J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

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cut to three months from now when they both tear their acls during warmups of a blazers / Knicks game

~occubarn~ (clay), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

(u know Vince will end up 10th man on the Knicks you just know)

~occubarn~ (clay), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

for the first day that NBA teams can talk to players about contracts and moving teams, things seem very quiet.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 5 December 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

too quiet.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 5 December 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/05/sports/basketball/stephon-marbury-finding-success-and-serenity-in-china.html

I'm happy Marbury got his shit together somewhat.

polyphonic, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

aw that's a nice story!

cad, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

you guys, can I talk about college hoops for a hot second

the #25 team in the country right now is... Harvard

o_O

OH NOES, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

a new era has dawned.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

they beat two good ass teams down in cancun or aruba or wherever they were

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

i read this as, "they beat two good 'ass-teams.'"

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

well, florida state is a good ass team and a good, ass-team. so it fits.

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

they beat defending champs Utah, Florida State and Central Florida

totally boggling over here

OH NOES, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

maybe its just like some other school that has the same name

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

university of Harvard at dallas

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

or that place method man and redman went

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

only starbury could go to china

mayor jingleberriez, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

marbury uses a lot of semicolons when he speaks!

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

haha derrick rose sucks http://offthedribble.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/12/05/a-new-challenge-for-rose-and-the-bulls

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

if you can read that entire post you should prob just drive off a cliff

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

idk the expected outcome of that decision is p inefficient as far as remaining alive goes

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

sry that was a poorly formed joke, but u get the idea

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

if you can read that entire post you should prob just drive off a cliff

― v-shasty, Monday, December 5, 2011 8:48 PM (20 minutes ago)

??

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

shit is boring & long, dawg -- hollinger's shit using SYNERGY SPORTS stats is cool cuz dude is funny & cynical

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

otherwise it reads like a term paper

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol it wasn't that long

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

i only slept 2 hours last night

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

shasty! no es bueno

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

as ur mod I instruct u to get more sleep than that

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

the video linked in it was pretty good and only took about a minute to watch

OOOO, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

-_-

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

okay 1:40. watch it and go to bed j0rdan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO3Ug1J3TGw

OOOO, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

guess the player!

• Awful shooter with penchant for blowing layups. Disastrous decision-maker.

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

would be kinda dope seeing if you could guess which team was being profiled just from the three bullet points for each player

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

aw i read that today but i cant remember the player, it's all a blur

cad, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

ha is that someone who gets actual playing time

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol yes

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

m bison?

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

jonny flynn?

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

ha, good guess but no

i'll narrow it down -- the player is actually a quality NBA player with a projected PER over 15

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

hmm interesting

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

lebron lmao

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

haha otm

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

brandon jennings

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

haha, nope

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

he is an old ilh favorite (i think)

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

allstar or role player HOFer?

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

role player HOFer

v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

oh wait i just remembered!

cad, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

as someone who has spent some time watching this particular guy that bullet was so otm

cad, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

camby

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link


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