itt liverpool not winning things; sandbox i love football

Also on offer in the Chelsea's January sales - Paulo Ferreira. I'd forgotten he existed.

does he have a stereotypical shitty brazilian footballer attitude/eating disorder?

RIP Socrates.

if vela is the mexican rooney, then who is the english chicharito?

not gonna be able to catch the game until tomorrow but if the line up isn't
-----------------reina------------------
johnson-----skrtel---agger------enrique
------------henderson--adam-------------
kuyt-------------bellamy---------maxi
-----------------suarez-----------------

i'm gonna need a written explanation from king kenny. Perhaps downing for kuyt is the only acceptable difference. Cue Carroll starting and bagging a hat trick.

michael owen xp

if vela is the mexican rooney, then who is the english chicharito?

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d bent

Hmmmm, needs somebody more boyish, the young Owen might have sufficed if he hadn't been such a boring joyless git

you'd be joyless too if you were REDACTED

Reina, Johnson, Enrique, Skrtel, Agger, Henderson, Adam, Spearing, Bellamy, Carroll, Suarez

lol?

Feel like this is a huge test tonight. Win and there's a huge top/bottom split that likely won't be bridged again this season; lose and there we are in the middle ground, could go either way, season of transition type-of-thing.

nah that gap won't be bridged this year nor next regardless of tonight

wild conjecture

It shouldn't be but bear in mind this has been a longish undefeated run. If it ends with us in middle ground, then there's a slump, the season could feel pretty dispiriting come new year. Spurs doing the good run thing the right way imo.

So who is Tony Hart then?!

Beloved creator of Morph?

HI RONAN

Good start here both teams with good chances

Actually now that i say that, it occurs to me that Tony Hart didn't create Morph he just hung out with him

yeah good game so far. liverpool have had some disappointing results this year and they won't finish fourth but they are definitely playing better football under the current regime than they have for many moons.

carroll btwn two pacy tricksters- kenny gets it

dembele on fire

RIISE BELLAMY

Carroll's looking a bit more assured. When he does get it under control he could take his time a bit more, have a look round, because he does tend to bounce his man off a yard - he gets rid immediately, like he's always worried about being caught out.

Lovely from Suarez, he didn't even drag it back but sold his man totally.

just thinking that about riise bellamy yeah...golf clubs ahoy

Swallez

ya

why did bellamy not catch that ball? he seemed to be on the ball then just..ran out of play

jay spearing is actually playing right? by which i mean he is on the pitch/teamsheet?

Pass by him to a Fulham shirt two mins ago was disgraceful

Homely lad, number 20? Yeah he's out there somewhere

Jeez, that's unlucky

how the fuck? lol

Riise in ACRES

Peach of a crowd reaction shot to that Henderson effort, ho ho

the concept of controlling a game is not a familiar one to this lfc team

This'd be the thread for mentioning The Blizzard, wouldn't it? Cos issue 3 came out last week and has a brilliant interview with Egil Olsen. Communism, long balls, Roberto Martinez, Wimbledon, Jostein Flo and:

at one point I knew the capitals of
all the 90 departments of France. Though
with Norwegian pronunciation. That’s
when you know you’re reasonably insane.

HI RONAN

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yes this is drog

Ray Wilkins is pretty #based

lol what a strange feud there, deuce is RAGING

brad guzan to start for villa now huh

dan m

liverpool aren't going to win this...

I wish they had scored from that dodgy corner

xps si?

PENALTY REF!

PENALTY!

REF!

lol