mark ruffalo is attractive

i dunno how 'seriously' one's posts are to be taken itt i mean the ladies are skimming every post w/out pics anyway

you know who never bloated: warren beatty

yeah dicaprio looks fine in that pic tbh

not that hes still a looker or anything, but he avoided the bloat, somehow

Yeah, Nolte was a babe in his younger years.

straight dudes are kind of hard on straight dudes' looks itt

it goes without saying that newman and redford avoided the bloat but p sure those dudes are aliens neway

paul newman missed the bloat

really the more i think abt the more i think im right also that is probably a curse of some kind, so max is right too. i think if you want to be a 'serious, oscar-winning actor' than you have to wear yr inflated monstrous ego in yr face as some kind of supernatural devils bargin i mean look at keanu reeves dude is looking fine as hell still

tbh I like that DiCaprio is not a gently airbrushed slender anime anymore bcz I don't have to have flashbacks to every other girl's locker in ninth grade when I see a photo of him today

psh--the bloat cares not for sexuality

http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/27492pcn_boygeorge07-682x1024.jpg

yeah how did keanu avoid the bloat?? i feel like ppl who do not bloat are probably the chillest to hang out with

and if you find a pic of ole keanu looking bloated and sweaty just dont post k thanx not cuz it ruins my theory (paul newman and clint eastwood already do that well enough) i just need some small things my life rn yknow

can def distinguish btwn 'bloat' and 'got fat' btw max otm there

i guess this thread has helped me realize i find dicaprio attractive in general

speaking of beatty, horseshoe did you see this

http://byliner.com/sara-davidson/stories/excerpt-joan

Warren Beatty was working the room, telling people he wanted to do some "gynecological detective work. I'm a combination gynecologist and detective." He took me aside and said he had a crush on Joan. "I want to see her fly."

I told him I'd arrived early and given Joan a massage. He looked puzzled. "A verbal massage? Is that what you mean?"

"A back massage."

His eyes quickened at the suggestion of touching her tiny, delicate back. He walked to where she was seated, pulled up a rattan Huey Newton chair facing her, opened his knees and pressed her knees between his. "This is it for me," he said. "This is all I want, right here. I'm happy."

Sitting down next to Joan, I asked, "For how long?"

Warren looked at his watch. "I don't have to be on the set until ten Monday morning." He looked straight in Joan's eyes and, with a smile that could melt an ice queen, pressed his knees tighter around hers.

She fidgeted. "This is not . . . "

She moved her hand in circles in the air. John was not around to complete her sentence so she said, with a shy smile, ". . . feasible."

keanu has/can look bloaty iirc

King of bloat- j spader

i just want to reiterate that mark ruffalo is clearly a decent and kind man and is not bloating due to evil. also i dispute the bloating is even happening.

d'you think tom cruise is bloated

horseshoe is a bloat truther

omg max no i hadn't!

Maybe there's a diff between bloat and fat BUT Baldwin and Denofrio aren't great examples of that. They just got big and it's OK! I mean, I sorta like chubby dudes tho so I don't really care.

King of bloat- j spader

oh my god YES

haha HS is that story great or what

how 'bout nick cage

i mean of COURSE jd is the only person who would turn down warren beatty in his prime

can you imagine the nerve...touching joan didion!!!

who did he think he was

Spader does bloat that's true. That's also prob coke.

cruise don't bloat tbf to dude

another dude who did not bloat: jeff goldblum

dude who did: chris noth

cage bloats by times

Pasty skin is a big part of it i think

actually cocaine probably does a lot of work toward the bloat theory in general tbh

more proximate cause than darkness in the soul

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damon is hovering on the precipice of bloat

Yeah Noth did.

wahlberg has not bloated, probably because he is always fuckin working out

damon is hovering on the precipice of bloat

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feel like he just fucked his metabolism with the anorexia

I was wondering about john travolta but he was pretty 'musuclar' in his young days too

friends- joey fat, chandler bloat, ross can swing to bloat but does ok mainly

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/mb/king_arrivals_260309/chris_noth_5268784.jpg

omg john travolta is like king bloat

MW will not bloat because he's inhumanely perfect in every way.

there needs to be a new word for what happened to travolta's face

brad pitt, george clooney: no bloat

Nope. Travolta just got fat. Wasn't dancing enough.

his whole head swelled

George Clooney is still getting better looking. It's ridiculous. I don't even get how it's possible.