but yes u are a contrarian bastard, just because a team are one-man doens't mean they operate even with that man
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
pretty sure the one-man team thesis will be put to the test at some point this season, as if Theo's 134 assists and that one goal Gervinho scored haven't disproved it already
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
and Arshavin did that thing. It was a few years back, but...
― Number None, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
1 David Silva Manchester City 82 Juan Mata Chelsea 73 Samir Nasri Manchester City 64 Emmanuel Adebayor Tottenham Hotspur 5 James Milner Manchester City 5 Ashley Young Manchester United 5 Micah Richards Manchester City 5 Gervinho Arsenal 59 Mark Gower Swansea City 4 Frank Lampard Chelsea 4 Ivan Klasnic Bolton Wanderers 4 Robin Van Persie Arsenal 4 Chris Brunt West Bromwich Albion 4 Alex Song Arsenal 4 Theo Walcott Arsenal 4 Nani Manchester United 4 Yaya Touré Manchester City 4 Gabriel Agbonlahor Aston Villa 4 Gareth Bale Tottenham Hotspur 4 Aaron Ramsey Arsenal 4
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:18 (twelve years ago) link
one-man-team's second-best-player can't even do his nominated job any better than one-man
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
holding yr own alongside Chris Brunt and Mark Gower is nothing to sneeze at
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
1 Robin Van Persie Arsenal 142 Sergio Agüero Manchester City 113 Edin Dzeko Manchester City 104 Wayne Rooney Manchester United 9 Yakubu Aiyegbeni Blackburn Rovers 9 Demba Ba Newcastle United 97 Emmanuel Adebayor Tottenham Hotspur 7 Daniel Sturridge Chelsea 7 Mario Balotelli Manchester City 710 Heidar Helguson Queens Park Rangers 6 Jermain Defoe Tottenham Hotspur 6 Frank Lampard Chelsea 6 Ivan Klasnic Bolton Wanderers 6 Rafael Van der Vaart Tottenham Hotspur 6 Javier Hernández Manchester United 616 Darren Bent Aston Villa 5 Steve Morison Norwich City 5 Gabriel Agbonlahor Aston Villa 5 Gareth Bale Tottenham Hotspur 5 Shane Long West Bromwich Albion 521 John Terry Chelsea 4 Mikel Arteta Arsenal 4 Grant Holt Norwich City 4 Jonathan Walters Stoke City 4 Sebastian Larsson Sunderland 4 David Silva Manchester City 4 Adam Johnson Manchester City 4 Anthony Pilkington Norwich City 4 Franco Di Santo Wigan Athletic 4 Luis Suárez Liverpool 4 Danny Graham Swansea City 4
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
that's from prior to this weekend, he now has 5 assists
― nakhchivan, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
did arteta score any of those 4 for everton? cos if so.....
who nakh feo or rvp
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
weird absence of wolves players from both lists
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
rvp xp
kinda wonder why someone playing alongside lethal finishers like gervinho, walcott and the retired former russia #10 hasn't got even more assists tho
― nakhchivan, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
because all of those natural replacements for rvp are being played on the wings ochone ochone the waste
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
maybe they could paint a big bullseye on Gervinho's forehead
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
Robin van Persie Arsenal FC 1174 14 5 61.79Gervinho Arsenal FC 819 3 5 102.4Marouane Chamakh Arsenal FC 114 1 0 114.0Thomas Vermaelen Arsenal FC 542 3 1 135.5Theo Walcott Arsenal FC 1047 2 5 149.6Alexandre Song Arsenal FC 966 1 4 193.2Aaron Ramsey Arsenal FC 1129 1 4 225.8Mikel Arteta Arsenal FC 982 3 1 245.5Tomas Rosicky Arsenal FC 290 0 1 290.0Carl Jenkinson Arsenal FC 384 0 1 384.0Andrey Arshavin Arsenal FC 515 1 0 515.0Andre Santos Arsenal FC 669 1 0 669.0
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link
that's actually not as bad as i thought tbh
Vermaelen the stand-out replacement for injury prone RVP there
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
spurs have five players more effective than theo, but nobody as good as one-man
spurs are a five-man team
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:26 (twelve years ago) link
as my brother pointed out we've now scored as many goals as RVP which makes us a 7 or 8 man team iirc
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
wolves are gonna struggle, looking at the stats
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
it really means you're an eight-man-not-as-good-as-one-good-man team
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
i'm well aware of that thank u very much
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
i wanted 2 b sure
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
anyway, maybe we shd go in for Theo in January, his prolific assist rate wd soon have us climbing the table
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.everythingwolf.com/shop/productimages/wolf_awareness_2011_tshirt.jpg
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
right i'm up in 6 hrs that jpg will have to serve as signing off
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
yeh i shd try to sleep, will count Theo crosses or something
― Julie Lagger, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
i r defeated
― big popppa hoy, Monday, 5 December 2011 07:36 (twelve years ago) link
testify beatch
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 07:48 (twelve years ago) link
i change my mind.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01759/Wojciech-Szczesny_1759942b.jpg
― m. yeux, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
I hear last night RVP didn't play and Arsenal lost
― ken c, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link