ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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ALEXANDER (shaun)
with special homosexual applause minigame, ah hopes ah hopes?

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

After a trip through Bed Bath & Beyond, sniffing out melon-scented lotion for Valerie, his wife of eight months, Alexander stood outside the Red Robin and enjoyed the aroma of the food. What he really had a passion for, he admitted, were cheese balls.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/football/101437_hawk25.shtml

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20021225/226shaunalexander_santa.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20021225/450shaunalexander_santa.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

what's santa's right hand doing

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

49ers beating the Hawks? The NFC West is just ass.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

They didn't beat the Hawks... they SWEPT them. Like, wtf.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Saturday, 16 December 2006 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Be afraid. Be very afraid!!! NSFCF (Not Safe for Charger Fans)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=47FxIkGx26k

I might actually watch this.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Saturday, 16 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

lol wtf with any of these Alexander.jpgs.

GUYS the ad for next week's AMERICA'S GAME BEST SUPERBOWL TEAMS AS READ BY RANDOM CELEBRITIES totally RULES. It's for the '96 Packers and the clip they have for the promo is Brett Favre going, "Well, I guess, when you're takin' that many painkillers a day, I mean, that's how you know there's a problem." And that's it!!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I watched a show titled something like BEST GAME EVER on NFLN this morning, it was a fuckin' 1980 playoff game between the Cowboys and the Falcons. I have no idea why I watched this. It was followed by flag football championship (!!!) and WHO IS TONY ROMO and that was when I was like, no, it's time to take a shower. Except then we found a show called MAN V BEAST which involved Japanese eating competition world record holder Nathan's hotdog dude in a hot dog eating competition...WITH A BEAR.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Bear won, btw.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Moynahan, who's 36, has made no secret of her desire to start a family. Asked recently where she sees herself in five years, the actress, who grew up in Longmeadow, replied, "Definitely marriage and kids." Brady, 29, was asked the same question on WEEI earlier this week and said, "Playing football."

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Saturday, 16 December 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Why does everybody hate Ryan Leaf?

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 16 December 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Leaf

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Saturday, 16 December 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

That's really just the tip of the iceberg. When he was with the Chargers, he used to go back to WSU to try to pick up college girls and get in fights with frat boys. He was a real piece of work.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Saturday, 16 December 2006 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Awesome, Vermeil's on tonight's game.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 16 December 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Except then we found a show called MAN V BEAST which involved Japanese eating competition world record holder Nathan's hotdog dude in a hot dog eating competition...WITH A BEAR.

This is one of the greatest things television ever made. Also, midgets vs. elephant!

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 17 December 2006 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"See, what's important now is for the zebra to realize that he's in a race."

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 17 December 2006 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

that brett favre painkiller promo rules!

― johnny crunch (johnny crunch), Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Midgets v Elephant looked amazing. I also sat through sumo wrestler v orangutan but really did need to go get ready to go out so I didn't stay for midget/elephant or man v giraffes and zebras :\

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Croaky voice aside, what the hell is wrong with Vermeil? He's jabbering a mile a minute, talking over Gumbel constantly...I SUSPECT DRUGS.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

wow I had no idea what Ryan Leaf's story was. That dude was a douche!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"GUYS the ad for next week's AMERICA'S GAME BEST SUPERBOWL TEAMS AS READ BY RANDOM CELEBRITIES totally RULES. It's for the '96 Packers and the clip they have for the promo is Brett Favre going, "Well, I guess, when you're takin' that many painkillers a day, I mean, that's how you know there's a problem." And that's it!!!

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 16th, 2006 8:10 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)"

HAHAHAHA YES!!!! When I saw this I died larfing. that Falcons/Cowboys playoff game you spoke of is like a microcosm for the misery of the franchise and is probz the team's most memorable failure. ps. EAT IT COWFAGS

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link

vermeil needs a lozenge but i'm luvvin the dude in the booth. when i heard his croak my first thought was "they need to get faulk in there" followed by "why isn't he a commentator anyway?" - he was voted smartest player in the league a few years back, the guy knows his stuff. i'd love to hear him doing this regularly imo.

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

aidsboys

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

vick is almost to 1000 yds, dude is a monster, romo looks like vinny testaverde back there compared to him.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

san diego state in the hizzouse.

Faulk isn't in the booth yet because he intends to play next year.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Man I wish I could watch this game. Looks amazing. Fucking Time Warner vs NFL shite.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Ade, Terrell's got me two touchdowns so far! :D

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Sunday, 17 December 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

:'(

deangelo hall sucks so bad.

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Snrub, I THINK next week (maybe the week after) is freebie week for NFLN on Time Warner actually, they worked out a deal with them to test market it and see what the response is. So, you will get to see some at least. Just not tonight :\

ps Dear NFLN:
Who the hell told you people that DEION "MR. IMPARTIAL NOT AT ALL CRAZY RANTS" SANDERS was an acceptable sub-in for Vermeil? I wish Faulk would rip his tongue out so he could get a word in edgewise.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

lol I kind of love it. this is either the best or worst possible game for Prime to be in the booth for, since he's still very involved w/both teams.

i think there's been rumblings of Martz getting faulk to come to detroit. that'd be awesome.

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my holy god wtf are the Falcons doing

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

This is reminding me of that crazy 48-47 Packers-Redskins game from WAY back ('83 or '84).

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This is reminding me of watching a cat eat a bug. You know how they just like put it in their mouth and make a face like "Oh god wtf am I doing?" and spit it back out and then the bug runs away but not very much and so the cat does it again, over and over, for about an hour until finally either the bug escapes or the cat gets a wild hair and finally bites into the bug.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAH hi dere Brett on my tv, talkin' 'bout yr painkillers some more. I hope the end of that story is that he was high as a kite off percoset during the '96 super bowl, and thought that they were actually playing an army of mutated giant cats.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"I thought I was choppin' fahrwood on my farm back in Kill."

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that Favre painkillers promo thing on youtube?

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

the story of that 96 team is really indescribably hilarious. i'd seen a seperate show about it a while back and the interview with the return guy who won MVP was so lol - the part of the super bowl he talked about most glowingly was how much he was anticipating doing the robot in the endzone. i don't know how to describe it.

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe we never talked about the prilosec commercial. HERE I AM WITH MY BUDDIES EATIN SOME CRAWDADDIES, HOOTIE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

OH GOD, COACH. I CAN SEE FOREVER.

xpost dude, I think pretty much all NFLN stuff was pulled from youtube :(

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I've been so blind-sided by the Dan Marino weight loss ads that I can't even think about the Brett Favre heartburn issue. I'm holding out hope that sometime soon we shall see Terry Bradshaw on a Cialis ad.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Bradshaw needs to be the new Smilin' Bob for Enzyte.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fuck this shit

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

:/ i mean it's pretty hilarious to me but fuck the Cowboys seriously.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

man you know what i like guys

maine coons

http://peter.stillhq.com/jasmine/blog/ny-maine-coon3.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

also this dude:

http://www.wnbc.com/2006/1213/10524309.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wnbc.com/2006/1213/10524309.jpg

"i've got a new nickname - SKINNY!!!!!!!"

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Sunday, 17 December 2006 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

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