that's the one with "bennett's got a baby" on it, isn't it
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Monday, 5 December 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
I got into a Facebook dialogue with the guy behind the Karen and Ellen Letters. He was claiming that Mark the landlord "exaggerated about 10-15% of what's in there" -- which confused me, because that would suggest that the letters are not original copies. So now I feel like maybe the letters are rooted in events that really happened but that Mark imaginatively "reconstructed" them years later.
― dyao think i'm sexy (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
the tumblr with the real IM conversations between a cat and his owner is much better
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link
link?
― Mordy, Monday, 5 December 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://louisvsrick.com/
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
Oh man, I love this.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, 5 December 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
Err, the Louis v. Rick thing obv.
start from the first convo
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
that site is just giving me serious flashbacks of the SNL sketches with amy poehler as a little girl constantly bothering her stepdad "rick...rick...riiiiick"
― Mr. Stevensome #dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Monday, 5 December 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
omg
"maybe I don't have time for this"
"you lick your balls all day"
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, 5 December 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
"that's more than a little insensitive and you know why"
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 December 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
yes
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, 5 December 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
seeing this transform from like some funny jpegs posted to a Tumblr to like "MY AGENT IS HELPING ME TURN THIS INTO BOOK DEAL ASPIRATIONAL SITE with WACKY NEW LOGOZ and watermarks on the pictures and CHECK MY FACEBOOK LIKES cheesebruger have has cheebruger" is p disheartening
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 05:52 (twelve years ago) link
in b4 "OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY"
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link
well tbf it was never funny
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:00 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:01 (twelve years ago) link
also, if this is "real" how does a 17 year old know what "capn save a ho" is?
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link
texts from benbbag
― my ruffalo-gosling boy (t. silaviver), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:04 (twelve years ago) link
xpost = surely is an actual teenager and not the creation of a 31 year old hip-hop geek
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:05 (twelve years ago) link
Yo son dis breaking bad episode is live from acknickolous land and this text comes from the red, the balck and teh green, sissyyyyy
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:06 (twelve years ago) link
i'm 17
I share yr distaste for this thing but ^^^ that's a dumb question
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:14 (twelve years ago) link
probably heard it on some TED talks
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link
btw nice try here man but c'mon now
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:19 (twelve years ago) link
lol i opened this thread totally prepared for BOOK DEAL?????
― shaane, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:23 (twelve years ago) link
hey, aerodick, i can't blame dude for cashing in, obv, but he doesn't have to look so corny doing it. His hypothetical book advance will probably be more than what he made from 10 years of record sales combined. In the very unlikely event that Bennett is real, there's not a single publishing house in the world that would willingly navigate the legal landmine of publishing a book of someone's texts without their knowledge.
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link
presumably in an age when people take dozens of pictures of themselves every day and share as many of their opinions with as many people as possible young Bennett could be persuaded to get over feeling like his privacy has been violated by getting a cut of the advance. that's a non-issue this is fake as fuck obv. also please note that you can now buy HUSTLA DA RABBIT t-shirts from the site so in conclusion fuck everything.
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:38 (twelve years ago) link
also, OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY
― judith, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link
although i think you forgot TRUCKERHAT
y'know whiney you could double your free time (or cut your calories in half lol lol blah blah blah) if you just didn't bother with any 'zings' that had even a whiff of narcissism of small differences to them, cf that weak shit you were throwing my way on twitter last night.
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link
by getting a cut of the advance.
probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link
thread is drowning in zings
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
dayold yearold zings
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
haha why do you think youd have any real frame of reference for what a 'real' teenager knows or doesnt know??
― ~*~ (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
in Lamp's world of young people
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
bonus: some dude def not butthurt at my "weak zing" that he's responding to twice now
can't believe this white dude with a beard who's really into hip-hop got a book deal on his tumblr about... hipster puppies
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
missing the point again
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
that's like literally the exact opposite of what i was saying
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
all I want for christmas is the sb button back
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
― ~*~ (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/ also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt
― ~*~ (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
itt: white dude into hip-hop & who has a tumblr white book deal goes after another white dude into hip hop who also has a tumblr white book deal
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
is it true sonned wite tumblr beef
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
here's the thing - these guys are white and they like hip-hop
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/
otm
also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt
i mean, one one hand, who cares if I'm "right," it's a fun way to explore the internet.
on the other hand, yes, Lamp you're definitely correct, a 17-year-old child who isn't savvy enough to not throwing around n-bombs all day or fuck homeless ladies in the garage is definitely spending his evenings hunched over his high speed internet connection learning about Dru Down and Blahzay Blahzay on Spotify
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
how did those dogs even buy sunglasses
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
white rap beard
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
beard haha tumblr i mean
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:24 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
hip-hop subway beard tumblr you know
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:25 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
itt: rap beard tumblr puppie
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:27 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
i cant believe we're even debating whether or not Bennett is a real person
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
iirc we are debating whether or not whiney is a real person
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link