ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

chargers recently scored a touchdown

according to my ticker-tape it's now 31-14

browns punt return where they had nine guys on the field

was it here that i read about brady snapping the ball when colts had 13 guys on the field

my favorite time pats tried that was still vs raiders, trying to catch them substituting with 12 guys on the field.. would have worked except raiders played the previous snap with 10 guys.

but still. NINE? how would that not look completely weird instantly

It's a sad state of affairs when Jax can't even fill the stadium for a MNF game. And it's NOT a big stadium.

i still don't believe jacksonville jaguars are an actual nfl franchise tbh. how is it legal for this game to even happen

esp with blaine gabbert, drum machine programmer for pop will eat itself, starting at QB

They've had good years as far as the W-L record goes, but they've never ever been exciting.

gruden is pissed at gabbert (well as pissed as gruden can get)

THIS GUY m j-d

i was pissed at gabbert when he decided to slide a good 3-4 yards before he really had to in order to avoid being hit

guys you saw the jags fan in the fireman hat rite

and jax executes a 40 yard anti-punt

i saw the jags fan wearing.. something unfortunate that i couldn't identify with a lot of turquoise face paint

"and that may be the worst snap i've ever seen"

i think it was a paw hat

gabbert is gonna be the worst QB from this recent class, right?

they showed another dude in a fireman hat and instead of booing he was just doing a full, red-faced monologue of anger at gabbert

wow do chucky & jaws actually hate each other

jaws reminiscing on when he took a hit from lawrence taylor and made the play, when the best moment is seeing your wide receiver running downfield

chucky: 'man i love those highlights of lawrence taylor'

gabbert is gonna be the worst QB from this recent class, right?

― v-shasty, Monday, December 5, 2011 11:09 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

he really needs to get over being spooked by any and all nfl pass rushes

i think part of his problem at missouri is that so much of their offense involves quick passes from the shotgun and so the qb rarely gets touched

gabbert literally just dropped the ball as he was running with it

wow gabbert just straight up drops the football for no reason

that and the worst snap anyone has ever seen.. and we still have 6 min of football left

wtf blaine

the jags two longest pass plays were a shovel pass to mjd and a pass that was completed to an eligible lineman

I'm pretty sure this happened on this drive:
Gabbert rolls out, screen isn't there, so Gabbert just dumps the ball into the ground despite facing no pressure.

it's better than dropping it? he did that too

maybe he's protesting the firing of jack del rio?

I think he just presumed that nothing was there so a sack must have been forthcoming, let's end this play asap

i didn't know jaws was third on the qb consecutive start list!

Jaws was a pretty good QB.

wow the chargers are only two games back now

lollll

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in case this hasn't been posted yet: kelefa sanneh on chucky, in the new yorker

chucky wtf, sleep in past 3:17am plz

i love him too much

Tom Brady? He'll kill ya. If he catches you half asleep,
he'll punch you right in the face with the stretch -- he'll
hand the ball to Woodhead, or Green-Ellis, or Ridley, or
Faulk. Guys aren't ready. They're not ready. He'll do it five
plays in a row, on national TV, in front of the world. And he
loves nothing more than humiliating you. Because I know
this: he humiliated me. It's a hell of a system they have,
and he is the greatest trigger of our lifetime. Look at him!
He's snapping these plays off before the Jets are ready.
You can be as multiple as you want on defense, but, when
you play Tom Brady, he regulates you. He turns you into
[whispered] trash.

but, when
you play Tom Brady, he regulates you. He turns you into
[whispered] trash.

^str8 fire, beautiful chucky

lol

he'll be back coaching by 2013 if not sooner. He's sublimating the hell out of his need to coach with the amt of prep he puts into MNF.

― William (C), Monday, December 5, 2011 8:46 PM (Yesterday)

if he really has "the need to coach" i'm sure like half the teams in the league would want to hire him, including one that's about to get THIS GUY Andrew Luck

oh hell yes, I'd love to see Gruden in Indy!

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whispered trash

@davehydesports Dave Hyde -- Archie Manning says obvious: Peyton and Andrew Luck on same team isn't, "great for either one." Believe me now? Peyton will be available?

hear me now and believe me later.

we have to work "slapdicks" into a nyer cartoon caption

tight fit

can you believe me now?

Colts absolutely should trade Peyton if they know what's good for them

they know what's good for them! that's why they're determined to go 0 -- 16.

i think they know that