ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

Kornheiser, get a holt of yourself!

otm

lol I loved when addai was being interviewed after the game and was asked if he knew that he was the first Colt since Eric Dickerson to score 4 TDs in one game and he just said "uh no" in the most disinterested voice possible.

The NFL just needs to start putting freaking flags on QB's. I know that guy from the Giants let him go figuring that if he even knocked him down they would give the Titans 15 yards and a first down.

Who gets put on the bench or run out on a rail first, Vick or Eli? Vick has had a couple of more shots, so I figure he might be the first to go. I figure MV will get sent to the Oakland penal colony sometime next spring, probably traded for Randy Moss. Eli will probably get a hang nail and then the Hefty Lefty will somehow guide the Gmen to the playoffs. Lorenzen is destined to become some kind of freak football folk hero and next week against Dallas is as good a time as any to start.

You know that Peyton has all of those NYG games tivo'ed and probably sits and goes into a spazmotic fit watching his lil' brother play like such a freaking dork. I bet Peyton has already broken a couple of remote controls throwing the thing across the room when Eli does something stupid.

Brees dropped 500+ two weeks ago against the Bengals. That guy has put up some numbers down in NOLA.

If there's half a brain in the Giants' front office, they will throw every penny they have at Jeff Fisher this offseason.

plummer benched!

vanderdrunkjerk cut! and replaced with A GRAMATTICA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Even if Mora gets axed, he will probably get another shot at being a head coach down the line.

Ocho Cinco has something like 2000 yards in the past two games or something.

I think that crazy old geezer Bud that owns the Titans might try and keep Fisher around. Tennessee does seem to be improving on both sides of the ball. The money would be top shelf, but I wouldn't want to try and coach the Giants. I think for any coach in about any sport, being in NY is only kind on the pocketbook and it sucks for pretty much everything else.

The Eagles D has hit the bottom, they are big suxors. It is easy to laugh at Garcia being the Eagles QB, but other than that turnover for a TD after the game was lost, he didn't play that bad. Granted everyone that plays the Colts throws for 60% completions and runs for a buck twenty five on the ground (if not buck sixty).

I've got to wonder if Gibbs will be back next year. It hasn't worked and I figure he will take some front office gig "director of football operations" and someone else will be the head coach. Knowing their owner, freaking Bobby Bowden will probably be coaching there next year.

I will always like Jim Plunkett other than the fact he won me my only $100 bet in that he was the starting QB for both of those Tom Flores Raider championship clubs.

"marcus allen's not as good as bo jackson/that's probably something he would dispute"

also, he's refusing to talk during plays because he "hates when celebrities do that". omg <3

Bud's already backing the GM I thought. And Fisher:GM as cats:dogs etc.

btw, do I have to reregister? fauxILX doesn't seem to like my login...

Nothing is as weird as Fox using Fugazi's "Waiting Room" on Thanksgiving underneath advertising the Cowboys vs. the Giants for the next week.

I take it back. TIME TO RETIRE, BRETT.

because they both peaked around 1995?

I am at the point where I don't think I will ever forgive the Giants for passing up Lovie for Coughlin. What the hell.

Also that roughing the passer call pro-Hasselbeck last night made me really honestly wish some GB mofo would've rushed up and just flat out killed him. I mean, yeah, I guess the call wasn't Hassy's fault but that'd sure as shit shut up those obnoxious "fans" they have up there. See also: my complaint yesterday about whistles in stadium should be a capital crime.

and you were calling me a crazy person for asking them to hire mariucci last week!

that's not a tear. i just... have something caught in my eye.

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Steelers fear that RB Rashard Mendenhall tore his ACL. MRI scheduled for Monday to see if fears will be realized.

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is that lady next to him his wife? she is too young and pretty and humanoid for him.

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aw man, it is a shame about the jets

"now with the abawshun deathsquads allowed to run rampant through awuh country, I wondah how many futyah champions will be killed before they see the light uh day"