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I was assuming that the hard end of the egg was the end that is in the bottom of the carton.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah dar1a, Very totally sounds like a greatest hits collection but in album form!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that sounds like some suspect shit right there with the egg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

AAAGH GIGANTIC OUTBREAK STORIES Y U ALWAYS GOTTA BREAK ON THURSDAZE?

xxxp - i would have sex with all of this white nerds

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M A MAN NOT A DISCO BALL

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

also fuck all of you for ruining my egg dream and discouraging me. this is just like high school.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

stay the fuck away from peter pan and great value peanut butterz dudes

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ooooh is it bugs? cockroaches?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

tinkerbell vomit?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

lol peanut butter

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

there are ALWAYS bugs in peanut butter

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

SALMON-ELLA

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

also lol @ horribly tattered federal food safety net outbreak history may go back to AUGUST 2006?!?!?!?!

it's salmonella

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"Mark" is going to give me a Duration: 30 Men's Haircut at the Verizon Center location today. Online haircut booking is much, much more painful than online anything-to-do-with-food-or-dry-goods. Who knew?

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i like salmonella, it has a nice sounding name.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, Tom, I'll see you at 6:30 for your blow and dry.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it's a good one, although listeria monocytogenes is def. the most hardass-sounding of foodborne pathogens

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

peter pan PB is worth the risk!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

that should be their new advertising slogan, no doubt.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

listeria monocytogenes is the brian dawkins of foodborne pathogens, but not very pretty sounding.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

pete you could probably handle it actually. you'd get sick as a motherfucker but likelihood is you wouldn't die.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

didn't tombot say PB was overrated on the overrated thread? Dude's a fuckin food borne illness psychic.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know what the fuss is about, it's "great value" not "least contaminated"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

salmonella only kills people who can't drink enough drinks to keep up with their poop action

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

just remember to bring a couple or three liters of seltzer with you to the bathroom you'll be fine

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah perfect!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"salmonella only kills people who can't drink enough drinks to keep up with their poop action"

http://www.betterworld.net/quotes/portraits/koop.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

KOOP ACTION

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kotb.com/conference_pg/Koop.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

HALP

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

guys no

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Local stores removing potentially tainted peanut butter

http://www.mtv.com/onair/beavisandbutthead/images/overdrive/70x53/tainted_meat.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"It tastes like good peanut butter to me," he said

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly beavis & butt-head are responsible for all these salmonella

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

WE ALL LOVE PEANUT BUTTER (say it) WE ALL LOVE PEANUT BUTTER

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/peanutbutter.html

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man those gi joe things were ebaumsworld right?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

nothing in the world originated at ebaumsworld, dude, nothing is ebaumsworld, that dude just steals the entire internet and puts it on his website.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

oh awesome http://ebaumsworld.com/tags/gijoe/

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry, I know that tainted peanut butter and prison rape should not be joked about.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

how the hell did fenslerfilms get C&D'd on those but Eric Bauman can do whatever he wants, is what I don't get.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

racism

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

it's just sad because the C&D means that there will be no more ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you should have some peanut butter on lettuce to make you feel better

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you should blow me

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

not sure how that would work. little girls have sinks and little boys have faucets.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

cryinggame.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for the history lesson, Mr. Wizard!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I THINK IT IS OFFICIALLY TIME TO BRING BACK CRYING GAME JOKES

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

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