How many unused condoms do you have?

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I pretty much hate them, but Emma wants the security. What's a guy to do.

Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah - CASTRATE MYSELF.

Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

damn people be phobic.

temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Phobic of what? Condoms are unpleasant. Unplanned pregnancies are unpleasant. Sex is pleasant. You pays your money you takes your choice.

Sick Mouthy (sickmouthy), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

You feel like you're about to perform open heart surgery.

rly? condoms are a lot less unpleasant than unplanned pregnancies. also the pill is not for everyone.

temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:07 (seventeen years ago) link

It doesn't work on men for a start.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

During one of our girly drinking session band meeting things, we all had a group "what's in your purse?" dumpout activity. One of my bandmates was shocked by how out of date the condoms I was still carrying around in them was. So she swapped them for more current ones, saying that it was a "good luck" thing or something.

Now those are about to expire.

Gee, celibacy is great, isn't it?

I absolutely cannot do the pill, it wrecks havoc with my manic depression - even in LTR's I've always used condoms.

masonic boom (kate), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not saying that condoms are less good than unplanned pregnancies or catching squeamish diseases, it's just that they're . . . well, yucky is the best word for it, I think.

Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a stupidly sensitive stomach and throw up quite frequently. This means the pill wouldn't be especially effective with me and I can't face the idea of any of the other kinds of birth control, so condoms it is. I currently have 16 (Superdrug two-for-one offer on Mates Sheer).

SandboxAnna (SandboxAnna), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I get depressed looking at them for too long.

Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

One is "mesh"

huh? for those occasions when you want none of the protection but all of the aggravation of a regular condom?

Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Four.

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link


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