CHICAGO: If Hepatitis C Were Attacking Your Face Instead of Your Liver You'd Be Doing Something About It

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It's literally "Two Times". Like if I said "The Detroit Red Wings are the greatest hockey club ever" and you agreed, you could say "Two times, man, two times." However, it's adaptable so if there's something you REALLY TOTALLY 110% agreed with, you could say "X000 times" which would be (more or less) the equivalent of "yes, yes, a thousand times yes".

Some dudes from the suburbs who I went to college with introduced the phrase to me. If I had to guess they stole it from some shitty hip-hop song.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i did not go to my 10 year reunion nor did i go to my 15 year reunion. i haven't spoken to anyone i went to high school with in two years when my best friend jon was in chicago two springs ago for work. we went to o'toole's in streeterville and got shit house wasted then taunted cbs2 sports anchor and former pittsburgh steeler mark malone who was drinking while probably getting ready for the 10 o'clock news.

i hadn't seen jon in 5 years at that point but we were together for 15 minutes and it was like we hadn't seen each other for 5 days.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't spoken to anyone i went to high school with in two years when my best friend jon was in chicago two springs ago for work

err, i haven't spoken to anyone i went to high school with in two years except for when my best friend jon was in chicago two springs ago for work

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Like if I said "The Detroit Red Wings are the greatest hockey club ever" and you agreed, you could say "Two times, man, two times."

PS: AND THEN WE WOULD HIGH FIVE

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

When would he kill you softly with his song?

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh shit! I forgot about that. Maybe that's where they got it from, though I still would guess it was in a Kool Keith rhyme or something.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah I was about to say: THE FUGEES?!?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

But, did Wyclef mean "I agree" when he sang that, or was it just some hype man type shit?

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW

I'm bored. Why am I still here?

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

All I do know is that it's impossible to listen to the Roberta Flack original without filling in the "1x, 2x" part, either in your head or out loud.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

later chicago, i got nothing but love for you.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ta ta

Off to do photos and then cupcakes and wine!

Calico (calico), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

see y'all on saturday. i am contemplating getting dressed up a wee bit, but it might just be embarrassing. we'll see.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the drummer who played with the Fugees when they did that tune on the MTV Music Awards was a big influence on me. Don't know who he was, only heard him on that one tune but he was bad as hell.

JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS JESSE AND I WILL BE HERE FOR THE FUCKING HOLIDAY.

Hey Kevin, do you want to hang out with me and Sayjal (the elf)? She's fun and sometimes I am too, so you're chances of having fun would be pretty good. We are hanging out on Sunday, probably dividing our time between food, booze and going to movies. I don't know what is happening on the 25th. I hope something, or I'll be saaaaaad. Wow. I am going to be sad.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

There was some beer left over in the fridge. I took one. Maybe it's because I haven't eaten since lunch, but I am a little tipsy.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

(Still at work.)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi, people. It's so late. I need to sleep.

I will be the first to work tomorrow, I know, because I can actually handle my liquor. My coworkers went out and got fucking TRASHED tonight. But not me. Oh no. I don't get trashed. No sir.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Buona Terra prix fixe = STILL A GREAT GOD DAMN DEAL

danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I learned things I did not know tonight, and things that no one would tell me if we weren't all really fucking pissed. (Except for me, obviously. I do not not get drunk.) Like that not only does my big over-boss love me, but my more immediate boss considers me the most important member of her team, and that her nightmare right now is that I will be moved to another department and given a huge raise. She's fighting to keep me in the SAME department and to give me a huge raise and a management position.

I think I would be an excellent manager. I can pretend to know what he's talking about like nobody's business. Sometimes people even believe me.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Learn to manage my Gap parka and then put that on your resume.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops. Sorry, that sounded bitchier than I meant it to.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:07 (seventeen years ago) link

(I know where the parka is. It's where you left it.)

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf are you talking about?

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

OH HOLY SHIT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

There's a coat of yours that's hanging in Julia's closet. It's not lost! I can bring it over tomorrow if you have time. Even if you don't, I can leave it outside the door. It's very warm.

Learn to manage my Gap parka and then put that on your resume.

Hey, eat me. I'm not trying to screw you, Jesse. I would love nothing more than to gie you back everything that belongs to you. I'm just poorly organized, is all. Did you think I meant to keep it? I don't even wear it. I wore it once, and left it in Julia's closet, and then forgot it existed. Which does not make me Mr. Responsibility, but I'm not trying to dick you out of a coat, either.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm talking about where my Gap coat is. I now know. Hint: It's where my Adidas shorts were.

this is now an xpost

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't get worked up. I know how that neither of us could us could be considered Mr. Responsiblity.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link

And I want to give you back your stuff too, not because I want to be done with you (I miss going out with you, actually) but because I feel bad that you left behind so much stuff at my house. The stack grows and grows.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Hint: It's where my Adidas shorts were.

Wherever your coat was, it was never on my ass.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Do I still have your shorts? If I do, I can give them back plus some. I don't think I have them.

But I take your point.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I am pretty sure I have not made a point in quite a while.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry, Jesse. For a lot of things. A lot of things that I've been honestly confused about. I knew you were pissed at me for some reason, but I could only guess why. I made your cat fat, and I wasn't the best at cleaning what quickly became a kind of stifling mess, and I'm just kind of an asshole in general. BUT YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT WAS MAKING YOU MAD. So I still don't know.

If it was the "asshole in general" part, I can't help you. Otherwise, I'd like to know what you don't like about me. In real life, I mean. I already know what you don't like about my internet persona. Not helpful in a real life scenario, though. Email me. Talk to me. I'm not retarded, I'm just not always good at making people as happy as they could be.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan, STFU. Any time I have been pissed at you in a very particular way, I would not express it here. I am certainly not pissed about the substantial feline weight gain.

If I didn't have to work in the morning I would buy you a drink tonight.

Merry Christmas and I will see you soon.

Now calm yourself.

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Believe it or not, I worry about what you think of me.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Get on Gmail and we might chat, assbutt.

Until then, Merry Xmas?

crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I am certainly not pissed about the substantial feline weight gain.

haha I'm glad. Because it was SUBSTANTIAL. I couldn't have done that on purpose if I'd tried.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm on gmail, but you're not. S'okay. I have to work tomorrow, too.

Merry Christmas, faggo.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 07:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Good morning, Chicago!

I'm going to die.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am certainly not pissed about the substantial feline weight gain.
This is the funniest thing I've seen since I woke up, 1.5 hours ago.

Kenan, we're all going to die eventually.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

But NOT LIKE THIS! I DON'T WANT IT TO END LIKE THIS!

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I'm still drunk.

This could be a lot worse. I just chatted with Kev, and he didn't go to sleep last night. I slept in my pants, but at least I slept.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Since I can't depart on that sour note...
(i kinda screwed this up, but you gotta love me for trying)
http://www.fauxto.com/edit/getImage.aspx?img=BBE57FC31034D3C57AC5411AB244127C

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I do!

We can form a fat cat owners group, Jesse.

This morning hasn't been the greatest for me. My mom called me this morning. The line was horribly scratchy. That's been happening whenever we have any rain, or even moisture for that matter. So it was really hard for us to hear each other. But the long and short of it is that she was all ready to go pick me up from the airport but needed to know which one and what time and why hadn't I given her this information yet? So I say, um, mom, I've told you this a million times, but I'm taking the TRAIN. We won't be there until 1:30 tomorrow afternoon. And she was like, "WHAT?! YOU WON'T BE HERE UNTIL TOMORROW?!" Whoopsies.

Maybe she'll at least be calmed down by then.

Hi, CHICAGO! Why didn't anyone ask about my photo shoot, you frackers?

Calico (calico), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with your photo shoot, Sarah.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Band photo shoot?

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Yep. Thanks for askin'. It was for a Reader article that's coming out next week. It was so much fun! All the photo shoots we've had in the past were ones we instigated. This time it was someone contacting us saying they needed to set up an appointment for our photo shoot. Of course, Nick, Ben & I were totally hyper and dorky about the whole thing and giggled through most of it.

Then I went and met Colette and another IndieBride and we ate a ton of cupcakes and drank wine.

Calico (calico), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooh, a Reader article! With photo! How about that!! Merry Christmas, FFs!

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Movin on up, yo. That's awesome.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, it's time for me to go fetch my parents. Stay awake, stay alive, don't drink and drive.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Awesome. It's b/c Mil3s Raym3r is the new music columnist for the Reader and he has seen you guys play w/ Mann3quin M3n, right?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link


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