Russell Brand to host the Brit awards

British Female Solo Artist
Artist
Amy Winehouse
Corinne Bailey Rae
Jamelia
Lily Allen
Nerina Pallot

British Group
Arctic Monkeys
Kasabian
Muse
Razorlight
Snow Patrol

British Album
Amy Winehouse Back to Black
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Lily Allen Alright, Still
Muse Black Holes And Revelations
Snow Patrol Eyes Open

British Single Shortlist
Corinne Bailey Rae Put Your Records On Eliminated (Round 1)
The Feeling Fill My Little World Nominated
James Morrison You Give Me Something Eliminated (Round 2)
The Kooks She Moves In Her Own Way Eliminated (Round 1)
Leona Lewis A Moment Like This Eliminated (Round 2)
Lily Allen Smile Eliminated (Round 2)
Razorlight America Nominated
Sandi Thom I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker Eliminated (Round 1)
Snow Patrol Chasing Cars Nominated
Take That Patience Nominated
Will Young All Time Love Nominated

British Breakthrough Act
Corinne Bailey Rae
The Fratellis
James Morrison
The Kooks
Lily Allen

British Live Act
George Michael
Guillemots
Kasabian
Muse
Robbie Williams

International Male Solo Artist
Beck
Bob Dylan
Damien Rice
Jack Johnson
Justin Timberlake

International Female Solo Artist
Beyoncé
Cat Power
Christina Aguilera
Nelly Furtado
Pink

International Group
The Flaming Lips
Gnarls Barkley
The Killers
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Scissor Sisters

International Album
Bob Dylan Modern Times
Gnarls Barkley St Elsewhere
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
The Killers Sam's Town
Scissor Sisters Ta-Dah

International Breakthrough Act
Gnarls Barkley
Orson
The Raconteurs
Ray Lamontagne
Wolfmother

Outstanding Contribution To Music
Artist Presenter
Oasis Ringo Starr

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RUNNING ORDER

Start 8pm Finish 10pm

RUSSELL BRAND WELCOMES

PERFORMANCE: SCISSOR SISTERS - I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCING

AWARD: BRITISH LIVE ACT, PRESENTED BY KEITH ALLEN

PERFORMANCE: SNOW PATROL - CHASING CARS

AWARD: BRITISH BREAKTHROUGH ACT, PRESENTED BY JARVIS COCKER

AWARD: INTERNATIONAL BREAKTHROUGH ACT, PRESENTED BY TONI COLLETTE

PERFORMANCE: AMY WINEHOUSE - REHAB

AWARD: BRITISH MALE SOLO ARTIST, PRESENTED BY JOSS STONE

AWARD: INTERNATIONAL MALE SOLO ARTIST, PRESENTED BY ERIN O'CONNER AND ROLAND MOURET

PERFORMANCE: THE KILLERS - “WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG"

AWARD: BRITISH FEMALE SOLO ARTIST, PRESENTED BY JO WHILEY

AWARD: INTERNATIONAL FEMALE SOLO ARTIST, PRESENTED BY RICKY WILSON

PERFORMANCE: TAKE THAT - “PATIENCE"

AWARD: BRITISH GROUP, PRESENTED BY ANTHONY HEAD

AWARD:INTERNATIONAL GROUP, PRESENTED BY SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR AND STEVEN TYLER

PEFORMANCE: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS -“DANI CALIFORNIA"

AWARD: INTERNATIONAL ALBUM, PRESENTED BY SIMON PEGG AND NICK FROST

PERFORMANCE: CORRINE BAILEY RAE - “PUT YOUR RECORDS ON"

AWARD: BRITISH SINGLE (VOTED LIVE ON AIR BY VIEWERS), PRESENTED BY ALLEN CARR

AWARD: MASTERCARD BRITISH ALBUM, PRESENTED BY SEAN BEAN

PEFORMANCE: OASIS - “CIGARETTES & ALCOHOL"/“MEANING OF SOUL"/“MORNING GLORY"/DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER"/“ROCK AND ROLL STAR"

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Wow.

British Male Solo Artist
James Morrison

British Female Solo Artist
Corinne Bailey Rae

British Group
Arctic Monkeys

British Album
Snow Patrol Eyes Open

British Single Shortlist
Take That Patience

British Breakthrough Act
Lily Allen

British Live Act
Robbie Williams

International Male Solo Artist
Jack Johnson

International Female Solo Artist
Pink

International Group
Scissor Sisters

International Album
The Killers Sam's Town

International Breakthrough Act
Gnarls Barkley

So far...

"You are sadly mistaken, it's all Arctic Monkeys round their way."

No it fuckin' ain't.

Sadly I don't think anyone got my Sting-Accountants joke.

And the rest was almost as embarrassing as the Mick/sam one.

all of the music was uniformly bad, all of the winners were vile privately educated corporate drones with shit music, but the funny thing was how in awe of the mid-90s it was. nelly furtado said her favourite acts were all british -- pulp, blur, postishead... a bit like saying your fave producer is timbaland i suppose.

but with oasis and take that on board too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkKhe8j0G2c

xp

I wacthed it, or started watching it, because "I am interested in pop music".

i like to know what all the hip kids are listening to.

i did watch the daily show during some of the brits.

i think joss was in an american movie. could be trying it as an actress.

surely you knew that already

It's sort of why I switched off after a bit.

And I suppose it's why I kept flicking back from time to time.

I just couldn't get into Bolton and Arsenal, although I'm sure it was quite good.

The audience seemed quite shocked at Russell B taking the piss out of Robbie W.

I still want to know how come no-one involved in making The Verdict seems to have noticed that Jeffrey Archer isn't actually eligible for jury service 'cos he's been in nick within the last 10 years....

that's ilx in a nutshell

So they couldn't find anyone else that middle aged folks had heard of who is eligible for jury service?

(I know it wasn't real, obv.* - but surely the object of the exercise was to make it as real as poss., using a jury who were a reasonable cross-section of the population who by some extraordinary coincidence just happened to be celebrities and to therefore appeal to as large a proportion of the population as possible?)

* - I'm wasn't 100% sure that all of the jurors realised this 'though

Is it just 10 yrs? I thought it was: criminal conviction = ineligible for life.

Apparently not.

"Isn't that for "being an MP"..?" I don't know abouit that, but I'm not sure the Conservatives have even allowed him to rejoin the Party.

He is a Lord 'though, isn;t he? Doesn't that make him not only ineligible to be an MP (didn't Anthony Wedgwood Benn have to disavow his own title in order to become / remain an MP?) but also again make him ineligible for jury service?

It would be a bit of a joke if, as a Peer, he is member of the ultimate Court Of Appeal whilst simultaneously being ineligibe for jury service - but then Lord Archer's entire life seems to have been filled with such incongruities.