Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

-- GALKIN (GALKI...), December 4th, 2006. (later)

-- teeny (teenydream...), Today 11:36 PM. (teeny) (later) (link)

Hey, Steve, how would you rewrite this sentence: "I'm a fanny"?

-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeballkick...) (webmail), December 5th, 2006 1:23 AM. (Eyeball Kicks) (later) (admin)

I'd probably rewrite it as: "Kiss my ass"

-- steve schneeberg (steve.schne...) (webmail), December 5th, 2006 1:29 AM. (steve go1dberg) (later) (admin)

-- lexpretend (lexusjee...), December 5th, 2006.

Sexual experience precludes hobbies. Just in adolescence and early adulthood or throughout a whole life? What about married audiophiles with $200k hi-fis, or fishermen, or anything? Once you've had sex you can't be arsed with culture or interests anymore so you just watch bad evening TV when not having sex?

-- Sick Mouthy (njsouthal...), December 5th, 2006.

the RIAA come round and bum you personally

-- sede vacante (n...), December 5th, 2006.

my life's been downhill all the way since i got laid

-- tissp! (tissp2...), December 5th, 2006.

as if those questions need to be answered. go ahead and pretend there's no correlation between teenage virginity and passionate, time consuming hobbies. we were both teenage virgins once, nick.

-- hm (mi...), December 5th, 2006.

Speak for yourself. I'm from Devon and had several pet dogs as a child.

-- Sick Mouthy (njsouthal...), December 5th, 2006.

(courtesy of forksclovetofu)

"nothing, he was too weak to talk, because he had been poisoned by a radioactive isotope that is deadly when ingested!"

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), December 5th, 2006.

what is awesome

that german pic is possibly the single funniest thing i've ever seen on excelsior though - just made me spurt my drink up my nose, which hurt, but was so worth it.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 5th, 2006 8:39 PM. (marmotwolof)

He Man sings 4 Non Blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1s

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1150519505053.jpg

"oh twoleftpaws"

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WHO IS IT? [admin: bloglink 86'd]
-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 5th, 2006.

Answers
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
-- John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (johnjuste...), December 5th, 2006.

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 5:58 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

31. Maria showed scott how to post pictures.

-- grady (goforgrad...), December 7th, 2006. (later)

and yes omg he-man sings
tears in eyes for 4:28 min

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

Actually I've never asked Tracer how he got into Brown, maybe he's an alaskan bushman too

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

I DO NOT HAVE ALASKAN BUSHMAN GENETICS I HAVE OHIO-MINNESOTAN BUSHMAN GENETICS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

(huge flamewar wherein my comments are repeatedly misinterpreted as being against affirmative action in six five etc)

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

TOMBOT: KEEPIN A BRUTHA DOWN SINCE 2001

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

Centuries of Tolkein and intermittent Lutheran influence from the Honkies has shaped the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman culture into its modern form. Computer science, German opera and Dr. Who Slash are the principal arts among the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman tribe.

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

did you see what I did there guys
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006.

You're a retard.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 8th, 2006.

was the CIA involved?

[link]

[link]

-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), Today 6:16 PM. (PEW) (later) (link)

Answers

lennon hired chapman to kill him so he wouldn't have to live in a world with you.

-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), Today 6:18 PM. (deep space nine) (later) (link)

To get to the other side?

-- David RER (quoteidio...), Today 6:51 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

and there's a BRO talking on his cell phone, bragging to his friend about the strip club he went to last night and how socal has "dude, so many oriental girls here."

-- paresthesia hilton (jb...), December 8th, 2006. (get bent)

Answers

No eyepatch?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 8th, 2006. (Ned)

asia will blow his fucking MIND, bro.

-- Jessie the Monster (meeea...), December 8th, 2006. (scarymonster)

I dont like watching an undead 3D model in an evening gown run awkwardly down hallways for hours at a time for a fleeting external environment money shot

― oPal, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:01 AM (10 hours ago)

what game is this a reference to?

― zappi, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:59 AM (5 hours ago)

last year at marienbad HD

― Mordy, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 7:01 AM (5 hours ago)

pretty good one from the Games thread

will no one think of the adult straight dudes???

All day.

― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 1:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

will no one think of Gwyneth Paltrow?

I don't know what tumblr whites is but it sounds like a dryer setting.

― M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 17:26 (37 minutes ago) Permalink

haha what thread?

tumblr whites lemonade

Texts from Bennett, LBI

Ta!

denial is just kind of sad past a certain point, even from a total asshole.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:03 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

:--------------------)

― amon, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

The Suarez Report is weirdly engrossing. Quite amusing reading references to Mr. Kuyt and so on

― Number None, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:07 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

I'm sure that was done for his benefit

― slightly upwards of (once a lifetime is ample), Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:40 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink