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Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah it's early, sorry about the misspelling but I'm frazzled. On my way out the door this morning I asked houseguests if they needed anything thinking along the lines of washcloths, extra pillows, etc. They're thinking about moving to the area and they were looking at a map and I had my coat and bag on all set to walk out the door and they answered my question with another question: "So where would be a good place to live in the DC area?" and I did not laugh at them but I did very patiently explain to them about housing and stuff and they seem to think they can get a house just outside the Beltway for 250,000, with a pool, and stuff.

Then I stopped at Whole Foods for coffee, because we are almost out, and they are dicking around with the layout of it and when I asked someone where the coffee was he said: "We don't have coffee."

So yeah.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you call him a dick, and receive sarcastic response re: manners?

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I think I didn't say anything. I may have even given him a blank stare and drooled on the ground. Then he said: "Oh, you mean coffee beans? Like ground coffee?"

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Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I am sooooo looking forward to beerz tonight. And to FA show next week (work thingie won't take long; I'll be home in plenty of time to fetch mastadons or whatever and head to show).

quincie (quincie), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Tell your houseguests to go live in Anacostia.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

GODBIRD:
http://homepage3.nifty.com/YODASHP/godbird01.jpg

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

this is pretty lame today, try harder dudes.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://barbbill.250free.com/Dbrat/HangInThere.gif

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I had to get here butt-ass early because someone decided 9am was the appropriate time for a mtg. who does that? The claim was that there was an interview at 10 and a meeting at 11 but as far as I can tell duder has been chillin' in his office ever since 9am meeting ended.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

so wait, we are officially big hunting after work?

also, someone on the LNS forums saw that bastard wonkette guy at a party last night and was totally this close to "pulling a kenny rogers."

a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

colleague: "what are your qualifications for working in counterintelligence"
mitre fuckhead: "I have a bachelor's from Purdue"
mitre fuckhead: "your filters are too long"

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf is "pulling a kenny rogers?" Offering you some fried drumsticks?

also yes big hunt happy hour

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't even begin to figure out what that would mean xp

50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

performing bad plastic surgery on me? still unclear. as is tombot's last post.

a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i figured it out.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0718053inside1.jpg

a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Rogers_%28baseball_player%29

On 2005 June 29, after walking out onto Ameriquest Field for a pre-game warmup against the Los Angeles Angels, Rogers shoved two cameramen, knocking a camera to the ground. One of the reporters then resumed filming and Rogers shoved him again, this time kicking the camera after it had been knocked to the ground a second time. He had to be restrained and was sent home. Larry Rodriguez of Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex' Fox Network affiliate KDFW was taken to a local hospital, complaining of shoulder, arm and leg pain. While in the hospital, Rodriguez made an official complaint of assault against Rogers.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

go tell the LNS police the reason the rest of the entire city stays the fuck away from Smith Point is because they're tired of resisting the urge to pull a Luther Casteel

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i was with photog 1iz. considering the lameness of that baseball-referencing pseudo-insult/threat, i'm now i'm pretty sure dr morbius is an lns regular.

a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Threaten to pull a Ray Lewis & Crew on them.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

also met: k@therine harris' first chief of staff.

never before has anyone ever been so excited to meet me. he gave me a bear hug.

a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously though everybody have you READ the LNS condom break post

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

it is the greatest story ever told

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i will read it aloud to my children assembled at my feet before the hearth each christmas from now on.

a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

HI PEOPLE WHO TREAT PUBLIC SHARED MICROWAVE LIKE IT IS IN THEIR OWN KITCHEN AT HOME AND HEAT UP THINGS THAT TAKE 20 FUCKING MINUTES AND STAND AROUND STIRRING SHIT ETC ETC

EVER HEARD OF AMY'S BURRITOS? OR BUYING FOOD? OR BRINGING LEFT OVERS IN A TUPPERWARE?

FUCK YOU TOO.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously this has been going on since 12:15.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

pull a kenny rogers

a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I love that lns story. It is the greatest story ever told

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.solentnews.biz/images/cats.jpg

Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

GIS: cat tits, I have no idea why.

Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

good lord!

alex you should smack one of the LNS dudes with a glove and challenge him to a duel.. or throw a drink in their face

daria g (dar1a g), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

NU ILX server has laser eyes, next donation drive will be for someone to empty the litter box.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/catsnracks.jpg

Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wait for it

TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I see you are reading the same webpage as I. You should read the comments section for the one that is basically all titties, no kitties--PEOPLE BE MAD ABOUT SOME BREASTS SMOTHERING LITTLE KITTIES.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I rather like the lemurs, and the lemur handler.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/lemur_action.jpg

Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

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TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

MEGA KUDOS TOM. BOT.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahhaa

a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE INTERNETS

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Amazingly GIS sloth boobs produces hits but not of chicks with sloths.

Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

why is Romo like some kind of fake Noah Wylie btw.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/oh_hello_1.jpg
huge woman or spider cat? you be the judge

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

STOP IT MY EYES JESUS

(don't stop)

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link


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