OMG Milo has a gun!!!

"varmints"

actually, my dad hunted and i grew up with firearms and ammunition lying around. plus i was a crazy only child; thank god i didn't pop any caps in any asses.

I am also a part of the ILX gun-toting demographic.

I own several guns (Ruger revolver, Walther PPK, a Walther .22 with built-in laser sight, etc.), but this was actually ammo for a borrowed Beretta PX4 pistol. I felt like going to an indoor range and shooting at turkey-shaped targets.

A family friend who teaches concealed-carry classes for the state offered to let me take one for free, but I declined. I'd never carry one unless I got a job with the Secret Service and/or MI6.