J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

at some point someone will offer an actually legit young player and/or a v top draft pick

and no bynum is not actually legit

i'd take, like, kentucky's entire line up over brook lopez. i'd let howard walk and aim for the lottery over going "welp, i guess it's brook lopez then!"

i don't disagree, but at the moment, those two players -- lopez and bynum -- are the "centerpieces" of a potential trade for d. howard. in the abstract, yeah, someone should give a superstar in their prime for howard, but that's not what's happening at the moment.

chicago also wants in on the howard trade discussions, BTW. they really are offering noah and other pieces. i think what i read was "any two players on chicago's roster besides rose."

brook lopez was a 20 & 10 center two years ago

know he stunk it up last year but he's one of the few legit 7 footers in the liggue

I think orlando should trade dwight for kevin love

just to stick it to dwight

even if it didn't work out monetarily

sorry dwight, you're stuck in cold minnesota

DWIGHT HOWARD FOR MIKE MILLER AND JUWAN HOWARD

fair value!

im gonna go out on a limb and say today is the only day of the season that the espn nba page features a montage including greg oden and vince carter

cut to three months from now when they both tear their acls during warmups of a blazers / Knicks game

(u know Vince will end up 10th man on the Knicks you just know)

for the first day that NBA teams can talk to players about contracts and moving teams, things seem very quiet.

too quiet.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/05/sports/basketball/stephon-marbury-finding-success-and-serenity-in-china.html

I'm happy Marbury got his shit together somewhat.

aw that's a nice story!

you guys, can I talk about college hoops for a hot second

the #25 team in the country right now is... Harvard

o_O

a new era has dawned.

they beat two good ass teams down in cancun or aruba or wherever they were

i read this as, "they beat two good 'ass-teams.'"

well, florida state is a good ass team and a good, ass-team. so it fits.

they beat defending champs Utah, Florida State and Central Florida

totally boggling over here

maybe its just like some other school that has the same name

university of Harvard at dallas

or that place method man and redman went

only starbury could go to china

marbury uses a lot of semicolons when he speaks!

haha derrick rose sucks http://offthedribble.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/12/05/a-new-challenge-for-rose-and-the-bulls

if you can read that entire post you should prob just drive off a cliff

idk the expected outcome of that decision is p inefficient as far as remaining alive goes

sry that was a poorly formed joke, but u get the idea

if you can read that entire post you should prob just drive off a cliff

― v-shasty, Monday, December 5, 2011 8:48 PM (20 minutes ago)

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shit is boring & long, dawg -- hollinger's shit using SYNERGY SPORTS stats is cool cuz dude is funny & cynical

otherwise it reads like a term paper

lol it wasn't that long

i only slept 2 hours last night

shasty! no es bueno

as ur mod I instruct u to get more sleep than that

the video linked in it was pretty good and only took about a minute to watch

-_-

okay 1:40. watch it and go to bed j0rdan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO3Ug1J3TGw

guess the player!

• Awful shooter with penchant for blowing layups. Disastrous decision-maker.

would be kinda dope seeing if you could guess which team was being profiled just from the three bullet points for each player

aw i read that today but i cant remember the player, it's all a blur

ha is that someone who gets actual playing time

lol yes

m bison?

jonny flynn?

ha, good guess but no

i'll narrow it down -- the player is actually a quality NBA player with a projected PER over 15

hmm interesting

lebron lmao

haha otm