would suck for bron tho!
― k3vin k., Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
bet he would get free disney world passes tho
― q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
hes just gonna have to deal w/that
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
bet they would let him be a voice in a pixar movie
― q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
he could just buy disney world and live in it.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
its all abt the perks
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
it would be cool to try and sleep on space mountain while it's moving.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
lebron james presents epcot center, and its just exhibits about ladies he's boned in different countries he's been in THINK ABT IT
― q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
I don't want to visit Epcock.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 4 December 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
paugasol Pau Gasol Great workout with @kevinlove and @russwest44 ! I can't wait to start working out with my team and face this season full of motivations!2 Dec
replete with motivations!
― k3vin k., Sunday, 4 December 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
by "my team," is pau referring to the lakers or the team the lakers will trade him to?
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 December 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
yes.
― Aimless, Sunday, 4 December 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link
pau's going to be a great addition to the raptors.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 December 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
hey j0rdan or whoever has insider, would you mind posting hollinger's player profiles for the blazers today?
sorry to everybody else in the thread who has to deal with 20 pages of text about nicolas batum.
― clay, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
wait, who's j0rdan?
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
(i mean, what name is j0rdan posting under in this temporary forum?)
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link
aqui
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
yeah clay i got you
okay, v-shasty is j0rdan. i can't keep things straight with the temporary forum names.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5bYPj.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/xOALK.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/GDHgv.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/N47wJ.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/tfmZh.png
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
wow so professional! thanks!
― clay, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jNyOQ.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/rCFc3.pngcamby:http://i.imgur.com/8x9DQ.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/WnolP.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/JGisz.png
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8Yg2n.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/EeYey.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/Sq93n.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/rAycJ.png
and that's all
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
hollinger is really a national hero
― k3vin k., Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
has he ever written about older players?
lol @ the one for camby
― dayo, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link
― k3vin k., Sunday, December 4, 2011 5:30 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah he posted his celtics profiles on 11/29
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
his thing in the okc preview about how durant sucks at getting open was revalatory
― cad, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
lol jord
looool
― clay, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
A+
― dayo, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://neurotalk.psychcentral.com/images/smiliesb/Tip-Hat.gif
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XimOh2AYlL8/TA2fbGdsvuI/AAAAAAAAFhQ/2f0LIVhEMcg/s1600/kevin-garnett-looking-down.gif
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link
His defensive value, however, is more than offset by the fact that he is the single worst offensive player in basketball. Instead of his name and number, Anthony's jersey should have just said "AVOID." For the most part, that's what the Heat did. His 4.9 usage rate was not only the lowest in the NBA, it was the lowest in the league in nearly two decades.
― v-shasty, Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
you'll be singing a different tune when we sign KWAME BROWN
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 4 December 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link
kev, i saw this on slate today and thought of you and your interest in the nba's history. lots of great looking old essays/stories here that i'm excited to dig through. woody allen on earl the pearl!
http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/longform/2011/12/nba_season_starting_amazing_stories_about_basketball_players_from_longform_org.html
― clay, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link
there was a great piece abt the best shooters of all time, hint its steve nash
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
wait who was it
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, December 4, 2011 7:35 PM (3 hours ago)
yah i linked it like a month ago ;)
― k3vin k., Monday, 5 December 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
sarge: http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y344/MichaelAnthonyHunt/more%20gifs/rnd-rudy.gif
― k3vin k., Monday, 5 December 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
i think that's a guy applauding anyway
― k3vin k., Monday, 5 December 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
― clay, Sunday, December 4, 2011 7:25 PM (4 hours ago)
thx bro!
http://neurotalk.psychcentral.com/images/smiliesb/Blush2.gif
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
hollinger can be BRUTAL in some of these profiles...he's consistently otm and hilarious
― k3vin k., Monday, 5 December 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, i laughed at this part of his malik allen profile:
+ May be league's least athletic player. Terrible rebounder. Can't create shots.
― OOOO, Monday, 5 December 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
James Jones
+ One-dimensional corner 3-point shooter. Has no idea he's allowed to dribble.
+ Poor athlete, but has good size for 3 and plays passable defense. Bad rebounder.
The ultimate Johnny One-Note, Jones did nothing but shoot 3s from the corner, except for that one time he tried a shot at the basket. No, seriously -- he took one shot at the basket all season. In 1,551 minutes.
Needless to say, Jones had the league's lowest rate of shot attempts at the rim last season (see chart). In a related note, Jones had 98.6 percent of his baskets assisted, the most of any perimeter player except Brian Cardinal.
Jones' other stats similarly highlight his offensive extremes. He had the second-lowest turnover ratio, because all he had to do was catch and shoot. He took five shots inside 15 feet all year. He led the NBA in secondary percentage, because nearly all his shots were 3s, and was second among small forwards in TS%. He was last among small forwards in usage rate, because he just stood in the corner all game.
Somehow, Jones drew a decent number of free throw attempts, as he has become very good at pump-faking the 3 and drawing contact -- most memorably on the play that led to his playoff fracas with Paul Pierce.
― k3vin k., Monday, 5 December 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link
― OOOO, Monday, December 5, 2011 12:03 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
A friend and I have a joke re Malik Allen dating back to his first summer league ^_^
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 5 December 2011 05:14 (twelve years ago) link
sorry ice cr?m your dream scenario is no more heat talking to mavs about a bron for jj barea trade.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 5 December 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
tough but fair
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 5 December 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kxIWz.png
lol
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 5 December 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link