mark ruffalo is attractive

can a mod ban me from this thread already

LOL HS I was like WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?! For a second.

and HS otm. It prob happens just as much to lady actors but they're then banished and you just don't see it as much

dicaprio is the most tragic bloat though cause he still looks so babyish, now he just looks like this enormous sweaty baby

horseshoe plz recall that max max max max is 12x obese so his idea of 'bloated' is...skewed

nah--i mean lady actors put on weight sometimes--but theres this really specific male actor thing where they just BLOAT--like someone inserted a tube and used a bicycle pump or something

Max why do you hate fat ppl so much?

dicaprio had transition to adulthood problems way beyond simple bloat

http://www.thefoundist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Alec_Baldwin-2-The_Last_Shot.jpg------>http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/12/1/1259683343701/Alec-Baldwin-001.jpg

but it makes staring at his face fascinating, like you can discern the teen idol trapped in his weirdo adult face. also he was hot in the departed.

xp

bloated lady actor

i guess they are allowed to and still get work, unlike women.

yeah i kinda also feel like the whole aura around serious, 'real' actors is abt like staying up all night and drinkin and smokin and fuckin and shia lebeoufin around and then you realize that it takes a toll and you shoulda stayed in drinking mineral water and watchin downtown abbey

bloatress

again--let me be clear--i am not talking about FAT--fat is obviously a component of the bloat phenomenon--but i am sort of convinced that the bloat is more than just fat--it may have a psychic component for example

cannot WAIT for shia to bloat

i think it probably doesn't happen to female actors as much, because once they're in the game they're committed to ascetic measures to get work. whereas i feel like alec baldwin was like, hell yes i am going to eat and drink and remain confident i can still get work.

i really do not think lady actors bloat. meryl streep has not bloated. anjelica houston has not bloated. helen mirren has not bloated.

so many xp

like its part of their mystique to wear their hard livin on their faces except consuming too much delicious food and drink just makes you look like a puffy sex addict brought in for questioning

it may have a psychic component for example

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oh okay. well no reverse-dorian-gray shit is happening to mark ruffalo because he's an angel afaict.

i understand that this is in part a gender politics situation but i think that it might also be supernatural in nature

Yeah, I was going to correct myself and say that. Women probably just police themselves more. Max I'm not really seeing the distinction between fat and bloat in your examples. Dudes just got thick imo.

shia lebeoufin around

lol

oh look a thirty year old and a fifty year old

xps

you are supposed to be all sad lookin at old marlon brando because you are like "dang dude what happened"

bloat is a vibe

you can just see the bloat aura emanating off these folkz

mark ruggalo but srsly 300 answers? Guy's cute and likeable but i mean has anyone said 'schlubby' yet?

i would contribute to a thread about the evolution (devolution?) of leonardo dicaprio's face tbh

there is no such thing as schlubby i decree it

see who is "deems"--am i supposed to take this person seriously

HS - gchat for a sec pls.

darraghmac

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x-post darraghmac, so no

;)

shia labloat

http://www.realbollywood.com/up_images/Leonardo-DiCaprio13030o.jpg

He's good looking but I could never really get into him. He's always looked too babyish.

he's really grown into his face

I like the looks of all these porked up pretty boys

there's an omar little thread on ILX about male actors who went south way fast

nick nolte

i dunno how 'seriously' one's posts are to be taken itt i mean the ladies are skimming every post w/out pics anyway

you know who never bloated: warren beatty

yeah dicaprio looks fine in that pic tbh

not that hes still a looker or anything, but he avoided the bloat, somehow

Yeah, Nolte was a babe in his younger years.

straight dudes are kind of hard on straight dudes' looks itt

it goes without saying that newman and redford avoided the bloat but p sure those dudes are aliens neway

paul newman missed the bloat

really the more i think abt the more i think im right also that is probably a curse of some kind, so max is right too. i think if you want to be a 'serious, oscar-winning actor' than you have to wear yr inflated monstrous ego in yr face as some kind of supernatural devils bargin i mean look at keanu reeves dude is looking fine as hell still

tbh I like that DiCaprio is not a gently airbrushed slender anime anymore bcz I don't have to have flashbacks to every other girl's locker in ninth grade when I see a photo of him today

psh--the bloat cares not for sexuality

http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/27492pcn_boygeorge07-682x1024.jpg

yeah how did keanu avoid the bloat?? i feel like ppl who do not bloat are probably the chillest to hang out with