(I cast "dermablend" por ejemplo)
― not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
consult your players handbooks
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
do I have to cast draining low-level spells all the time to keep my job like in A Wizard of Earthsea? (I am assuming the job in question is prep cook bcz of face tat + not in Earthsea)
― not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
finally, gucci mane explained
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
in this scenario how fast would my mana recharge if that's even a feature of ad&d
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
Hell, sure, I'd make that trade for Magic Missile alone. Throw in Burning Hands/Chill Strike, Sleep, Feather Fall/Jump, Shock Sphere... I can monetize that shit like Walter White. And I was never pretty to begin with.
― William (C), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
fwiw ALTER IMAGE is a third level spell so you could hide the tattoo on occasion, unless the target successfully rolls a will save.
you could have an job you have rn i guess: itinerant adventurer, line cook, investment banker except youd have a face tattoo. so if you work selling high end handbags or s.thing you might be sol. on the other hand you have magic powers so that might open up lucrative new career paths
you cast spells as a third level magic users, spells recharge after an eight hour rest as usual
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
can i use concealer?
― remy bean in exile, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
like how is this even a question
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
yall are some vain motherfuckers
"hi would you like to do irl magic""ehhhh no i really love being a boring ass human being with nothing on my face"
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.media-post.net/pictures/intat12.jpg level 5 at least
― remy bean in exile, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
another important question is, how many ppl would be allowed to get this face tat w/ powers
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
if you met another tattoed wizard would u have an obligation to duel
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
I should hope we'd team up to fight crime with sexy results
― William (C), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
I would take the face tat.
― thejenny, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
Can I level up?
― thejenny, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i was wondering about levelling up, does the tattoo get bigger or what
Wmc i can't do anything and get 'sexy results' i'm sorry
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link
chicks would dig the tattoo after they saw me conjure shit a few times, this is a no brainer
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
sure you could level up but rl is slow leveling also youd have to fulfill all requirements obv
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
prefer the unleashing of slumbering yet godlike raw potential tbh so imma pass ty
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
I'd get it in glow in the dark ink.
― cat fancy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
i don't know what "low-level magic powers" are, but if it's stuff like turning into the hulk, i'll take the tatoo. seems like a good trade.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 7 December 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link
If I got two tattoos could I be level 6?
― thejenny, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link
I'd have a bullseye tattooed on my bald head for the level 16 flight spell.
― William (C), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 04:15 (twelve years ago) link
u look at the first 3 levels of spells and the answer is obviously yes
― Mordy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link
well wait -- level 3 spells, or spells a level 3 character would have (ie: like 1 level 2 spell and 3 level 1 spells)?
you dont get every third level spell or lower cmon
assume you have maxed INT tho w/e that gets you (bonus of +5 spells/per level?)
― blah blah blah (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link
but like i get every cantrip, right?
― Mordy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:28 (twelve years ago) link
do i get a magic wallet of crunchings and munchings y/n
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:31 (twelve years ago) link
bag of holding or gtfo
― Mordy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:33 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ oh hell yes
― William (C), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link
sphere of annihilation = gtfo
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link
the first edition cantrips are actually p powerful!
― blah blah blah (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:40 (twelve years ago) link
so where do we register to get this tattoo/magical powers
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link
yknow that store on beatrice with the giant magic: the gathering poster of an elf maiden and some kinda orc battling covering basially the whole window? theres a metal folding table, way at the back behind some boxos of warhammer minatures, in the basement where you can sign up
― blah blah blah (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:47 (twelve years ago) link
o ok cool thx
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 05:48 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
max otmfm
this is magic fucking powers we're talking about here. in the real world you can translate that shit into $$$ among other things. You can tattto any fuckin thing on me in exchange for magical fucking powers, come on now man
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
answering no to this is insane
― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
I bet my sis would answer no
*shakes dang head*
― river wolf, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link
looking forward to hanging out with all my wizarding pals when this poll closes drinking booze and fireballing all u naysaying creeps
― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link
nb I have business in ST PAUL next tues afternoon.
― river wolf, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link
do other people get this option, or am i the only person in the world who has the chance to be a wizard? voted yes obv
― Z S, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
if everyone has the option then more ppl will have face tats and thus they will be more socially acceptable also magic
― river wolf, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, the desirability goes way up if no one else has magic and you can do color sprays in Vegas for big money
― rob (night house), Friday, 23 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
what if it was a tattoo of a dick on your face
― that wiener from Emearlds (step hen faps), Friday, 23 December 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
dude I'm casting a spell of misapprehension on everybody so they can't even see the dick on my face. this isn't even a question at all, get out the tattoo gun & ink my face I am ready for my wizard powers
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Friday, 23 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
Four fools.
― Illia Rump (emil.y), Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
Just FYI enjoy your future enslavement by wizards with mighty powers you four peons.
― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
i assume magical powers include tattoo removal otherwise there is a groupon for that this week
― kamb, Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link