J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

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but they both would be required to return to denver, right?

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, December 7, 2011 9:53 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

well, smith and i believe chandler (or is it martin?) are FAs...

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

C's should totally rent CP3. Only players under contract next year are Avery Bradley and Paul Pierce. If he resigns, you can get another max dude under the cap (Dwight? I can dream); if he doesn't, you get to build a whole new team anyways.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 8 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

Alex Kennedy: After using the amnesty clause on Richard Jefferson, don't be surprised if the Spurs sign Shane Battier. There's mutual interest. about 27 minutes ago

:O

spurs also picking up TJ ford for vet's min, not a bad pickup to back parker. just as long as he never shoots 3s.

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Thursday, 8 December 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

srsly praying to hoops jesus for shane battier

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Thursday, 8 December 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.nba.com/2011/news/12/07/chris-paul-extension/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt2

Chris Paul will not commit to signing a contract extension after this season with either the Golden State Warriors or Los Angeles Clippers if he is traded to either team by the New Orleans Hornets, citing the potential financial hit if he were to do that rather than becoming a free agent and signing a new deal with a new team next summer, according to league sources. That has left potential deals with both teams in limbo

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 December 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

right, but it would be the same thing as the d will situation right? if either of those teams traded for him they'd be able to offer him substantially more money than any other team? i guess they'd have to assume the risk that he walks away from 20+ m

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hGzc7.png

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 06:20 (twelve years ago) link

interestingish rule tweaks http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/7329584/nba-alters-emphasis-shooting-fouls-2011-12

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 06:23 (twelve years ago) link

bucher: Hearing that Shane Battier is bound for the Miami Heat. Not strong enough to write a news story but no league talk of him going elsewhere.

~occubarn~ (clay), Thursday, 8 December 2011 06:25 (twelve years ago) link

whoa

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 December 2011 06:43 (twelve years ago) link

"Rip-through" moves, in which an offensive player swings the ball into a defender's outstretched arm and then attempts a shot once he has created contact, will be considered non-shooting fouls if the contact begins before the offensive player starts his shooting motion.

Also, on drives to the basket, a shooting foul will be called only if contact occurs after the offensive player has begun his shooting motion, not after he has initiated his leap toward the basket.

lame

The league will also make traveling in the post and on the perimeter a point of emphasis, with a player hopping off of and landing on the same foot viewed as an automatic violation.

uh

Referees also will be hyper-vigilant about defenders making contact with offensive players when they're in the air and fully extended attempting to score. In most cases, expect that kind of foul to draw a Flagrant Level 2, which is two free throws, possession of the ball and the defender being ejected.

"That type of contact was a trend last season and it's really dangerous," Jackson said.

huh?

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 December 2011 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

wade at the 2, battier at 3, bron at 4 is a p interesting lineup

~occubarn~ (clay), Thursday, 8 December 2011 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

rip bosh

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 December 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah that guy I guess he's the center but that's not interesting

~occubarn~ (clay), Thursday, 8 December 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

The last rule is necessary because the 24-second shot clock will now be equipped to show 10ths for the final five seconds and work as a "true" clock. From a technical standpoint, the old shot clock began with 24.9 seconds and expired with .9 left. Now the clock will switch from 24 to 23 seconds after .1 second has expired.

the hell?

cad, Thursday, 8 December 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

rip bosh

nah. but getting battier court-time will require creative lineups, many of which will have bosh at center. he's much bigger this year (apparently hit the weight-room with alonzo mourning, and put on 10 -- 15 pounds), but he'd still be an undersized center. anyway, there's a good argument to be made for the versitility it gives the heat, e.g., Lineup A (haslem -- bron -- bosh -- wade -- battier).

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

ShaneBattier Shane Battier -- Let's Go #Heat!!!!!

____________________________

ShaneBattier Shane Battier -- This was a exciting process and after much deliberation, I would like to quote the great poet Jimmy Buffett and take my chances "Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season

a moment ago. so confirmed: battier to heat.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

interesting -- still need big guys tho

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

in much more important news, confirmed this morning that metta's jersey will in fact say WORLD PEACE on the back

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

you guys, we're gonna get to hear marv albert say "world PEA-ce" at various points this year :D :D

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

Love the new rip through ruling, that move is straight baby thighs

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

Btw nice job adding battier, I predict hell be almost as effective as mike miller lol

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

interesting -- still need big guys tho

totally. but on the other hand, it's hard to fault riley for refusing to overpay just okay centers (e.g., dalembert). i love bosh's game, but he's still going to be an undersized center when he plays at that position, so . . . .

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

battier is a hell of a defender.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

heat need more awesome wing defenders

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

Guys battier is cooked fyi

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

was he injured?

i know he's 33 and all . . .

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

Pat Riley needs to check on the whole concept of aging

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

hm. DON'T BE SO CRYPTIC.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

maybe riley is thrown off cuz he's looked the exact same for the past 20 years

v-shasty, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

Yah prob

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

Although he'll be of more utility once they trade bron

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

you are of one mind.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

you are unanimous in your opinion.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

Yup just me and the best basketball writer

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

he just says it makes sense, not that it's going to happen.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

I think u might be misunderstanding my whole posting style

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

one of many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many (n.1) things in life misunderstand.

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Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

dammit, things in life i misunderstand.

like sentence construction, apparently.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

I mean a world in which bron gets moved for Howard is a world that has justice

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

Lol this guy http://deadspin.com/5866262

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

lol JUSTICE lol

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

Just us

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

chrisperk Chris Perkins -- Hearing a slimmer Eddy Curry will sign w/Heat on Friday. Flying in today from Chicago to meet with Pat Riley.

curry's been dieting; down to 142 pounds.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

lmao i understand pat doesnt have much $$$ to work w/but come on man

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

temporary move.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

besides, curry did have good years (20/7, IIRC). maybe we'll be pleasently surprised.

more likely he'll cook and eat shane battier shortly after he arrives in miami, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

hes hella talented but you dont recover from being eddy curry for the last ten years

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ this

cad, Thursday, 8 December 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

hes hella talented but you dont recover from being eddy curry for the last ten years

sadly, he's been eddy curry all his life

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 December 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link


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