if one of my employees brought me a crock pot full of soup, I would make them eat some of it in front of me to make sure it wasn't poisoned
nevar forget Gus Fring and Don Eladio
― William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
all those cruciferous vegetables start to give off sulfurous odors after they've cooked x amt of time -- I try to never prepare enough broccoli or cabbage to have leftovers.
― William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
exactlyovercooked broccolis are extremely powerfully reekyfreshly lightly cooked broccolis are tasty (not as tasty as they are raw though imo)
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link
Nope, sorry, they still smell bad and taste bad when lightly cooked.
― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
Steaming brocolli should be mandatory by law.Cabbage leftovers are not too bad if they're placed in the fridge asap (aftter they've cooled down a bit).
― yes this is the real (snoball), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
broccoli is poison & should be outlawed, cooked or raw. Nation of VGrrl frowns on it.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
wait wait wait a poster whose display name includes 'Vegemite' is trying to argue that broccoli is stinky? ?_?
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link
dealwithit.gif
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
my sister used to cook broccoli daily and it stank to shit. never want to smell that putrid barf again.
many xposts
― sir thermo of thinwall, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
broccoli isnt so much stinky as evil wrong & must be stopped
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
My husband loves broccoli *sobs*
― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link
60 seconds of steam makes broccoli sweet and precious
― William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
people who steam broccoli, otoh, are disgusting savages
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
*snaps suspenders proudly*
― William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
people who eat broccoli = disgusting savages
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
sorry ilxors, but it's true
people who eat broccoli = healthy
― OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
...smell terrible, and have stuff between their teeth
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
:D
(joeks, I love youse all)
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
you know what else is terrible, is when yr teeth fall out due to scurvy
steamed broccoli also helps block cancer
― OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
cancer can't even handle the smell.
― sir thermo of thinwall, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
the farting drives it away
― OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
steamed broccoli could give hour long orgasms and glorious shiny stools and cure whatever but it would still taste like the worst kind of ass and I refuse to eat it. hmph
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
many xps - that was me with the gone over Siracha! Haha we do not use enough condiments it seems.
― thejenny, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
I would consider eating the worst kind of ass for an hour-long orgasm. Well, I would have considered it 20 years ago when my heart was strong enough to survive an hour-long orgasm.
― William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
broccoli is fucking delicious
― step hen faps, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ real talk
― OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
save this talk for vegetables that deserve it, like okra
okra is the most vile vegetable
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
Your opinion is wrong.
― thejenny, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link
xp vile indeed - it's so watery and mushy inside, and so tasteless
― yes this is the real (snoball), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
I would consider eating the worst kind of ass for an hour-long orgasm.
#463 on the list of 'Things Not To Say In A Swinger's Bar'
― yes this is the real (snoball), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link
Okra isn't as good as broccoli, but it's good. And you can cook it as long as you want and nobody's going to say "what is that horrible smell"
― William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
― thejenny, Monday, December 5, 2011 4:33 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
No, it wasn't! It was Katie.
I love: broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, visits to Yellowstone Nat'l Park, and most of all: RUTABAGAS. FUCK YES.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link
!!! I did the same thing! I thought you were witness to my shame, but it must have been Jeff.
You know what I like? Parsnips. That's a good root vegetable.
― thejenny, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
parsnips are prtty gr8
― remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
Gonna also rep for broccoli, when its stinky and mushy, yr doing it rong basically. Lightly boiled/steamed, the sauteed in garlic and chilli, Italian-style. Aw yeah
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ dead to me, fyi
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
I do not are for broccoli 95% of the time but I will say that roasted broccoli is really good. Also, I like the stems much better than I like the bushy tops.
― thejenny, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
*care for
I like the stems too. I wonder if candying broccoli stems would produce horrors or delights. (If Tep can make candied olives, I can at least ponder candied broccoli.)
― William (C), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
What is that horrible smell
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
(haha)
lol, yeah, I think that one may need to stay on the drawing board
― William (C), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
you know, i currently have no srirachia in the house b/c what was left in the last bottle i had was ruined in the toasted sandwich incident. it was sitting on the counter a safe enough distance from the skillet, but the extended, extreme radiating heat caused the bottle to buckle, making me think of BPAs and stuff, so I threw it away.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link
I don't know what that horrible smell was, but it kind of smelled like wet fart covered with cheap cologne and filled the hallways and elevator in my apartment complex when I went out this morning.
― Walruses is dumb (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link
BLOOD AND BONE FERTILIZER UUURRGHRHR.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, it smells like what it basically is - death.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
Oh mate, is that horrible smell you?
― NotEnough, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 08:30 (twelve years ago) link
^^^^ a harsh things to say to someone imo. The implication is not so much that they caused the bad smell, but more that they ARE the bad smell, as if they embody whatever smelly smell that's currently assaulting you.
― NotEnough, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 08:31 (twelve years ago) link