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HEY GUYZ. I don't know what I'm doing on yr thread -- just bored today, I guess.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

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TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I KNOW, SHOCKER, I'M AGAINST BLATANT RACISM AND FIND IT NEITHER "FUNNY" NOR "IRONIC," OMGWTF SOOOO CONFUSING LOL!!!!!!!!!111

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I am also against hootie. But NC isn't that great, dudes. Chapel Hill was nice but I wouldn't want to live there, shit would get old fast.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

is it a "making mexicans look awful" thing? i can understand that objection, but somehow it seems reverent to me.

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

that is like saying Buckwheat impressions are reverent to black people, dude.

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Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ok fine maybe yr right

BUT THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO MOVE TO CHARLESTON

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

BUENS DIAS, AMIGO! pedro VER' GLAD YOU COME!!
pedro got 112 meelion amigos, who stay weeth heem, opp teel now all satisfy come back, send frans...thees make pedro ver' HAPPEE...like for frans come back all time...pedro hope YOU make 112 meelion and wan happee amigos! you come back soon, too, yes?

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

sotb was where everyone in new england bought fireworks in the 70s and early 80s before new hampster made them legal again. every winter in the weird suburban enclave where i grew up there would be conversations along the lines of "you're going to florida? you driving? hey, on the way back could you stop in south carolina and convert this mortgage payment into roman candles?"

and that's why the fourth of july always reminds me of drunk suburban dads chucking m-80s at each other.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Again with the awesome catness.
Dudes, let's rank the states today.

BEST: ME, CO, CA
WORST: IL (except for Chicago), FL, TX

party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE, THAT'S LIKE THE BASIS FOR 99.9% OF THINGS I THINK ARE "GOOD IDEAS" TO DO.

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Tom, you're about to be murdered.

Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

there's no way a cat could kill superman.

party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

otto, that is part of the reason why my mom's family used to stay there on trips down to SC to see my aunt. That and the fact that SotB was apparently as long as my grandfather was willing to drive with my grandmother in the car.

ranking states, uh, best: NY, SC which I have never been to but I am certain is GREAT, CA. worst: VA ultimate #1 not a bro by furthest votes, CT, NM.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue &White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

best states: CA, ME, VT
worst: NY (except NYC), NJ, TX

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

sonned over a fortune city beef

50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I also like WA and MA, I think. Though Boston is still kind of a shithole. I like NC okay and I like FL!!!

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Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

cats r living the dream

50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hey jenny - i will respond thoughtfully to yr email today, maybe after soliciting some thoughts from my coworkers...

XPOST FLORIDA?

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

also FL is not likable, i am sorry.

you are stupid (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

southeastern mass is even worse than boston, the taint of new england where it's not cape cod and it's not rhode island.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

What the fuck, FLORIDA? Ally girl you crazy from too much sun + tequila. Get yr kicks in Mexico and points south & tropical, not in the lamest state in the union.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, my friend lauren would be angry at me for generalizing, but there are some lame-ass parts of FL

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, Pete Smith.

DELAWARE 4 LYF

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Chen's has great fortune city beef

DOCTOR METH KING, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

there are some lame-ass parts of every single state mentioned, but the rest of these states ain't got Disneyworld, you fucktards. If you hate Disneyworld, you hate everything.

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Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

OH YEAH DELAWARE - OUTLET STORES AND $50 IN TOLLS ON I-95. WOOT

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

also florida is pure vile piss shit from fuck hell

THIS WILL NOT STAND, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait WAHT? Disneyworld, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm aggressive today.
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I haven't been to many states besides driving through them so I don't have much to say about some of these states. I mean seriously tho, CO seems like it sucks.

xpost I have no fucking idea who any of you are, since I can't even see your fake e-mail addresses much less log in names etc, can we all keep consistent names during this period of great strife?

Allyzay keeps getting driven off my Dan Perry, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

the "(except [MAJOR CITY])" thing seems kinda bullshit. it's like "least favorite band: the stooges (except iggy)" or some other comparison that's less stupid.

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

(btw ally "you are stupid" was not directed at you i just forgot to change the login). florida totally sucks but there was one cool thing about it. well there are two cool things about it, both incredible animal/wildlife/nature related - one: the everglades. two: i lived there when i was a v. v. young youth and one of my cornerstone memories is of riding in my mom's car when i was about 3 during love bug (Plecia nearctica) mating season, where they join at the abdomen and undertake sexy sexy flights, and it being this totally rad biblical plague of locusts type thing where the impact of their bodies smacking against the windshield was unmatched by like every single rainstorm i've ever driven through combined. windshield wipers were essential to not dying. that was pretty cool.

50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I will say it again: you are completely insane if you have a problem with Disneyworld. Laurel, thank you for keeping a name I understand ;_;
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xpost yeah, see, the everglades are pretty cool too. Maybe the rest of you should get the hell out of Miami when you go to FL and explore the world!!!

Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

The House Meets the Mouse, Part One

(May 11, 1993)

The family goes to Disney World, where Michelle becomes the park's "princess for the day" and runs away after her sisters and Kimmy talks about how selfish she is being. Danny wants to ask Vicky if she will marry him.

Rumors circulated that 11 yr old Jodie Sweetin was killed in a car accident in 1993, this was not true, seeing the fact that she was filming a new full house episode called the house meets the mouse in orlando florida , also you can see behind the scenes of this special episode on you tube.

[edit] The House Meets the Mouse, Part Two

(May 18, 1993)

The family looks for Michelle, meanwhile D.J. longs for Steve and appears in Orlando. Danny pops the question, and Vicky says yes.

Jodie Sweetin really didn't know how famous she had become until the filming of this particular episode, filmed in Disney MGM Studios.During the filming of this episode, Jodie Sweetin was harassed because when she walked into the bathroom at Disney World, people were asking her for autographs, and she was upset. After the filming of this episode, producers had realized that all three girls had to be protected,so security was enforced.

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

clarification: florida is pure vile piss shit from fuck hell

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

DR. HOUSE MEETS THE MOUSE

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Pfft. 23.43 miles of I-95 is in Delaware. That's only a couple of bucks, you big exaggerator.

I'll cop to all the outlets, though.

ALLY I AM JENNY. I live in Chicago and I agree with you a lot, except for this craziness where you like Florida and South Carolina, which is just craziness.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

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^^^ dudes check that.

xpost at least you can buy booze in FL, unlike in Folkston. I mean seriously you of all peopel should have some vague appreciation for the existance of FL.

Pete I was hoping so much that would be a summary of a House episode instead of what it is :(

Allyzay 'へ'凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

CO sort of sucks for some of the people, but it is amazingly beautiful, no matter how hackneyed "mountains" seem.

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM!

50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG HOUSE WAS SO GOOD LAST NIGHT

i predict house shoots tritter or tritter shoots house by the end of the season - the preview for next week's ep seems to make less dramatic the story arc, and its GOTTA ramp up by the end

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

hello Jenny, I am sorry but I am totally convinced that SC is secretly awesome, mainly because I've never ever been to any of it. Also I love this cat:
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xpost what does that mean, "hackneyed mountains"???

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i've never been to disney world.
i've only been to tampa when in florida and that was for work. we did an install at honeywell and were out in 45 minutes. so we went to busch gardens and drank free beer at 10:30 in the morning.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah ally re:FL, my friend tells me it aint always so bad, and i believe -ish her

xpost - not mountains, the idea of mountains, hence ""mountains.""

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Disneyworld is AWESOME, you can totally skip the lines and just ride Space Mountain ALL DAY once you just do the line one (1) time. Also: full of creepy giant stuffed animals walkin around, harrassing you. And they have booze there, though truth be told in Sea World you can openly stroll around with your booze AND smoke, even around the seals and shit.

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xpost the IDEA of mountains???! But...there are mountains there.

Allyzay keeps getting driven off my Dan Perry, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not sure how I feel about Bizarro-Ally who likes FL and doesn't like CO. Actually, I take that back: it seems totally Ally somehow, but bizarro world for anyone ever thinking that EVER!!! FL is good for snorkeling and camping on that one key that's all a protected state park and is totally unimproved. Also the Everglades. That is all.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

When the Magic Kingdom opened in 1971, the Walt Disney World Resort employed about 5,500 "cast members". Today it employs more than 58,000, spending more than $1.1 billion on payroll and $478 million on benefits each year. The largest single-site employer in the United States [1], Walt Disney World Resort has more than 3,000 job classifications.

THE TOMBOT MAN, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I agree with you about the cat, ALL the cats, but you'll just have to find out for yourself about SC, I guess.

One good thing about SC is that it has a Peachoid Water Tower:

http://www.gaffney-sc.com/images/peach.gif

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

also points in colorado's favor: stores named "kum and go" and "gay johnson's."

50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

xxx-post but only the idea can be hackneyed im through with semantix 4 now

69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Birch & Barley!

I have died., Saturday, 31 December 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

i thought about that! and then i thought about being lazy and tried to make a reservation at vermillion in old town but they're not having brunch tomorrow so i am going to do mediocre brunch at another old town place... next time, i guess.

tehresa, Saturday, 31 December 2011 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

Happy New Year. Washington Post "List" is hidden this year and boring.

Another Suburbanite, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link


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