what is the best Jolly Rancher?

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FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Raspberry/ Cherry / Lemon.

Jelly Bellies all taste like shit. It's all about Starburst Jelly Beans.

the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

true

trainwrecked (sanskrit), Saturday, 17 February 2007 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

apple is teh greatest.

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 17 February 2007 07:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also: has anyone ever had the phenomenon of artificial green apple flavoring making them cough uncontrollably?


and: see also: banana laffy taffy

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 17 February 2007 07:33 (seventeen years ago) link

apple doods r OTM. watermelon jolly rancher is such a weird flavor.

ian (orion), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Well I am glad I only have to kill two other people for all the cherries in the noize jolly rancher bag.

METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYONE WHO HAS NOT SAID "FIRE" IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY WRONG

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Saturday, 17 February 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish they still sold jolly ranchers in the uk. was the fire flavour some kind of cinnamon or did it, you know, actually taste of fire?

stevie (stevie2), Monday, 19 February 2007 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

LEMON!! num num. these are bad for my teeth though. so much sugar.

Did you guys ever put Jolly Ranchers in Zimas? Oh 1993, if only I had known at the time how hilarious you were.

I hear they still rock drinks like this in parts of the dirty south. except try sprite, jolly ranchers and promthezine.

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i never had fire! is it like a fireball?

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Imagine cinammon red-hots concentrated into a pure syrup, then poured into the shape of a Joly Rancher stick. SO SO HOT SO SO AWESOME

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

orange dudes, orange. it used to appear in the original bag assortment slightly less frequently than its look-alike, peach (or maybe it just seemed that way).

more importantly, did anyone ever actually see a butter JR?

69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah also fire was awes

69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I got them rainbow colors in my cup
Jolly Ranchers man that shit be good as fuck
That's that syrup motherfucker that's that syrup (Gettin blowed)
That's that syrup motherfucker that's that syrup (I'm blowed)

Sippin on syrup cause I love to lean
I'm high as fuck cause I'm puffin green
And I got more amphetamines, than Eckerds and Walgreens
I get high, as I park my, park my drop on the curb
I'm smokin on that blueberry yeah I gots that good herb
And when you come to H-town just hit me on the phone (Hello)
And I'ma come and pick yall up and we gone smoke and zone (Where yall at)
Cause you know I got that good weed and I got that purple drank
Its one twenty for an eighth and two forty for a pint
I got money in the bank so I ball like that
Got 20's on my car, on my car like that
Hit them all like that we ball like that
I'll fuck yo hoe and wont call her back
That's how we do it baby
I gotta keep it real
Oops my bad I'm like Bun B I gotta keep it trill
And I dont pop no pills
I drop, I drop my trunk
So you can see my neon light and hear them speakers bump (Boom-Boom)
They call me Lil' Flip (Lil' Flip) I'm leanin to the left
I'm like the Ying Yang Twins, sippin this sippin this syrup by myself

and what (ooo), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link


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