thread for fake Childish Gambino lines

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sandbox posting is the art of pretend ignorance

v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

"deerhunter is a buzzband??"

- signed ilx's #1 chillwave stenographer

v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

does that mean є(٥_ ٥)э is lamp? i still have no idea who almost anybody is

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

indeed

v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

speak to different demographics... Slim Shady
whose line's it anyway... Wayne Brady

Chris S, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

New England girls? Their donuts I'm dunkin'
Midwest girls? I'm smashin' their pumpkins
California girls? I got a little somethin'
I'm ginnin' their juice with Snoop and a blumkin

OH NOES, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

sandbox posting is the art of pretend ignorance

you not getting this is why i was surprised you knew who the lead singer of deerhunter was in the first place, i guess

є(٥_ ٥)э, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

not getting what

v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

The industry created this monster, no HR Giger
My shorty need to loosen up, she need some Dickens Cider

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

She was hot like Pam Anderson, well hello sailor
Went and whipped out my tool time like I'm Tim Taylor

Mordy, Monday, 5 December 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

well hello sailor

not even childish gambino would say this

regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Monday, 5 December 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

got that green album in my hash pipe, i'm a smoker not a weezer
no cuomo but i'm stalkin' all these asian ivy leaguers
i'm all over tumblr like lesbians who look like bieber
make you bi if you let me say hi to your beaver

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Monday, 5 December 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link


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