I can't keep my eyes open

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jam some toothpicks in your eyelids to hold them open...works like a charm.

― thebingo (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

keep refreshing ile. an interesting thread might get you through the day.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Where are you now Mark H, a lonely nation turns its eyes to you.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

almost, there's still a slight throbbing. no i'm not going to the dentist before anyone asks.

i'm relying on an interesting ile thread, nothing forthcoming so far. including this one. natch.

― Ste (fuzzy), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

exispost, i snore though. if i fall asleep i'll be rumbled for sure

― Ste (fuzzy), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Slap yourself on the face.
Then wiggle your head from right to left.
Then beat yourself in the stomach.
Then stomp around the office and make some monkey noises.

This should make your boss give you the rest of the day off.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't people only snore when they sleep on their backs? I heard someone say that recently.

― nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm getting through on green tea and Funkadelic and, err, grinding my teeth. Yeah. I am a mathematical machine. The median income of sub prime fixed mortgage rate applications in the Greater London Area is X the N divided by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

― in the case of masonic attack (kate), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't people only snore when they sleep on their backs? I heard someone say that recently.
-- nathalie (wotwotwo...), February 21st, 2007.

makes it more likely.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i often fall asleep in cinema and theatres and ph34r that i may have snored.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

An Age of Deference

could be a pip, Ste.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

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