CHICAGO: If Hepatitis C Were Attacking Your Face Instead of Your Liver You'd Be Doing Something About It

There's a coat of yours that's hanging in Julia's closet. It's not lost! I can bring it over tomorrow if you have time. Even if you don't, I can leave it outside the door. It's very warm.

Learn to manage my Gap parka and then put that on your resume.

Hey, eat me. I'm not trying to screw you, Jesse. I would love nothing more than to gie you back everything that belongs to you. I'm just poorly organized, is all. Did you think I meant to keep it? I don't even wear it. I wore it once, and left it in Julia's closet, and then forgot it existed. Which does not make me Mr. Responsibility, but I'm not trying to dick you out of a coat, either.

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Wherever your coat was, it was never on my ass.

But I take your point.

If it was the "asshole in general" part, I can't help you. Otherwise, I'd like to know what you don't like about me. In real life, I mean. I already know what you don't like about my internet persona. Not helpful in a real life scenario, though. Email me. Talk to me. I'm not retarded, I'm just not always good at making people as happy as they could be.

If I didn't have to work in the morning I would buy you a drink tonight.

Merry Christmas and I will see you soon.

Now calm yourself.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

Until then, Merry Xmas?

haha I'm glad. Because it was SUBSTANTIAL. I couldn't have done that on purpose if I'd tried.

Merry Christmas, faggo.

I'm going to die.

Kenan, we're all going to die eventually.

This could be a lot worse. I just chatted with Kev, and he didn't go to sleep last night. I slept in my pants, but at least I slept.

We can form a fat cat owners group, Jesse.

This morning hasn't been the greatest for me. My mom called me this morning. The line was horribly scratchy. That's been happening whenever we have any rain, or even moisture for that matter. So it was really hard for us to hear each other. But the long and short of it is that she was all ready to go pick me up from the airport but needed to know which one and what time and why hadn't I given her this information yet? So I say, um, mom, I've told you this a million times, but I'm taking the TRAIN. We won't be there until 1:30 tomorrow afternoon. And she was like, "WHAT?! YOU WON'T BE HERE UNTIL TOMORROW?!" Whoopsies.

Maybe she'll at least be calmed down by then.

Hi, CHICAGO! Why didn't anyone ask about my photo shoot, you frackers?

Then I went and met Colette and another IndieBride and we ate a ton of cupcakes and drank wine.

Otto, maybe you should have a shot.

Kevin & Kenan, DRINK WATER.

i imagine i'll probably see some of you at the green mill tomorrow...

Is anyone going to the M@m@ D|gd0wn show tonight? My plans are being thrown into utter disarray by the weather out west.

I wished the bike messenger a happy holiday and he said he hates december because he's had six deaths in his life in december, including his mom and sister.

Dan, I thought I remembered you going to pick them up.

listen to the live version of not a problem and decide for yourself.