c/d: that creepy guy in your office

hahahaha, dang, I don't know what to say to that.

...except that my favorite English teacher in high school was a fastidious little guy who that John Mark Karr guy reminds me of. We all have our unfortunate doppelgangers, I guess.

*picks teeth with a whittled-down human finger bone*

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when you try to out creep the office creep, no one wins!

maybe the guy who ate spaghetti and meatball sandwiches! everyday and always managed to get red sauce on both his cheeks and nose and just sort of never notice, all the while talking to himself. once someone entered the room he would stand up all and formally intoduce himself (with food all over face) and usually ask them if they were familiar with some random video game like kid ikarus. oh and he wuld also drop his pants all the way to the floor when using a urinal and used to crank his discman and sing enya in crowded elevators. he once told me (yes i always talk to the freaks) he was still living at home to support his brothers video game addiction.

I am afeared that the next time I get in Gerry's car, he's going to secretly wish I was in the boot. However this revelation does mean I don't have to buy you pints any more, as I wouldn't want to scare you by handing it over to you.

I got my job in December, but didn't start work until January. But because they knew who I was, they invited me to the Christmas bash. So there's me, trying not to get too drunk in front of my new boss who wasn't even my boss yet and not managing particularly well but anyway. When moving to another bar, I found out who the Office Creepy Guy was because he followed me up the street, checking me out from behind and repeatedly telling me how sexy I was. Way to introduce yourself to a new colleague... I must have said about a dozen words to him since then. He's on long-term sick at the moment so I don't have to make any kind of effort, thankfully.

i'm not sure i've ever worked with someone who was a full-on CREEP. the only one i can think of was a sadsack blogger-type-guy who mouthbreathed and tried to ingratiate himself by making lame jokes. he wasn't a perv though, i don't think.