mark ruffalo is attractive

it's hard to tell for sure b/c he's fully engorged, but it looks like uncut, but retracted.

i'm so sorry, mark ruffalo :(

Yeah well most European guys aren't circumsized something I didn't learn until after I first encountered one and was sort of confused at first. I was young and p naive at the time but was like hang on a minute, something's different here!

I love A Brody. He's hot.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, December 5, 2011 8:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

adrian brody is so much worse than hitler, and you are at least as bad as hitler via association

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:34 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

chucklebutt way otm here, a brody is terrible & is just a human being with a face, what a show off

i am sure there is another actor who forms part of the ruffalo/donofrio/[someone else] holy trinity. i mean i guess you could put together a whole spectrum, w/james gandolfini at one end, but i'm sure there's another key player.

nb it is possible i am thinking of vince vaughn

xp i realise things have gotten more intimate itt than the broadbrush general character commentary i am coming in w/ now

What's so awful about Brody? Did he eat some babies or something and I failed to hear about it? idgi

adrian brody is a big rap head and is into cool shit like the beatnuts but because he's adrian brody and he looks completely ridiculous dressed even slightly hip hop everyone thinks he's a shia leboeuf level douchebag

adrien brody has an enormous head btw

my friend took a pic w/ him fortuitously and adrein brody looked like a scale wax model at 120% enlargement

He has a big shnoz but I like it.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/10/adrien-brody-paris-fashion-week.jpg

not my friend BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT

erica, i've got you beat on ws of shame - fred durst... (who also has a sex tape iirc)

tbf he could like the beatnuts and be an asshole. he kind of seems like an asshole to me but i have no hard evidence. he is hot, though.

OMG last weekend my dad was talking about someone (can't remember who) and meant to say they had a big schnoz on them but instead said Schnauzer and I almost died laughing.

The internet says he's 6'1" which is perfect height for me. Still in.

OMG Jesse!! Durst?! ahahahahahaha

sorry

he is just a guy with a big mournful face who appears in films but does not accurately demand that posters include the credit, ADRIEN BRODY'S FACE, which is really what should get written up as it's the thing eliciting all the sympathy & earning all the money. he has similarly refused to credit his face while moving on to playing other roles, like sharp, unimpressed & urbane wes anderson characters, flaunting his face, flaunting his big face around.

i just think he is bad is all, but gets mad props for visually resembling a great actor.

He was really good in The Pianist!

are we including walking w/a cane as dressing slightly hip hop btw

i think that movie is a lil ott but you will note that as a holocaust movie it fits into the 'mournful' category i created for his earlier sadface pictures

i kinda think he's good at looking like a sad beardy guy in that movie (he looks like my dad in that?, idk i know it isn't relevant but just a lot like my dad)

Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fAOVZcvYEw8/S9msc2_KCZI/AAAAAAAAA1o/h4jJVrVxWfs/s1600/adrien-brody-chest-hair-04.jpg

is that chest made out of putty?

he is so handsome, it just goes to show how wrong it goes when you have to consider some aspect of him other than his face

I used to find Adrien Brody very attractive but my least favorite movie of the past five years, Splice, killed that for me.

haha that movie is so creepy but in a funny way

That Tom Sawyer w/decolletage look isn't helping either.

I was waiting for you to contribute Abs cause I remembered that you used to lurve him.

He really should have consulted me before starring in a movie where he seduces a mutant that's sort of his own daughter.

ew. please don't ever do that, mark ruffalo.

lol

He was also a collector of wacky vinyl art toys in that movie.

too late, Splice 2: The Ruffaloing is already in production

I hope it is just about the longhair emo Canadian brother. "Sohree about the mutant rape."

oh i remember you posting about that movie, abbott! you linked to this review.

i am so sorry you had to see that.

Yeah the movie ends w/the female lead getting raped by the mutant kid, who has switched genders, and impregnated w/its child, which she keeps...FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE.

marc ruffaloi would never involve himself in anything so horrid.

I am now kind of glad I saw that movie just bcz it's so bonkers to explain to people, but it is really truly awful. And so sad it killed a "type" for me (the Brody type). It's like when Straw Dogs ended my lifelong twitterpation for mathematicians that came from watching too much Square One as a child.

shouldn't the angle song remove any negative associations from straw dogs

Well I'll never quit loving Larry Cedar.

ahhhhhh wish old iLX was up so I could bump my ASYMMETRICAL FACES thread w/ a brody

Sorry to turn this into 'weird looking guys Abbott liked but maybe outgrew' thread. MARKRUFF

rofloi

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:xwQKXLUyDc0J:www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet%3Fboardid%3D40%26threadid%3D87397+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

RIP ILX, somebody inject A brody into that thread ASAP

Jesse Bradford. Whatever happened to that dude?

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, December 5, 2011 5:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

i saw him IRL once and he was schlubby in a not-so-great way :/

this was like a year ago

don't most people have asymmetrical faces?
christopher walken is one of the beautiful people
come on
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lh1HOvNynGY/SfQM54a29hI/AAAAAAAAARg/irb-_zUSjQ4/s400/walken_young_gallery14.jpg

Larry Cedar!

I have never seen that photo of C Walken before and I am dumbfounded.

yeah he was v handsome

Wait til you see the one with his shirt off O_O

i am not joking: i want to watch the stapp sex tape but i'm worried that i'll get turned on.

― Sandbox Jesse, Monday, December 5, 2011 9:21 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

ha you should prob watch it just to lol @ at yrself for thinking this was possible