I can't think of a question!

I wish I could lunchbooze you, er, with you.

My boss keeps cans of beer in our office fridge.

oh man, if I lunch boozed I'd come back to the office and actually tell people what I thought of them. eep!

This one girl at this one bank I talk to often totally called me out the other day. I slipped and called her "dude", she was like "how many beers did you have with lunch?". Also she has one of those phone-cute voices and I really want to meet her.