I like the looks of all these porked up pretty boys
― not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
there's an omar little thread on ILX about male actors who went south way fast
nick nolte
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno how 'seriously' one's posts are to be taken itt i mean the ladies are skimming every post w/out pics anyway
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
you know who never bloated: warren beatty
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
yeah dicaprio looks fine in that pic tbh
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
not that hes still a looker or anything, but he avoided the bloat, somehow
Yeah, Nolte was a babe in his younger years.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
straight dudes are kind of hard on straight dudes' looks itt
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
it goes without saying that newman and redford avoided the bloat but p sure those dudes are aliens neway
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
paul newman missed the bloat
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
really the more i think abt the more i think im right also that is probably a curse of some kind, so max is right too. i think if you want to be a 'serious, oscar-winning actor' than you have to wear yr inflated monstrous ego in yr face as some kind of supernatural devils bargin i mean look at keanu reeves dude is looking fine as hell still
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
tbh I like that DiCaprio is not a gently airbrushed slender anime anymore bcz I don't have to have flashbacks to every other girl's locker in ninth grade when I see a photo of him today
― not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
psh--the bloat cares not for sexuality
http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/27492pcn_boygeorge07-682x1024.jpg
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
yeah how did keanu avoid the bloat?? i feel like ppl who do not bloat are probably the chillest to hang out with
and if you find a pic of ole keanu looking bloated and sweaty just dont post k thanx not cuz it ruins my theory (paul newman and clint eastwood already do that well enough) i just need some small things my life rn yknow
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
can def distinguish btwn 'bloat' and 'got fat' btw max otm there
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
i guess this thread has helped me realize i find dicaprio attractive in general
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
speaking of beatty, horseshoe did you see this
http://byliner.com/sara-davidson/stories/excerpt-joan
Warren Beatty was working the room, telling people he wanted to do some "gynecological detective work. I'm a combination gynecologist and detective." He took me aside and said he had a crush on Joan. "I want to see her fly."I told him I'd arrived early and given Joan a massage. He looked puzzled. "A verbal massage? Is that what you mean?""A back massage."His eyes quickened at the suggestion of touching her tiny, delicate back. He walked to where she was seated, pulled up a rattan Huey Newton chair facing her, opened his knees and pressed her knees between his. "This is it for me," he said. "This is all I want, right here. I'm happy."Sitting down next to Joan, I asked, "For how long?"Warren looked at his watch. "I don't have to be on the set until ten Monday morning." He looked straight in Joan's eyes and, with a smile that could melt an ice queen, pressed his knees tighter around hers.She fidgeted. "This is not . . . "She moved her hand in circles in the air. John was not around to complete her sentence so she said, with a shy smile, ". . . feasible."
I told him I'd arrived early and given Joan a massage. He looked puzzled. "A verbal massage? Is that what you mean?"
"A back massage."
His eyes quickened at the suggestion of touching her tiny, delicate back. He walked to where she was seated, pulled up a rattan Huey Newton chair facing her, opened his knees and pressed her knees between his. "This is it for me," he said. "This is all I want, right here. I'm happy."
Sitting down next to Joan, I asked, "For how long?"
Warren looked at his watch. "I don't have to be on the set until ten Monday morning." He looked straight in Joan's eyes and, with a smile that could melt an ice queen, pressed his knees tighter around hers.
She fidgeted. "This is not . . . "
She moved her hand in circles in the air. John was not around to complete her sentence so she said, with a shy smile, ". . . feasible."
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
keanu has/can look bloaty iirc
King of bloat- j spader
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
i just want to reiterate that mark ruffalo is clearly a decent and kind man and is not bloating due to evil. also i dispute the bloating is even happening.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
d'you think tom cruise is bloated
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
horseshoe is a bloat truther
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
omg max no i hadn't!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe there's a diff between bloat and fat BUT Baldwin and Denofrio aren't great examples of that. They just got big and it's OK! I mean, I sorta like chubby dudes tho so I don't really care.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
oh my god YES
haha HS is that story great or what
how 'bout nick cage
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
i mean of COURSE jd is the only person who would turn down warren beatty in his prime
can you imagine the nerve...touching joan didion!!!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
who did he think he was
Spader does bloat that's true. That's also prob coke.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
cruise don't bloat tbf to dude
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
another dude who did not bloat: jeff goldblum
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
dude who did: chris noth
cage bloats by times
Pasty skin is a big part of it i think
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
actually cocaine probably does a lot of work toward the bloat theory in general tbh
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
more proximate cause than darkness in the soul
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― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
damon is hovering on the precipice of bloat
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah Noth did.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
wahlberg has not bloated, probably because he is always fuckin working out
― max max max max, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:42 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
feel like he just fucked his metabolism with the anorexia
I was wondering about john travolta but he was pretty 'musuclar' in his young days too
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
friends- joey fat, chandler bloat, ross can swing to bloat but does ok mainly
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/mb/king_arrivals_260309/chris_noth_5268784.jpg
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
omg john travolta is like king bloat
MW will not bloat because he's inhumanely perfect in every way.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
there needs to be a new word for what happened to travolta's face
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
brad pitt, george clooney: no bloat
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
Nope. Travolta just got fat. Wasn't dancing enough.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link