what is that horrible smell

all those cruciferous vegetables start to give off sulfurous odors after they've cooked x amt of time -- I try to never prepare enough broccoli or cabbage to have leftovers.

exactly
overcooked broccolis are extremely powerfully reeky
freshly lightly cooked broccolis are tasty (not as tasty as they are raw though imo)

Nope, sorry, they still smell bad and taste bad when lightly cooked.

Steaming brocolli should be mandatory by law.
Cabbage leftovers are not too bad if they're placed in the fridge asap (aftter they've cooled down a bit).

broccoli is poison & should be outlawed, cooked or raw. Nation of VGrrl frowns on it.

wait wait wait a poster whose display name includes 'Vegemite' is trying to argue that broccoli is stinky? ?_?

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my sister used to cook broccoli daily and it stank to shit. never want to smell that putrid barf again.

many xposts

broccoli isnt so much stinky as evil wrong & must be stopped

My husband loves broccoli *sobs*

60 seconds of steam makes broccoli sweet and precious

people who steam broccoli, otoh, are disgusting savages

*snaps suspenders proudly*

people who eat broccoli = disgusting savages

sorry ilxors, but it's true

people who eat broccoli = healthy

...smell terrible, and have stuff between their teeth

:D

(joeks, I love youse all)

you know what else is terrible, is when yr teeth fall out due to scurvy

steamed broccoli also helps block cancer

cancer can't even handle the smell.

the farting drives it away

steamed broccoli could give hour long orgasms and glorious shiny stools and cure whatever but it would still taste like the worst kind of ass and I refuse to eat it. hmph

many xps - that was me with the gone over Siracha! Haha we do not use enough condiments it seems.

I would consider eating the worst kind of ass for an hour-long orgasm. Well, I would have considered it 20 years ago when my heart was strong enough to survive an hour-long orgasm.

broccoli is fucking delicious

^^^ real talk

save this talk for vegetables that deserve it, like okra

okra is the most vile vegetable

Your opinion is wrong.

xp vile indeed - it's so watery and mushy inside, and so tasteless

I would consider eating the worst kind of ass for an hour-long orgasm.

#463 on the list of 'Things Not To Say In A Swinger's Bar'

Okra isn't as good as broccoli, but it's good. And you can cook it as long as you want and nobody's going to say "what is that horrible smell"

many xps - that was me with the gone over Siracha! Haha we do not use enough condiments it seems.

― thejenny, Monday, December 5, 2011 4:33 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

No, it wasn't! It was Katie.

I love: broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, visits to Yellowstone Nat'l Park, and most of all: RUTABAGAS. FUCK YES.

!!! I did the same thing! I thought you were witness to my shame, but it must have been Jeff.

You know what I like? Parsnips. That's a good root vegetable.

parsnips are prtty gr8

Gonna also rep for broccoli, when its stinky and mushy, yr doing it rong basically. Lightly boiled/steamed, the sauteed in garlic and chilli, Italian-style. Aw yeah

^^^ dead to me, fyi

I do not are for broccoli 95% of the time but I will say that roasted broccoli is really good. Also, I like the stems much better than I like the bushy tops.

*care for

I like the stems too. I wonder if candying broccoli stems would produce horrors or delights. (If Tep can make candied olives, I can at least ponder candied broccoli.)

What is that horrible smell

(haha)

lol, yeah, I think that one may need to stay on the drawing board

you know, i currently have no srirachia in the house b/c what was left in the last bottle i had was ruined in the toasted sandwich incident. it was sitting on the counter a safe enough distance from the skillet, but the extended, extreme radiating heat caused the bottle to buckle, making me think of BPAs and stuff, so I threw it away.

I don't know what that horrible smell was, but it kind of smelled like wet fart covered with cheap cologne and filled the hallways and elevator in my apartment complex when I went out this morning.

BLOOD AND BONE FERTILIZER UUURRGHRHR.

I mean, it smells like what it basically is - death.

Oh mate, is that horrible smell you?

^^^^ a harsh things to say to someone imo. The implication is not so much that they caused the bad smell, but more that they ARE the bad smell, as if they embody whatever smelly smell that's currently assaulting you.

"If you were a bad smell, which bad smell would you be?"