J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

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i mean

jarret jack
kevin martin
trevor ariza
louis scola
emeka okafor

+ odom

you could have worse teams

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

that's not a playoff team most likely but it's not the worst team in the world

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

RT @johnhollinger Hornets would need to renounce David West to make this trade work as reported.

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

well if they were picking up two power forwards in the deal, they probably would

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

Ha look at that line-up, it's a team of trade throw-ins! They're just completely being used as a fence for actual teams!

~occubarn~ (clay), Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

scola is pretty awesome

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

i keep confusing him with the local (and outstanding) miami circuit court judge who just got elevated to the third district court of appeals bench.

i picture him in his judicial robe, lobbing a pass to odom.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

houston still has tons of cap room -- gasol's salary is 19m, but they're unloading 22m b/w scola and martin

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah <3 scola just saying the league should have started running a team for the purpose of trade facilitation ages ago

~occubarn~ (clay), Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

houston's roster is for real so hilarious, i can never get over it

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

they have jonny flynn, hasheem thabeet and jordan hill on the same team!!!

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

and terrence williams!

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

bah. i want nene or dalembert on the heat. stop chasing them, houston rockets!

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

and yes, i realize we "don't have" the "cap space" to sign them. whatevs. make it happen.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

i was just staring at the computer screen for 3 mins going "when the fuck did the rockets get goran dragic????????" but then i realized i was confusing him w/ marcin gortat

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

plz tell me morey is gonna go after marc

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

hey guys, ricky rubio is really cute :)

upper mississippi 2: still shakin, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

isn't he the guy that sings living la vida loca?

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

ricky rubio is pretty cute

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

SherrodbCSN: Celtics were confident they were of landing Paul. Source says they were already planning a physical for him.

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

oh right i forgot baot aminu, he's nice but seems like he should be a sixth man

yeah its kind of a lot of money for butler but i bet its going to be eclipsed by some legendary bad contracts in the next few days

might have a whiff of the cavalier's parade of bad signings to "convince" lebron to "stay" about it, except in this case lebron is blake

concussion section, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

aminu will need to be the 6th man because they dont really have one

mayor jingleberriez, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

oh for christs sakes just when this was shaping up to be a good day

cad, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

i'm already bored by chris paul as a laker. he needs to leave LA, to shake off the doldrums and rejuvenate his career.

next free-agent signing please!

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

so, if the lakers DON'T get howard, this is a pretty massive risk. they're gonna go into the season, at least at the moment, with one big man who has had a myriad of knee injuries his entire career. oh btw, did we mention that we're trying to cram 66 games into four and a half months and that's not even including the playoffs?

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

yep.

Russ Bengtson @russbengtson -- Sounds like the NBA is using their amnesty on the Hornets.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

if the lakers do get howard, the only way they could lose would be for kobe to submarine the team

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

which, you know, *fingers crossed*

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

so you think howard on LA puts them far over miami?

just seems like both teams have odd chemistry and roster issues.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

howard -- (who are their forwards?) -- kobe -- paul.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

i would be scared of a team where dwight howard was the third best option on offense, yes

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

i don't disagree. but constructing their team that way leaves them with gaping holes at two starting spots, just like the issue miami faces.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

paul
kobe
world peace
*somebody*
howard

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

WORLD F'N PEACE people!

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah, very very good, but just like miami's construction (with players at different spots, obv).

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

the lakers are abandoning the triangle right?

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, very very good, but just like miami's construction (with players at different spots, obv).

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 8, 2011 5:54 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

well right but "players at different spots" is a big thing cuz the lakers three would all be playing traditional roles

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

waht it's nothing like miami's construction!

cad, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

it is, in terms of how a team spends its money.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

i mean certainly the heat could win but paul and howard getting split up would be much, much better for them

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

it is, in terms of how a team spends its money.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 8, 2011 5:55 PM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah but this isn't really the point

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

shannon brown signed with the suns? tmac is a hawk? this is so great and random

concussion section, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

Based on their coaching hire I assume the Lakers are abandoning an offense all together. Just pick and roll, pick and roll, isolation, pick and pop, pick and roll, isolation.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

u fools are forgetting that mike brown is coaching this team, which means Kobe is coaching this team which means implosion time is imminent

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah... still interested in the dynamics of kobe playing w/ a PG as good as paul

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

kobe + paul have, like, one or one and a half good knees b/w them

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

feel like wo d12 this is a lateral move bc their inside presence was just stacked and now it's depleted

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Friday, 9 December 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

lakers havent had a legit point guard since... fuck I dont even know (nor do I pay attention enough)

mayor jingleberriez, Friday, 9 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

i sort of feel the same way xp

it's too bad that melo & cp3 are good friends, cuz they need to never play together -- on the other hand paul + amare playing together would be like a 2.5 hour orgasm

v-shasty, Friday, 9 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

why is that?

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link


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