according to what SHE finds modest, and she doesn't wear a wig or cover her head i her professional life. Of course, she also didn't marry until late in life so I think she was more independent by necessity but I can't imagine her having knuckled under regardless.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

He will make direct eye contact and hand things directly to women. I'm guessing those are his concessions to operating in non-Orthodox society.

There are different levels of Orthodoxy, obv. The OJ talked about the teachings of a particular rabbi once that slotted him into a particular sect but I can't remember which one it was.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i think his rabbi was e. bloom and he was slotted in the blue oyster cult.

whoo ooo ooo oooo..... GOD ZILLA!

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't fear the rabbi.

― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

STICK IT IN THA FRIDGE JENNY!!!!-

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

My housemates watched about three seasons worth of Scrubs in November and December. I hadn't seen it before. Not bad. Interesting that it looks more like a commercial than a TV show, with all the camerawork and the fantasy sequences.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.eldoblaje.com/datos/FotosCaratulas/5887.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Good God I hate Scrubs, mostly because of Barf.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Someone send me a link to the Braff-hating Salon article.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to think Scrubs was really funny until I saw 900,000 episodes of it, each with a life-changing lesson.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I watch it with a bored expression on my face. I don't HATE hate it, though. Not like I HATE Garden State.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeh, I don't really hate the show, but I do hate that guy. The show is just kind of boring.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of loathe "Scrubs", plus there is always "Grey's Anatomy"! Which is awes except for the moralizing voice-overs at ends of eps but one can foward past/mute those.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out who "OJ" was.

Everyone I've met who likes Scrubs is weirdly proud that they like it. They're always saying, "You know what's a good show? Scrubs. I know, you might not realize it, but that shit's funny." Of course, I haven't heard anyone say this since 2003, so I don't know if there'd be any post-Garden State backpedaling these days.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Funny parts of Scrubs = pretty good.
Mawkish parts of Scrubs = unbearable.

― n/a (n/a), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i refuse to watch grey's anatomy. i tried but i just can't do it. before nbc juggled their line up i'd read or go to the bar early.

is there a tt going on this week?

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

O.J., original jewster.

Scurbs reminds me of Office Space. I saw both of them for the first time in the company of a superfan. They both have the nice guy in the lead who's having little crises of masculinity and conformity.

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of think Grey's Anatomy is a bad show. But there's a whole genre of prime-time soap opera that I totally avoid, so maybe it's not meant for me, anyway.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm trying to think if there are any other "critically acclaimed" TV shows that I want to start watching on DVD after Arrested Development and Undeclared. I hope not, because I kind of want to get back to movies, but on the other hand, it's pretty awesome to watch an episode or two of something before bed, without the commitment of a two-hour movie.

xpost Yeah, I don't have any interest in Grey's Anatomy or House or anything like that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

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