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omg that's so creepy style

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

NEW LEAD: PETE'S MOM STOLE HIS IDENTITY?

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Matl2.jpg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ok now you're just making shit up

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i want to hang out and crack the identity theft case but have to go to continually more and more delayed dinner ;_;

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIDNT ACTUALLY SAY SHE WAS GOOD AT HER JOB - THAT WAS A BIG HUNT WAITRESS OBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I knew it musta been
Some big setup.

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

for alex

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zSJc72OC7Dg

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS BASKETBALL GAMES ARE SO AWESOME WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THIS TIL NOW

AGENT ZERO FOR LIFE

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i blame my father and years and years of "you're so tall, you must be great at basketball" for clouding my vision until this very day

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

but NO MORE

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ah fuck it i ain't got the time to follow basketball

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG

69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

IF I DON'T SEE Y'ALL FOR A LONG LONG WHLIE
I'LL TRY TO FIND YOU
LEFT OF THE DIAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha awesome alex. what'd she make you?
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 20th, 2007 7:34 PM. (teenagequiet) (later)

she's very concerned about you receiving proper nutrition
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 20th, 2007 7:34 PM. (teenagequiet) (later)

beer + cigarettes + gin are not proper nutrition??? ;_;
-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 20th, 2007 7:35 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later)

From the few scraps I am building up a spurious psychological profile of Alex. Alex, give up on hitting on girls for the sexing, you are the guy that girls want to mother, hit on girls with a view to having them take you home for a bowl of chicken soup and a plate of latkes; either that or start packing heat like milo.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that's a bad idea and you know it, britishes.

FADE IN ON:

EXT. THE PLANET EARTH. FROM SPACE

It hangs in the center of the screen, enveloped in a gauzy film of
atmosphere. Beyond that, nothing but black unwelcoming Space.

These words appear:


"On June 19th, 1987, at 9:47 A.M. EST, the Earth passed into the
extraordinarily diffuse tail of Rhea-M, a rogue comet."

And although the darkness of space does not change, the envelope of
atmosphere surrounding the earth begins to glow very faintly.


"According to astronomical calculations, the planet would remain in
the tail of the comet for the next eight days, five hours, twenty-nine
minutes, and twenty-three seconds."

The words FADE. CAMERA HOLDS ON THE EARTH, with its faintly glowing

cloud of atmosphere.


EXT. BILL AND BRETT

BILL (points)
There. That's the one I had in mind.


EXT. THE SIGNORA L. GROUP'S POV

It's a good-sized boat. It can hold them all.

EXT. BILL'S GROUP


CURT
If we dont get out of here soon, it's
going to be light.

BILL
Right.

They start down toward the boat, which is at the very end, when they

hear a RISING DIESEL SNARL from behind them. BRAD is last in line.


LOOKING BACK TOWARD THE MARINA'S OFFICE

Here comes HappyToyz, with the Green Goblin's face on the front.

EXT. BILL'S GROUP


BILL
Oh, Shit! Come On!

They run for the Signora L. CURT more or less puIling CONNIE
along, BILL with an arm around BRETT and holding DEKE'S hand.
All the lights in the docked boats start coming on. Many honk

their baaty little horns.

BRAD AND HAPPYTOYZ

It hits him, with its Green Goblin face.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L.

All of them jump aboard except BILL, who starts trying to untie the
heavy boatline.


BRAD

He lands on a lower dock with a sorry thump. There's a motorboat
docked here, its outboard tilted up. BRAD tries to get up. and
falls over instead, head going into the water. The outboard turns

On, pivots, and comes down as the screw starts to turn. Bloody
water bubbles up. BRAD'S arms and legs thrash spasmodically...
but not for very long.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L.

BILL unshoulders the rocket-launcher he's carrying and FIRES.


BILL (screams)
ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER!

EXT. THE HAPPYTOYZ TRUCK

It bursts into flame, but others are Coming.


EXT. BILL, AT THE MOORING POST

He can't untie the knot. He looks up.

BILL
Mother's helper! Mother's helper!

EXT. THE DOCK WITH BRETT


She understands. She pulls the straight-razor out of her boot and
throws it.

EXT. BILL, AT THE MOORING POST

He catchesit, opens it and uses it to saw through the rope. He
gives the boat a shove away from the dock and hops aboard just as

STEVE fires his bazooka

EXT. THE DOCK, WITH TWO APPROACHING CARS

The lead car bursts into flame.

EXT. BILL, BRETT, DEKE

They make sail. BILL and DEKE with fast competence, BRETT a little

more slowly.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L. LONGER

As the sails go up and belly out in the mild breeze, the ship
swings away from shore and begins to move on its own.

EXT. CARS AT THE EDGE OF THE DOCK


They are idling, watching the Signora L go, like animals cheated
of their prey.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

ed, i still love you and your horrible advice. drink some gin for me tonite.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed, I think Alex is just in it for the lunches.

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I dreamt about gin last night. Bri--that Hirshhorn day should work for me, assuming I am not stressing about comps.

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

uggggggh
i am down for hirsh btw!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/2/21/f_ready4actiom_e0afa1e.jpg

Ready 4 Action Hi-NRG Mix
SALT Radio #2
mixed by Brian Billion

Bobby O - “I Cry For You (Remix)”
Tony Casso - “Love Attack”
Lime - “Come And Get Your Love (Remix)”
Bananarama - “Venus”
Barbara Pennington - “All American Boy”
Dead Or Alive - “Lover Come Back To Me”
Oh Romeo - “Saving Myself (For The One That I Love)”
Divine - “Shoot Your Shot”
Bronski Beat - “I Feel Love/Johnnie Remember Me”
Donna Summer - “This Time I Know It’s For Real”
Rick Astley - “Together Forever”
Kylie Minogue - “I Should Be So Lucky”
Sinitta - “Toy Boy (Extended Rap Version)”
Mel & Kim - “Respectable”
Bassiz - “Tears Of A Clown”
Bobby O - “I’m So Hot For You”
The Flirts - “Calling All Boys”
Bobby O - “How To Pick Up Girls”
Pet Shop Boys - “Left To My Own Devices”
Seventh Avenue - “Ten Percent”
Laura Pallas - “Skiing In The Snow”
Pat & Mick - “I Haven’t Stopped Dancing Yet”

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck everything about today except the e-mail in my inbox this morning asking for my salary requirements. actually fuck that too because I don't know what my answer is.

should my answer be a scant few hundred dollars more than what I make for my current employer as of the february 26 2007 pay period or should it be nine thousand dollars more than that?

how do regular people go about this? last time I answered this question I aimed high and lost the job to a colleague.

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I see the Wankette as a blogging male Holly Golightly, he needs a female, square jawed George Peppard in his life.

add 25-40% to your current salary seems to be the done thing.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Bobby O - “How To Pick Up Girls”
^^^^^^^^^^ BABY WHAT'S YOUR SIGN, THIS SONG IS AWESOME


i am 'working' from home today

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

DOLLAR SIGN

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

adding 25% to my current rate would make my salary requirements equivalent to about 61K GBP Ed

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Tombot I suggest giving a range. Like, pick the first number of the range and say something to the effect of "my salary requirements are in the 35k range." Not that I would recommend working for 35k.

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"dollar sign" most otm thing ever said in a song btw

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: you absolutely cannot do what Ed said. Sorry ed!

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

tom at what point last night did i e-mail ALL of your friends that i was going to fuck rachael ray??? wtf!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I disdain the range concept because I did that the first job opportunity I got out of the USAF and they just picked the lowest number in the range and sent me an offer. I didn't know how to call them back and say "wtf brohonks this ain't what I meant" so I just hated my life until another division of LM gave me the chance to be part of this shining moment in outsourcing mismanagement

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

according to my gmail you did that 5 hours ago

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

also good morning KLG long time no see

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

hey baby, where did you learn to dance?
BROOKLYN

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Then pick 30%. If you are going through a recruitment consultant then they will tell you if you are being pie in the sky.

If they want you give them something to negotiate down from. Also, surely it will depend on where they want you to work from?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY OTM

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

it's such great advice. how to pick up girls? LEARN TO DANCE. it works every time.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, so we should all learn to jitterbug.

I knocked a girl out dancing once it's a story worthy of LJ.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/nemi/NEMI013.gif

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

that is exactly what my life is like

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jerkcity.com/img/aboutdeuce.gif

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

especially when i'm talking to my mom

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

brian thanks! DL'ing now

69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone otm

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

also, owwwwwwwww

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

yes otm

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

otoh WORKING FROM HOME IS AWESOME??

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I see the Wankette as a blogging male Holly Golightly, he needs a female, square jawed George Peppard in his life.

ed i love you come visit dc

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

EL PASO TRAVEL AGENT YOU JUST LOST $1100 SORRY ;_;

(alex i owe you a grilled cheese sometime)

69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

when zr's ladyfriend was "working" from "home" she came over and made me lunch STEP UP TO THE PLATE ALLYZAY

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link


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