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also at some point last night ("some point" = 2:29 a.m.") i texted ZR something totally uncool and i just want to say now, on the record, for everyone to see, that he is a bro among men and if i ever have a son i want him to grow up to me JUST LIKE HIM except not not that tall because i want to be able to keep my son in check.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i will pay you all of my salary for you to be my butler, ed

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, i want to quit this stupid job, can i get in on this? does anyone need like a kitten wrangler or something? like if you're feeling stressed or shitty i show up with kitties and then you feel better? that would be worth a salary right?

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin if you want to come by and teach my cat how to forget his great idea to take qtips all out of the bathroom and put them in the laundry room, i'll pay you something at least.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

all alex said was "you are a dick." i responded "file under: correct." ain't no apology necessary, broski!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin and ed i will pay you both to just come and hang out

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ok pete and i hang out for free

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

one thing we don't do enough in this dirtbiking krewe is hang out, that is for sure

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

zr is not a dick, is the thing. ;_?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

haha tombot otm

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry ally, if anything i'd probably be swayed by your cat and pick up some bad habits. with my opposable thumb you'd probably wind up with a shit-ton MORE q-tips in the laundry room.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

that is actually not possible, is the thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2766/freedrugsjh9.jpg

once again we are all need to get new jobs

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hey dirtchixors and dirtboyz who wants to shop tomorrow? actually I don't get paid until Friday so maybe after that?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"dirtboyz" is a thing I never, ever want to be a part of

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: if I don't have another fucking conference call Friday night that is the free Suzanne Farrell balay at the Kennedy Center--who wants to do that?

xpost too late tombot

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT WAIT FREE DRUGS GO BACK TO THAT DUDES

also i'll shop every day but we can wait for paychecks too, that's cool

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

SUP ANGRY CLUB FRIENDS!!! I'M FUCKING ANGRY

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

is this about your butt again

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

SOME CATHOLICS BEAT HIM UP

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

GET EQUIPPED WITH ICE BUTT

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT CATHOLICS? I LOVE CATHOLICS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ME TOO YUM YUM SAVIOR FLESH

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

+ FREE WINE EVERY SUNDAY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

pervertpriestjoke.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

TRANSUBSTANTIATION ENGAGED

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

GET EQUIPPED WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

hey KLG & MW there was a trivia question about the baltimore museum of dentistry on monday

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - i can see that on a t-shirt

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

hey ZR I hope the answer was BRAINTONGUE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

This is what we do to catholics around here:

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/grandier_burn.gif

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK YOU

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

dar1a and i are the only former catholics around here, aren't we

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Us Britishers aren't all smiles and battenberg cake, you know.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

me too, Ally!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

WRONG ALLYZAY, WHAT'S UP BLOOD OF CHRIST

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

YES AWESOMES let's go to church and get ashed on!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate Ash Wednesday. Actually, I hate anything to do w/Easter. I fainted once at church on Palm Sunday to prove my point.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

if you want to get ashed on you can just come over here

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

SOME EMPLOYERS ARE OFFERING TO ASH ON YOU

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ok every pet i have ever had has died on easter or immediately before

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Did the pet MOVE THE STONE AND RISE FROM THE DEAD? I THOUGHT NOT.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ok alex but do you have the blood of christ in your apartment, i didn't notice it last time

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally = Holy Mary of Small Mammals

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

blood of christ = gin

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dcilx = dirty mary crazy larry

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

we can make communion wafer nachos.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

body of christ=superchunk

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok no

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

dar1a and i are the only former catholics around here, aren't we

no, me too. surprisingly it was harder to get out of the columbia record and tape club when i was 10 than it was to get out of the catholic church when i was 18.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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