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no fair, alex already died

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Remission of Gin: what 18th-century London can teach us about fighting vice

In the early 1700s, every Tom, Dick, and Harriet in London was downing gin night and day. The gin craze that swept through the city resulted in such demagoguery, prohibition, rioting, and morning-after headaches that author Patrick Dillon aptly dubs it "the crack epidemic of the 18th century."

dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

london otm

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, gin causes demagoguery now?

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

guys next happy hour let's go partake in demagoguery.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

In October 1742, William Bird, keeper of a lockup in Westminster, stood accused of causing the death of one of his inmates, Phillis Wells. She had allegedly died as a result of dehydration and severe overcrowding, and her cries, along with those of the other women confined in the roundhouse, had gone unheeded. "Damn the Bitches," Bird is quoted as saying, "They want Gin."

dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i vote "damn the bitches, they want gin" for dcilx motto

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

guys jon just told me about this, let's do this
http://moosefarm.newmail.ru/buy-en01.htm

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

If a young mother won't lick her calf - the local Lassie does.

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

we'll keep the moose at zr's house, he lives in the suburbs

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Gin Lane

Gin Lane is arguably William Hogarth's most famous work of engraved art. Along with its companion, Beer Street, Gin Lane addressed a very real problem in mid eighteenth century England -- the abuse of spirits by the working classes and the poor.

dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://moosefarm.newmail.ru/linda008.jpg
omfg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

CUET

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Hogarth kind of missed the bright side, though.

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

hey guys who wants to make bathtub gin?

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ME

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

No he didn't! Beer Street is the bright side.

dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

true that, but I still hate to see gin cast as the bad guy.

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

The Flying Dawkins will be located at the intersection of Gin Lane and Beer Street.

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

How does sunday march 4th work for the hirshhorn for people? There's also an after hours thing there on friday march 9th

http://www.hirshhorn.si.edu/afterhours/index.html

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

pete and i are drinking gin RIGHT NOW!

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i am totally serious, people should come over and drink gin and watch MST3K or maybe other shit if they feel like it

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

:( luckies

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ID THEFTED! (which i sort of am flattered by but $1100 to an el paso travel agent???)

69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ID THEFT DRAMA AT VILLA VILLE-TV'S THE WANKETTE

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf!!! srsly?

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

pete's on phone with the bank right now! he just told some BOA teller, "just book 'em, yo!"

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

omg that's so miami style

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

then he said, "btw, you are very good at your job."

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

omg that's so creepy style

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

NEW LEAD: PETE'S MOM STOLE HIS IDENTITY?

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Matl2.jpg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ok now you're just making shit up

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i want to hang out and crack the identity theft case but have to go to continually more and more delayed dinner ;_;

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIDNT ACTUALLY SAY SHE WAS GOOD AT HER JOB - THAT WAS A BIG HUNT WAITRESS OBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I knew it musta been
Some big setup.

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

for alex

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zSJc72OC7Dg

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS BASKETBALL GAMES ARE SO AWESOME WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THIS TIL NOW

AGENT ZERO FOR LIFE

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i blame my father and years and years of "you're so tall, you must be great at basketball" for clouding my vision until this very day

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

but NO MORE

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ah fuck it i ain't got the time to follow basketball

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG

69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

IF I DON'T SEE Y'ALL FOR A LONG LONG WHLIE
I'LL TRY TO FIND YOU
LEFT OF THE DIAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha awesome alex. what'd she make you?
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 20th, 2007 7:34 PM. (teenagequiet) (later)

she's very concerned about you receiving proper nutrition
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 20th, 2007 7:34 PM. (teenagequiet) (later)

beer + cigarettes + gin are not proper nutrition??? ;_;
-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 20th, 2007 7:35 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later)

From the few scraps I am building up a spurious psychological profile of Alex. Alex, give up on hitting on girls for the sexing, you are the guy that girls want to mother, hit on girls with a view to having them take you home for a bowl of chicken soup and a plate of latkes; either that or start packing heat like milo.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that's a bad idea and you know it, britishes.

FADE IN ON:

EXT. THE PLANET EARTH. FROM SPACE

It hangs in the center of the screen, enveloped in a gauzy film of
atmosphere. Beyond that, nothing but black unwelcoming Space.

These words appear:


"On June 19th, 1987, at 9:47 A.M. EST, the Earth passed into the
extraordinarily diffuse tail of Rhea-M, a rogue comet."

And although the darkness of space does not change, the envelope of
atmosphere surrounding the earth begins to glow very faintly.


"According to astronomical calculations, the planet would remain in
the tail of the comet for the next eight days, five hours, twenty-nine
minutes, and twenty-three seconds."

The words FADE. CAMERA HOLDS ON THE EARTH, with its faintly glowing

cloud of atmosphere.


EXT. BILL AND BRETT

BILL (points)
There. That's the one I had in mind.


EXT. THE SIGNORA L. GROUP'S POV

It's a good-sized boat. It can hold them all.

EXT. BILL'S GROUP


CURT
If we dont get out of here soon, it's
going to be light.

BILL
Right.

They start down toward the boat, which is at the very end, when they

hear a RISING DIESEL SNARL from behind them. BRAD is last in line.


LOOKING BACK TOWARD THE MARINA'S OFFICE

Here comes HappyToyz, with the Green Goblin's face on the front.

EXT. BILL'S GROUP


BILL
Oh, Shit! Come On!

They run for the Signora L. CURT more or less puIling CONNIE
along, BILL with an arm around BRETT and holding DEKE'S hand.
All the lights in the docked boats start coming on. Many honk

their baaty little horns.

BRAD AND HAPPYTOYZ

It hits him, with its Green Goblin face.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L.

All of them jump aboard except BILL, who starts trying to untie the
heavy boatline.


BRAD

He lands on a lower dock with a sorry thump. There's a motorboat
docked here, its outboard tilted up. BRAD tries to get up. and
falls over instead, head going into the water. The outboard turns

On, pivots, and comes down as the screw starts to turn. Bloody
water bubbles up. BRAD'S arms and legs thrash spasmodically...
but not for very long.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L.

BILL unshoulders the rocket-launcher he's carrying and FIRES.


BILL (screams)
ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER!

EXT. THE HAPPYTOYZ TRUCK

It bursts into flame, but others are Coming.


EXT. BILL, AT THE MOORING POST

He can't untie the knot. He looks up.

BILL
Mother's helper! Mother's helper!

EXT. THE DOCK WITH BRETT


She understands. She pulls the straight-razor out of her boot and
throws it.

EXT. BILL, AT THE MOORING POST

He catchesit, opens it and uses it to saw through the rope. He
gives the boat a shove away from the dock and hops aboard just as

STEVE fires his bazooka

EXT. THE DOCK, WITH TWO APPROACHING CARS

The lead car bursts into flame.

EXT. BILL, BRETT, DEKE

They make sail. BILL and DEKE with fast competence, BRETT a little

more slowly.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L. LONGER

As the sails go up and belly out in the mild breeze, the ship
swings away from shore and begins to move on its own.

EXT. CARS AT THE EDGE OF THE DOCK


They are idling, watching the Signora L go, like animals cheated
of their prey.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

ed, i still love you and your horrible advice. drink some gin for me tonite.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed, I think Alex is just in it for the lunches.

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I dreamt about gin last night. Bri--that Hirshhorn day should work for me, assuming I am not stressing about comps.

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

uggggggh
i am down for hirsh btw!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link


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