going back a bit but ben stiller is like jeremy piven to me in that he was an og schlubby dude who got jacked in middle age, its like reverse bloat and exponentially douchier
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
ppl are not impressed enough by the motorcycle gang with jeremy irons, larry fishburne, frank gehry and lauren hutton
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/laurence-fishburne-high-motorcycle-ride-frank-gehry-article-1.271795
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
he was never schlubby, though. i think he was always jacked on the low.
xp
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link
i thought you were joking about the motorcycle gang!
you know who is like bloat king who hasnt even been mentioned
vince vaughn
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link
billy bob thornton has not bloated but I think he may be an elf from the etherworld
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 9:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
yeah these guys are the worst. it makes me not trust them.
i like ben stiller
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
jacked on the low, awesome concept and would be a good companion thread imo
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
I mentioned vince vaughn yesterday it was probably because his bloat reminded me of mark ruffalo's bloat
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
jeremy piven seems like a huge asshole though
billy bob thornton seems anorexic
vaughan meant to post him earlier but got sidetracked
All that posse need to fibre the fuck up tbrr
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
waht
Actually, it looks like it started out as a one-man show on Broadway. Then filmed for HBO earlier this year.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
vince vaugh is prototypical bloat
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/vince-vaughn/vince-vaughn-20050707-52575.jpg
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2007/08/vince-bald/vince-vaughn-bald-04.jpg
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
you know who got rly bloated tho jack black
like i guarantee you the guys head has increased in circumference 4-5 inches
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
lollin v hard at vince vaughn's eye rings
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
no one but scott seward is gonna get this by billy campbell was the smashiest kinda secretly jacked dude where you just think hes like a dad or s.thing and bam theres iron under all that ll bean
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
vaughan's face grew out around his chin and hair, such a classic bloat study
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
vaughn comes up a few times itt bc he def represents a stage in the 'ruffalo chain', which is like the drawing of apes evolving into neanderthal man, into homosapien, etc, but w/the various ruffalites of greater & lesser bloat. he is definitely related.
'king bloat' otm. second pic of him is testament to how bloated he is, as it looks like he has just been dredged from a canal
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
i love billy wilder, lamp
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
i can see how vince vaughn looks a little like donofrio and i am totally on board with the donofrio-ruffalo connection, but for some reason i balk at the idea that vince vaughn looks like ruffalo.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
lol billy wilder. CAMPBELL.
vaughan always looks like he's just enjoyed a good meal, i mean just sat back from the plate this past five seconds, thinking bout dessert
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
yeah the bloat is a very "this dude drowned" look
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:24 (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
it's just that visceral reaction that makes conservatives refuse to accept they evolved. they're part of a chain, albeit many links away from each other, it's natural & actually kind of beautiful
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
bill pullman knows what's up too
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
you are v funny, schlump but you should keep in mind that i am a ruffalo maniac. in conclusion, i'm mad.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
vince vaughn has the kinda regular bloat that just makes him look like he calls into sports radio and gets really mad abt how the team isnt winning and is that palid and puffy from spending his work lunch hours at a strip club getting blitzed
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
i love bill pullman
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
me too
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
why?
i have heard from a reliable ilx source that bill pullman is a blast to hang with
he is a very understated kind of handsome
or he was back when i watched movies in the 90s
Did you guys see former ilxor jeff's painting of VV? It's amazing:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2592691609021&set=a.1036263739297.6394.1006586968&type=1&theater
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
btwn lamp's synopsis and mine i bet we have like 75% of vince vaughn's waking hours nailed down
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
bridget fonda says he has trustworthy eyebrows in singles and she was otm
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
don't worry horseshoe i feel you
http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/blindness_04.jpg
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
bill pullman is the greatest president of the united states ever
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo! Rark Muffalo!
― Jeff, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
plax is going to kill us you guys
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
I feel the ruffalo wave is a very rare kind of wave to have in your hair, it's not so much that your hair is curly, it's a good balance
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
v few great roles of the past 20 years that wouldn't be infinitely improved by imagining pullman in them
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
that vince vaughn painting is something else
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
Isn't it?
He's an incredible artist in general but that one is just so great.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
there is a very famous photographer who m ruffalo looks like
http://pushedbuttonsburning-in.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Garry_Winogrand-.jpg
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
former ilxor
awww really?
i feel like all the old handsome dudes are on tv except like clooney/pitt/gere axis or that tv employs more older handsome dudes. like the dude from 'the practice' thats on 'american horror story' looks like a middle-aged ken doll, no bloat there
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
Well he's on an extended break. Not sure if he plans on returning but it's been a while now.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link