so many xp
like its part of their mystique to wear their hard livin on their faces except consuming too much delicious food and drink just makes you look like a puffy sex addict brought in for questioning
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
it may have a psychic component for example
― max max max max, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:28 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
oh okay. well no reverse-dorian-gray shit is happening to mark ruffalo because he's an angel afaict.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
i understand that this is in part a gender politics situation but i think that it might also be supernatural in nature
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I was going to correct myself and say that. Women probably just police themselves more. Max I'm not really seeing the distinction between fat and bloat in your examples. Dudes just got thick imo.
shia lebeoufin around
lol
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
oh look a thirty year old and a fifty year old
xps
― river wolf, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
you are supposed to be all sad lookin at old marlon brando because you are like "dang dude what happened"
bloat is a vibe
you can just see the bloat aura emanating off these folkz
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
mark ruggalo but srsly 300 answers? Guy's cute and likeable but i mean has anyone said 'schlubby' yet?
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
i would contribute to a thread about the evolution (devolution?) of leonardo dicaprio's face tbh
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
there is no such thing as schlubby i decree it
see who is "deems"--am i supposed to take this person seriously
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
HS - gchat for a sec pls.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
darraghmac
xp
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
x-post darraghmac, so no
;)
shia labloat
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.realbollywood.com/up_images/Leonardo-DiCaprio13030o.jpg
He's good looking but I could never really get into him. He's always looked too babyish.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
he's really grown into his face
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
I like the looks of all these porked up pretty boys
― not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
there's an omar little thread on ILX about male actors who went south way fast
nick nolte
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno how 'seriously' one's posts are to be taken itt i mean the ladies are skimming every post w/out pics anyway
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
you know who never bloated: warren beatty
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
yeah dicaprio looks fine in that pic tbh
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
not that hes still a looker or anything, but he avoided the bloat, somehow
Yeah, Nolte was a babe in his younger years.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
straight dudes are kind of hard on straight dudes' looks itt
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
it goes without saying that newman and redford avoided the bloat but p sure those dudes are aliens neway
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
paul newman missed the bloat
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
really the more i think abt the more i think im right also that is probably a curse of some kind, so max is right too. i think if you want to be a 'serious, oscar-winning actor' than you have to wear yr inflated monstrous ego in yr face as some kind of supernatural devils bargin i mean look at keanu reeves dude is looking fine as hell still
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
tbh I like that DiCaprio is not a gently airbrushed slender anime anymore bcz I don't have to have flashbacks to every other girl's locker in ninth grade when I see a photo of him today
― not uplifting (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
psh--the bloat cares not for sexuality
http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/27492pcn_boygeorge07-682x1024.jpg
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
yeah how did keanu avoid the bloat?? i feel like ppl who do not bloat are probably the chillest to hang out with
and if you find a pic of ole keanu looking bloated and sweaty just dont post k thanx not cuz it ruins my theory (paul newman and clint eastwood already do that well enough) i just need some small things my life rn yknow
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
can def distinguish btwn 'bloat' and 'got fat' btw max otm there
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
i guess this thread has helped me realize i find dicaprio attractive in general
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
speaking of beatty, horseshoe did you see this
http://byliner.com/sara-davidson/stories/excerpt-joan
Warren Beatty was working the room, telling people he wanted to do some "gynecological detective work. I'm a combination gynecologist and detective." He took me aside and said he had a crush on Joan. "I want to see her fly."I told him I'd arrived early and given Joan a massage. He looked puzzled. "A verbal massage? Is that what you mean?""A back massage."His eyes quickened at the suggestion of touching her tiny, delicate back. He walked to where she was seated, pulled up a rattan Huey Newton chair facing her, opened his knees and pressed her knees between his. "This is it for me," he said. "This is all I want, right here. I'm happy."Sitting down next to Joan, I asked, "For how long?"Warren looked at his watch. "I don't have to be on the set until ten Monday morning." He looked straight in Joan's eyes and, with a smile that could melt an ice queen, pressed his knees tighter around hers.She fidgeted. "This is not . . . "She moved her hand in circles in the air. John was not around to complete her sentence so she said, with a shy smile, ". . . feasible."
I told him I'd arrived early and given Joan a massage. He looked puzzled. "A verbal massage? Is that what you mean?"
"A back massage."
His eyes quickened at the suggestion of touching her tiny, delicate back. He walked to where she was seated, pulled up a rattan Huey Newton chair facing her, opened his knees and pressed her knees between his. "This is it for me," he said. "This is all I want, right here. I'm happy."
Sitting down next to Joan, I asked, "For how long?"
Warren looked at his watch. "I don't have to be on the set until ten Monday morning." He looked straight in Joan's eyes and, with a smile that could melt an ice queen, pressed his knees tighter around hers.
She fidgeted. "This is not . . . "
She moved her hand in circles in the air. John was not around to complete her sentence so she said, with a shy smile, ". . . feasible."
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
keanu has/can look bloaty iirc
King of bloat- j spader
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
i just want to reiterate that mark ruffalo is clearly a decent and kind man and is not bloating due to evil. also i dispute the bloating is even happening.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
d'you think tom cruise is bloated
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
horseshoe is a bloat truther
― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
omg max no i hadn't!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe there's a diff between bloat and fat BUT Baldwin and Denofrio aren't great examples of that. They just got big and it's OK! I mean, I sorta like chubby dudes tho so I don't really care.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
oh my god YES
haha HS is that story great or what
how 'bout nick cage
― dayo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
i mean of COURSE jd is the only person who would turn down warren beatty in his prime
can you imagine the nerve...touching joan didion!!!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
who did he think he was