mark ruffalo is attractive

he is a dreamboat fyi; that tumbler's and this thread's title are are *understated*

feel like this guy is sort of passe, you all should move on

horseshoe otm.

cooper chucklebutt dead wrong.

always so mad at jho

learing to troll

how much of a percentage of dude's hotness would you attribute to the hair?

Sandbox needed its own ruffalo pic thread, obv. To fill the swooniness gap while ilx.com is down.

its just like how long can you shlub around ladys fantasies for, you can count on me was like ten years ago

it is a v holistic hotness; cannot possibly be broken down by percentage. also please don't make me be even more crepey than i already have been itt.

xp gtfo!!!!

I think he's hot but I also think he's sorta overrated tbh.

so a bald ruffalo would also be acceptable?

who can even tell the difference between this guy and vincent donofrio

tbh i think vincent donofrio is p dreamy

He's definitely hot but I don't think he's incredible. Feel the same way about Gosling tbh.

I think donofrio is totally dreamy!!

lol gosling is such a tool, in ten years every 30 something lady is gonna be looking back all rubbing their heads confusedly 'wait what ethan hawke really'

yeah ruffalo has a decent dude vibe which gosling totally does not but let's keep our eyes on the ball, people

Wait a minute - don't knock Ethan! He was the dreamiest of the dreamy before something awful happened and everything went to hell.

Ruffalo has a lot of threads. This has to be Plaxico who I will now call Judith from this day forward even if it turns out not to be.

im deeply disappointed my donofrio zing fell so flat, i really thought that one had legs, i have dishonored myself and will now resign from trolling this thread, at least til i get something to eat

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Holy shit I guess I never knew what Donofrio looked like. Also v. hot, though I'd have to see him in action to be able to tell if he has anything on Ruffalo.

donofrio is def proto-ruffalo--that was a good connection but the problem is they are both dreamy.

Ruffalo-Gyllenhaal = best slashfic LOTR couple ever.

donofrio has a certain insanity about him that ruffalo lacks imo

donofrio is (was?) a campy genius on law and order: ci. he is a good actor!

I love A Brody. He's hot.

He's a great actor!! I loved him on CI.

donofrio could fit ruffalo completely inside him, he might even be ruffalo wearing a ruffalo suit

hahahaha

as a dude who can generally freely admit when other dudes are attractive i have to admit i don't really see it w/ this ruffalo guy, but the fact that so many people do gives me hope that my schlubby everyman qualities will someday be that valued

u make it hard to h8 u, jho

xp i don't get why dudes think he's schlubby tbh

straight dudes, i mean

I love A Brody. He's hot.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, December 5, 2011 8:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

adrian brody is so much worse than hitler, and you are at least as bad as hitler via association

it doesn't help that the only things i can remember seeing him in he was either doing a weird annoying brando impression (zodiac) or nothing of any consequence (eternal sunshine)

u make it hard to h8 u, jho

― horseshoe, Monday, December 5, 2011 8:33 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

;)

adrien brody seems like a db, but he is soooooo hot

the first pic itt is pretty schlubby

I wish they had cast Ruffalo as D'Onofrio's long lost brother on LOCI.

I like that donofrio is bigger. He wears his size well.

Ugh. No. Adrian Brody needs to get his nasty face away from Ruffalo.

Would like Ruffalo and Donofrio in a love scene.

xp - that's sort of what I have in mind

xp - "donofrio could fit ruffalo completely inside him" i meant

Does Brody seem like a DB? I didn't know. I just know that he's fine and that I've like him a bunch of movies.

i want to recommend you can count on me to you, al, but i feel no confidence you would like it. maybe 13 going on 30.

donofrio is an exceptionally huge person iirc via full metal jacket

YCCOM is great! Obv so is the latter.

i love yccom more than everything else but it doesn't really seem like a some dude movie.

i vibe to donofrio tbh - have you guys seen happy accidents featuring marissa tomei its really good

He is a little schlubby but I think that's part of the appeal? He looks somewhat imperfect in the best possible way.

yeah it really doesn't, haha (xpost)

“she got it fixed just so I can fuck it up”

Horseshoe, you know I met stanley tucci, right??

― smoove operator, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 7:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

HOLD UP

i did not know that

This is an ongoing problem, when some people are "speaking academically" from some abstract "intellectual" position and others of us are speaking from the flesh and bone experiences of our actual lives. And I'm just sick of this privileging of the former over the latter like it just doesn't ~exist~ or can be hand-waved away.

I need to go to bed. And dream of blond chesthair.

what was he like???

urbanely charming

forthright but with a gentle twinkle in his eye

swoony

have you seen him in easy a btw

he looks like a turtle

i don't think it is in any way possible to imagine such a space in which gender is abolished. and to do so would be to imagine a completely different context for desire from the one we are stuck in. what you are trying to do is p much just as dumb as what you are actually doing.

What am I doing/trying to do? If I were to speak for myself, I'd say that I'm expressing an ideal of a relationship of equals, whatever the gender, one which I think is often roughly descriptive of reality and will become increasingly moreso. Obviously, there is no true and complete equality between any two individuals, and you could argue that most relationships are founded upon one or more forms of inequality, perhaps shifting back and forth between the participants, but I think it's a useful notion, both descriptively and prescriptively.

This is an ongoing problem, when some people are "speaking academically" from some abstract "intellectual" position and others of us are speaking from the flesh and bone experiences of our actual lives.

I would not and did not claim to be speaking about your life. Why do you insist upon my inability to speak about others' and my own because it does not match yours?

well then surely "threatening" is ,in this (irrelevant) formulation, a positive attribute

It's like trying to talk to someone who insists that the sky is green. And you know, maybe he is actually colour blind? But no matter how many times ppl explain to him "it's commonly agreed that the sky is the colour called blue" he still just goes on insisting that it's green.

I really admire horseshoe and shakey mo for being able to keep being reasonable for do long.

He was filming in my home town and would come into the restaurant I worked at a bunch, with his fam and that guy from the sopranos.he was SUPER fucking nice, polite, authentically and easily charming, better-looking irl, and his kids were well-behaved. And he tipped really well. Xp to hs

Also I'm VERY EXCITED to look at that olyphant tumblr when I get home

yay! i knew he was nice! the version of stanley tucci i made up in my head is v nice.

You were otm

WS Stanley Tucci. Only god can judge me.

Stanly Tucci - Only God Can Touch Me

you are not alone, Nicole

I really want Mark Ruffalo to find this thread and read what happened here today.

My interest is much more in discovering the basis of the attraction rather than judging it,

If a person wants to know the answer to a thing perhaps they could think about asking the question insteading of providing an answer themselves

I guess the reason you are walking through this park is.....because shh no don't tell me I got this one...its because you are subconsciously expressing your secret desire to own....a cocker spaniel!? How about that! I bet you didn't even realize!

I learned a lot about people today

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April A++++ OTM. Excelsior!

Ha, the kids fell in love with my Auntie Joan's black cocker spaniel over Xmas.

watching donofrio in mystic pizza starring julia roberts

Just read all the hubbub from yesterday. If I didn't know better, it almost felt like Shakey Mo and everyone else were trolling the hell out of CK Dexter Holland. Good on ya, 'neb, for sticking up for yourself.

lol

classic thread, revive for his hulk. he's lost the schlub, but it'll be back.

horseshoe you are really hung up on this fatness thing--the bloat is holistic, it includes the mind, the body, the head, which expands, the general aura

― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:06 (2 years ago)

i think a key component of the bloat is the head-area, when you bloat it almost doubles in size, not just fat but the entire skull and brain probably

― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:09 (2 years ago)

<3

horseshoe you are really hung up on this fatness thing--the bloat is holistic, it includes the mind, the body, the head, which expands, the general aura

― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:06 (2 years ago)

i think a key component of the bloat is the head-area, when you bloat it almost doubles in size, not just fat but the entire skull and brain probably

― max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 02:09 (2 years ago)

This bloat has sailed

ok now i get it