Your (really) terrible ideas (that deserve to be buried in the sandbox)

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Somebody sort-of (they're potato not corn based) beat you to it.
http://www.cinemasnacks.co.uk/images/465989.jpg

yes this is the real (snoball), Sunday, 4 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

(and they're not quite yellow enough)

yes this is the real (snoball), Sunday, 4 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

tattoos using thermochromic ink, so when elmo turns from red to yellow you know your child is running a fever without having to feel her forehead.

also "palate" not "pallette" i am not sophisticated.

slugbert, Sunday, 4 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i want to drive around america's great highways and entertain broken-down motorists with puppet shows while they wait for the tow truck to show up.

my business plan includes the selling of sodas, coffees, and snack items.

slugbert, Friday, 30 December 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

completely anonymous version of twitter. no names, avatars etc. probably an option already.

nashwan, Friday, 30 December 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

Like ILX in 2001?

Too Many Headphones (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 30 December 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

that face-recognition thing that shows you what celebrity you most resemble? use that for porn search purposes so you don't have to spend hours scouring porn sites for a porn star who passably resembles an ex-gf or that person from human resources that you fancy.

admittedly this is crepey but the technology exists and the demand is there so let's do this thing.

porn doppelgangerbang.com

slugbert, Friday, 30 December 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

Like ILX in 2001?

knew someone would say this but specifically the twitter type model

nashwan, Friday, 30 December 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

a funeral for every booger

mainz, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link


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