thread for fake Childish Gambino lines

The industry created this monster, no HR Giger
My shorty need to loosen up, she need some Dickens Cider

She was hot like Pam Anderson, well hello sailor
Went and whipped out my tool time like I'm Tim Taylor

well hello sailor

not even childish gambino would say this

got that green album in my hash pipe, i'm a smoker not a weezer
no cuomo but i'm stalkin' all these asian ivy leaguers
i'm all over tumblr like lesbians who look like bieber
make you bi if you let me say hi to your beaver