ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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I think I've been so blind-sided by the Dan Marino weight loss ads that I can't even think about the Brett Favre heartburn issue. I'm holding out hope that sometime soon we shall see Terry Bradshaw on a Cialis ad.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Bradshaw needs to be the new Smilin' Bob for Enzyte.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fuck this shit

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

:/ i mean it's pretty hilarious to me but fuck the Cowboys seriously.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

man you know what i like guys

maine coons

http://peter.stillhq.com/jasmine/blog/ny-maine-coon3.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

also this dude:

http://www.wnbc.com/2006/1213/10524309.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wnbc.com/2006/1213/10524309.jpg

"i've got a new nickname - SKINNY!!!!!!!"

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.zunicoon.com/images/natasha&friend.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ the cats Brett Favre played against in the Super Bowl. They were excellent at doing the robot.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

PS
"Right now, Michael Vick will HAVE to be Michael Vick."
"Yes, well, he has to be."

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

as much as i want the bears to win the super bowl--preferably running through/over the giants en route, lol fu ally j/k ;( --right now i'll be happy with anyone but the cowboys, to be honest.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

order of nfc preference for playoff hopefuls:

bears
saints
falcons
eagles
seahawks
49ers
giants

cowboys

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.studswap.com/images/football_kitty_med.jpg

the highly favored packers fall to the orange crush

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

lol lol oh dudes Hall is claiming TO spit in his face right after the first punt.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA are you guys still watching NFLN? TO just admitted to it and now there is uncomfortable moments with Deion lecturing him.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

: O

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess that's why Hall was going apeshit on the sidelines w/Mora and Vick calming him down. just... wow.

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope TO's kidney explodes on a Brian Dawkins cheapshot and also that he gets AIDS and maybe cancer.

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I am absolutely stunned that the Falcons didn't murder TO. TO's excuse was like literally, "Oh yeah, DeAngelo kept talking to me and he annoyed me, so I needed to send him a message" ?????! LOL @ Deion actually saying, "Do you UNDERSTAND that this is the worst thing you could do to another man?" and TO replying, "I apologized and am moved on." Also LOL @ Faulk being totally pissed as all get the fuck out with the whole thing and leaving set when TO was there??? God I am glad I stayed up.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"I didn't mean to offend nobody but DeAngelo Hall. I apologized and am moved on." (this is what I wish was said)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 04:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i'm pissed i missed this. dick in a box on snl was actually funny but this is like lightyears better-sounding.

― johnny crunch (johnny crunch), Sunday, 17 December 2006 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I loved the implication from Faulk that if he had been spit on, he would've murdered TO's entire family and then fed a still-alive TO to wolverines or something. Dude is serious about hating spitting.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Deion Sanders: Well you have to at least give TO credit that he came on here, and he told the truth.
Rich Eisen: But the truth is the most horrible thing that could've happened.
Deion: Well the thing with TO, he isn't like me or you, we, you know, we get information and we process it and then we react. TO, he just reacts and then processes.
Mariucci: Yeah, like an infant or something.
Eisen: I don't care if he's telling the truth, that is a bad thing to do.
Sanders: Yeah, that's true too, I mean you don't spit on a man. But at least he didn't lie. He's an honest guy.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 05:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Cap'n Save-a-Schizo

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 05:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ILNFL is better than everything

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 17 December 2006 07:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Mariucci: Yeah, like an infant or something

He is saying this about a human being HE used to manage. I mean, imagine if your boss said this about you.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Sunday, 17 December 2006 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man parcells must be so pissed he has to coach this guy.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 17 December 2006 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link

My Super Bowl nightmare: Cowboys vs. Ravens.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Sunday, 17 December 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

guess what, i am going to lose in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs thanks to my misplaced trust in david garrard instead of j.p. losman, lol at me

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I am so sad I missed Marshall Faulk's righteous indignation! also, I wish I knew how Eisen delivered this: "I don't care if he's telling the truth, that is a bad thing to do." it reads like it had the potential to be amazing.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

also, yay to the Bills shutting out loathsome Dolphins, boo to the Bills getting their shit together only at the end of the season. :(

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Saints looked flat, but if they needed a breather, this was a good week to take it.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

guess what, i am going to lose in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs thanks to my misplaced trust in ....

Drew Brees!

Argh wtf. :(

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Sunday, 17 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking giants... i don't really like them but i like them more than i like the eagles. horrible game.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Monday, 18 December 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

guess what, i am going to lose in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs thanks to my misplaced trust in david garrard instead of j.p. losman, lol at me

Yay for me!

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Monday, 18 December 2006 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

it's looking like your drew brees is gonna get cancelled out by my trent green.

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 18 December 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm, maybe. LT was pretty great tonight. I think you still might have me beat.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 18 December 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

By my calculations, you win like 76-65. Argh.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 18 December 2006 07:06 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHA GIANT FAN MOTHERFUCKERS JEFF GARCIA LAUGHS AT YOU!!!

http://www.informationleafblower.com/blog/archives/jeff%20garcia.jpg

revenge is suuuuWEEEEEEEEEEEET

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 18 December 2006 07:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha LT was ONE YARD short of 200. thanks dude >(

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 18 December 2006 08:06 (seventeen years ago) link

jeff garcia is an ugly man

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 18 December 2006 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone in the AFC is still in the playoff hunt apparently.

Hall on Owens:

"The only thing he said to me after the game was that he heard I got beat up in a club. What is wrong with this guy? Man, I don't even hang out in clubs. But that's what this guy says to me after spitting in my face? Something is wrong with the guy and the league should do something about it."

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

In my other fantasy league (i.e. the one where I don't suck), I need 30+ points combined from Carson Palmer & Rudy Johnson in order to counteract the THIRTY EIGHT LT dropped last night & defeat the only undefeated team left in our league. & this is a semi-final, to boot. Colts D better not let me down.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I am spending this morning by surreptitiously watching a postgame westbrook interview on espn.com and pausing it at random moments for hilarious freeze-frame facial expression comedy.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"The only thing he said to me after the game was that he heard I got beat up in a club. What is wrong with this guy? Man, I don't even hang out in clubs. But that's what this guy says to me after spitting in my face? Something is wrong with the guy and the league should do something about it."

OK the bolded part is the funniest thing that he could've possibly said.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I heard you got beat up in a club is going to be my new all purpose apology from now on.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"I heard you got beat up in a club. I didn't mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow. I apologized and am moved on."

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW if this was still ILX and its own separate board with its own moderators, you would've been instantly banned for posting such a hideous picture, Eisbar. Do not take this as a sign you should push your luck; if I see that kind of ugly again I'm sending the guards to the mod board and requesting the board be recreated, specifically to ban you.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Daer Eisbar:

How about not being such a bandwagon ho and actually posting when your team isn't the shit? And, god yes, fuck that Garcia pinky shit.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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