what is that horrible smell

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60 seconds of steam makes broccoli sweet and precious

William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

people who steam broccoli, otoh, are disgusting savages

dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

*snaps suspenders proudly*

William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

people who eat broccoli = disgusting savages

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

sorry ilxors, but it's true

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

people who eat broccoli = healthy

OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

...smell terrible, and have stuff between their teeth

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

:D

(joeks, I love youse all)

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

you know what else is terrible, is when yr teeth fall out due to scurvy

steamed broccoli also helps block cancer

OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

cancer can't even handle the smell.

sir thermo of thinwall, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

the farting drives it away

OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

steamed broccoli could give hour long orgasms and glorious shiny stools and cure whatever but it would still taste like the worst kind of ass and I refuse to eat it. hmph

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

many xps - that was me with the gone over Siracha! Haha we do not use enough condiments it seems.

thejenny, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

I would consider eating the worst kind of ass for an hour-long orgasm. Well, I would have considered it 20 years ago when my heart was strong enough to survive an hour-long orgasm.

William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

broccoli is fucking delicious

step hen faps, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ real talk

OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

save this talk for vegetables that deserve it, like okra

OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

okra is the most vile vegetable

dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

Your opinion is wrong.

thejenny, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

xp vile indeed - it's so watery and mushy inside, and so tasteless

yes this is the real (snoball), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

I would consider eating the worst kind of ass for an hour-long orgasm.

#463 on the list of 'Things Not To Say In A Swinger's Bar'

yes this is the real (snoball), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

Okra isn't as good as broccoli, but it's good. And you can cook it as long as you want and nobody's going to say "what is that horrible smell"

William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

many xps - that was me with the gone over Siracha! Haha we do not use enough condiments it seems.

― thejenny, Monday, December 5, 2011 4:33 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

No, it wasn't! It was Katie.

I love: broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, visits to Yellowstone Nat'l Park, and most of all: RUTABAGAS. FUCK YES.

Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

!!! I did the same thing! I thought you were witness to my shame, but it must have been Jeff.

You know what I like? Parsnips. That's a good root vegetable.

thejenny, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

parsnips are prtty gr8

remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

Gonna also rep for broccoli, when its stinky and mushy, yr doing it rong basically. Lightly boiled/steamed, the sauteed in garlic and chilli, Italian-style. Aw yeah

Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ dead to me, fyi

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

I do not are for broccoli 95% of the time but I will say that roasted broccoli is really good. Also, I like the stems much better than I like the bushy tops.

thejenny, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

*care for

thejenny, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

I like the stems too. I wonder if candying broccoli stems would produce horrors or delights. (If Tep can make candied olives, I can at least ponder candied broccoli.)

William (C), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

What is that horrible smell

recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

(haha)

recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

lol, yeah, I think that one may need to stay on the drawing board

William (C), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

you know, i currently have no srirachia in the house b/c what was left in the last bottle i had was ruined in the toasted sandwich incident. it was sitting on the counter a safe enough distance from the skillet, but the extended, extreme radiating heat caused the bottle to buckle, making me think of BPAs and stuff, so I threw it away.

Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know what that horrible smell was, but it kind of smelled like wet fart covered with cheap cologne and filled the hallways and elevator in my apartment complex when I went out this morning.

Walruses is dumb (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

BLOOD AND BONE FERTILIZER UUURRGHRHR.

Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, it smells like what it basically is - death.

Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

Oh mate, is that horrible smell you?

NotEnough, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^ a harsh things to say to someone imo. The implication is not so much that they caused the bad smell, but more that they ARE the bad smell, as if they embody whatever smelly smell that's currently assaulting you.

NotEnough, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link

"If you were a bad smell, which bad smell would you be?"

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 08:39 (twelve years ago) link

oh god the skunk/burnt/dogshit/mildew smell is back, and i'm in the middle of eating my lunch

smoove operator, Thursday, 8 December 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

perhaps it is your lunch?

OH NOES, Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

They screw up your order at the sandwich shop again?

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

damn

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

dad jokes, guys, dad jokes ~rolls eyes~

smoove operator, Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

"I ordered the skunk, dogshit, and mildew special medium rare, not burnt to a crisp!"

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

Sat next to someone in a meeting today who was...not fresh.

OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

Although tbh I am wearing a quite dirty cardigan yet again instead of having it cleaned on schedule, so the first few times the smell wafted my way, I wondered if it was me...but no.

OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

i was reminded by that dumbass rick perry video that another way of saying that someone smells rank is to say that s/he smells "strong" -- it's all in the delivery, but when you say it in a certain way you know that the person reeks and doesn't just smell strongly of shampoo or w/e

league of women voters, Thursday, 8 December 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

so I washed my cutting board three or four days ago and laid down, wet, on the countertop and forgot about it

when I washed it again today, a horrible smell like decomposing ham was unleashed when I released it from the countertop (it was still wet)

not really sure where it came from - I haven't cooked meat in like a month!

dayo, Friday, 9 December 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link


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